The Oath of Honesty in Journalism

The American Prospect has written an oath for all right-wing propapundits:

I swear that I have never taken money — neither directly nor indirectly — from any political campaign or government agency — whether federal, state, or local — in exchange for any service performed in my job as a journalist (or commentator, or blogger, or whatever you think I should be called).

What say you, Punditman?