Oops. Sorry, world.

Bush is polling at 36%.

Bush received 51% of the vote.

The difference: 15%.

Damn you, 15% of America! Sure — now you’re getting it. We tried to tell you! We tried to reason with you! There was a hugely successful movie about it. Kerry cleaned up in the debates. But now it’s too late. Why could you not see? Why didn’t you listen?