Wow! That’s a lot of blue!

I mean, that’s a shitload of blue. Blue, blue, blue. It’s like a sea of blue. Then there’s that little sliver of red. Poor, poor tiny red. Then again, I’m seeing, like, from there to there — all blue.

(Lest we forget the right-wing pundits and their illogical “look at all that red on the map” commentary following the 2004 election.)