Monthly Archives: November 2007
You Know Who’s A Dick? Jay Leno Is A Dick.
Leno fired his entire staff today. I suppose the unfunny douche needs all of his money for his unfunny douche motorcycle collection. “We haven’t heard from him since the second or third day of the strike,” the former staffer said. … Continue reading
Wingnut Google Ads… Again
So in addition to the Fred and Senator McCain ads, we’re now getting Ben Stein ads. Jesus. Does anyone know how to specify the ads that Google drops into the mix? And no, dropping the ads altogether is not an … Continue reading
Hostages Taken At Clinton Office
This is horrible. Two hostages have been released so far, and the suspect appears to have a bomb strapped to himself. More. UPDATE: And now CNN is reporting that two trains collided near Chicago. UPDATE II: CNN, “Witnesses described the … Continue reading
Roger Smith Dead At 82
I assume they’ll be moving his remains to Mexico. Full story. Share
Andy Card Debunks Karl Rove
This is awesome. Former White House Chief of Staff Andy Card on Scarborough: SCARBOROUGH: We have to start with something that we all are talking about a couple of days ago where Karl Rove went on Charlie Rose and he … Continue reading
A Muslim Lady! AHHHH!
Reynolds and Malkin and the rest of the screaming crying wingnut Blair Witch cast members are freaking out over the affiliations of several of the YouTube people from the debate. The latest one being a former member of CAIR. So … Continue reading
Morning Awesome
This is quite possibly one of the top five greatest songs ever recorded. The video — not so much. Share
He’s A Democrat?
CNBC’s Jim Cramer is a Democrat. I kinda gathered this after I saw him on Hardball one time and he, in a very roundabout way, alluded to maybe being a Democrat. I bought stock in Acuity the other day based … Continue reading
New Huffington Item
I have a new article up at Huffington Post. For what it’s worth, I switched days with Arianna this week — hence the Thursday thing instead of the Wednesday thing. Share
Morning Awesome
I wonder sometimes how so many can be so blind. Share
To Be Fair…
Here’s what I agreed with: Senator McCain on torture; Ron Paul on foreign policy; and, believe it or not, Giuliani on gun control. Now, is it also fair to call them all douchebags anyway? I think it is. Share
My Mouth’s Bleedin’ Burt!
Was it just the color correction on my television or did it look like Fred Thompson’s gums and lips were bleeding throughout the debate? Also, I thought it was awesome when the Republican audience booed a retired Brigadier General. Republicans … Continue reading



