Yoda Is The Reason For The Season

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 2:20 pm by Bob Cesca

Michelle Malkin reminds us of the reason for the season. She also reminds us what it’s like to have that acidic pukey taste in our mouths:

Nothing says “baby Jesus is the reason for the season” like a pagan tree decorated with Yoda and Pikachu ornaments.

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Yoda is pretty close to the baby Jesus, though. He’s small, he has magical powers and he wears swaddling clothes.

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  • lnbno13

    Shouldn’t she have it memorized? I mean she looks as if she’s reading that passage for the 2nd time. What a Giant Douche.

  • http://www.intoxination.net IntoxiNation

    Isn’t it ironic how much Malkin bitches about YouTube and yet she still uses it like crazy.Aww it must be the season of forgiving. Yeah that’s it! And we know what a forgiver Malkin is!!!

  • Nanotyrannus

    She reads and presents like a small market news reporter:”That’s right! This years Codswallop County Annual Lighting of the Manger will start at 6 p.m. Behind me on the steps of City Hall, the play ‘American Christian Christmas’ will start at 6:30 p.m. Back to you Cindy and Tom.”With those ornaments, she thinks she’s being whimsical. And doesn’t she know any gay people that could give her a hand with that hair?O.K. I’m done.

  • http://apenwarmedinhell.blogspot.com/ Nyc W. Alberts

    How come the murder of all the babiesby King Herod, because he felt threatenedby the birth of Jesus, gets ignored everyyear?If Jesus died for all mankind, what aboutthe innocents that gave up their lives onhis account, where’s their celebration?Truly The Greatest Story That Never Gets Told.

  • cunning

    As a Jew, I find Malkin’s religiously intolerant views offensive.As an intelligent human being I find her false arguments and commentary digusting.As a literate person I find her inability to look up from a printed page hilarious.God, do I hate her. I also hate the people who actually like and believe her, and I truly hate those that believe in the same harmful crap that she spews everyday.

  • mwb

    I made it through 41 seconds of this embarrassment. These words can sound majestic and grand, but not coming out of that mouth. The hypocrisy of this shrew is phenomenal.

  • trmtrm

    >If Jesus died for all mankind, what about>the innocents that gave up their lives on>his account, where’s their celebration?>>Truly The Greatest Story That Never Gets Told.FYI, the truly religious do mark the murder and martyrdom of the innocent children by the coward Herod. This is a very important story, marking the beginnings of persecutions related to our faith. We tell the story each year and celebrate the Feast of the Holy Innocents on December 28.There is a war on christmas, but it is a war on the secular holiday, not the sacred one. The sacred holiday, my sacred holiday, which I celebrate in my church and with those who share my beliefs is secure and well. It’s the secluar holiday, celebrated in the stores and on TV that is under attack.Keep Santa Secular.

  • wehowayland

    “And doesn’t she know any gay people that could give her a hand with that hair?” NanotyrannusThat’s the best laugh I have had in a long time – thanks!

  • Snorri the Berserker

    Hot Air is certainly the right name.Even the “Christmas tree,” whatever the decorations on it, has nothing to do with Christ or Christmas.