Giuliani Loses

Posted on 01/29/2008 at 9:20 pm by Bob Cesca

2007-09-11-bram_stokers_rudy.jpgSenator McCain won Florida. Senator Clinton pretended she won something important. But what’s truly awesome is that we won’t have a President Giuliani.

He hasn’t dropped out yet, but it’s only a matter of time. McCain and Romney aren’t prizes, but they’re not Giuliani, so that’s awesome enough for tonight.

UPDATE 9:55PM EST: MSNBC reports that Giuliani will drop out tomorrow and endorse Senator McCain.

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  • basheert

    Jeri must be royally PISSED – she won’t get to be First Slut after all.

  • Nanotyrannus

    McCain must be PSYCHED! He’s been gunning for Guiliani’s 50-65 youth demographic for months now!WOOOOOOOOO!!!! IN! YOUR! FACE! ROMNEY!

  • http://misterfurious.blogspot.com/ Mr Furious

    Guiliani would KILL for Dracule’s hair…