Senator McCain Is Grape Nuts

Posted on 01/06/2008 at 5:53 pm by Bob Cesca

Senator McCain has introduced his celebrity sidekick and it is…

To the magical alien swimming pool!

Cocoon star and Grape Nuts spokesman, Wilfred Brimley! Because Senator McCain is clearly interested in shoring up his “I’m old and cranky and my diabetes is acting up” support.

Next week, the senator will be appearing with Brimley in the ‘Straight Talk ’79 Buick’ — driving 25 in the passing lane with their right-turn blinker on.

If you put your nose real close to your computer screen and take a whiff, you can almost smell the old man stink.

I can’t think of any more old man jokes right now.

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  • Nanotyrannus

    Let’s hope there’s enough radio bandwidth to cover all the Life Alerts…

  • josh dobbin

    This is just the first step of a two-pronged strategy.http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/alicepic/disney-movie/walrus-and-carpenter-1.jpgNEXT, he wins the endorsement of the Carpenter, and from there, no oyster is safe.If, before I read this post,you I had to wager $10 on whether or not I thought Wilford Brimley was alive or dead, I totally would have lost ten dollars.

  • basheert

    Lassie had a previous endorsement and wasn’t available.

  • http://richeyrich.wordpress.com/ Rich

    Wilford Brimley? I thought he was dead.

  • ninon

    Old people smell? That’s really great, Bob. Any more mean stereotypes in your bag of tricks?

  • Bob_Cesca

    Ninon — I didn’t say anything about old “people.” Old MEN, however, have a distinctive odor and I stand by this ridiculous observation.

  • lnbno13

    Jesus, when did this become a PC board? Can’t anyone take a joke anymore?

  • Ched

    And old men with teh diaBEETIS give off a particularly rank aroma.