This Week In Myerstown, PA

This week’s Myerstown Herald.

Creepy Losers Throw Object At Windshield
Jerks Steal Grinder, Paint Stripper
Pathetic Punks Pilfer Items From Unlocked Vehicles
Creeps Steal Checkbook, Adult Video
BB Bozos Attack Windows
Dorks Drive Vehicle Through Yard

I repeat: this isn’t a joke.

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  • http://hugetinymistake.wordpress.com/ pacino

    Are you really sure this isn’t just a big ruse?