Eh-eh-eh!

President Bush makes with teh funny! While greeting the Anaheim Mighty Ducks at the White House…

“Like, have you noticed a lot of security around here? It’s because the Vice President heard there were some Ducks around.”

The difference is the hockey Ducks can actually fight back. Unlike all of Cheney’s captive, hobbled, lobotomized prey.

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  • lnbno13

    Except that they’re no longer “Mighty”, although we still call them that because it’s the stupidest team name of all fucking time. Fuck the Ducks, those entities deserve one another.

  • Nanotyrannus

    Of course Cheney’s prey is hobbled, Bob! He doesn’t have time to chase his prey ’cause HE’S BUSY RUNNING THE FUCKING COUNTRY.Can’t we get someone in scheduling to squeeze in another vacation for this simian?