Painful.it.is

Posted on 02/13/2008 at 2:21 pm by Bob Cesca

Doesn’t this band perform at 2, 4:30 and 6PM at the ampitheatre inside every amusement park in America?

Nonthreatening, painfully mainstream, annoyingly repetitive. Hillary ’08!

And this shouldn’t be a thing, but… they’re all wearing brown shirts. If I was running the campaign, I’d pull this video immediately and hire someone cool to write a song.

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  • lnbno13

    That is absolutely HI-larious. I can only imagine the scolding someone got the first time “Hill-a-ry for you and me” saw that video. That had to have been done by Obama supporters, it was just too funny to be serious.

  • bajasteve

    It will appeal to her strongest group of supporters, though: older, more conservative, unhip and as you say, painfully mainstream.

  • lnbno13

    I can’t imagine that shit appeals to anyone. Except to those that think it’s 1992. My grandma is 87 years old and even she’d know that is just shit on every level.

  • Nanotyrannus

    If I wake up tomorrow and this is playing in my head, I’ll claw my brain out.I want that whole group hunted down and destroyed. Immediately.

  • bajasteve

    I guess I’m the lucky one – I already can’t remember one single stanza of it.

  • drewdu

    I’d trust John Tesh to do a better song than this. Plus, this song has never been covered or ripped off. Ever.You know, the shrill vocal prowess of Geddy Lee would suffice for Hillary’s campaign theme.

  • ceabaird

    Oh. My. God. There is a hell. Where is Super Special Extreme Justice Scalia when you really, really need him?Off kissing up to the British Empire, that’s where.This group should be tased and then punished. And then me, for sitting through the whole thing, while my brain screamed for release.I think my soul is broken now…

  • joseppi7

    Let’s seeLyric on Iraq: “don’t know what we’re fighting for”Ask your candidate!Lyrics on schools: “were testing minds, but leaving our children behind”Ask your candidate why she voted for NCLB, high stakes testing that only rewards schools that start our just below the 70th percentile and can jump that mark for funds.Typical Hillary voters: they have no idea what she’s been up to for 7 years.