If, If, If…

Posted on 05/02/2008 at 8:25 am by Bob Cesca

“If we had the Republican rules, I would already be the nominee.”
–Senator Clinton, 5/1/08

“If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” –President Bush, 12/8/00

Well, okay. The Republican rules include stealing elections and trampling on the Constitution. So in a way, Senator Clinton is right.

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  • Nanotyrannus

    “If it weren’t for affirmative action, I would have gotten the job instead of that less qualified black guy.”Translation– “I’m not running a shitty campaign, it’s the rules that suck.”

  • bajasteve

    “If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.”Makes about as much sense, right?

  • bajasteve

    So switch parties, already; it’s not as if you haven’t been a Republican before.

  • MajinMal

    “If I weren’t such a republican hate machine I would have won this thing on name recognition a long time ago!”Clinton.LOL!

  • trustno1

    If my campaign didn’t really care about Indiana…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN_nQOHj__s

  • midad

    Please, please, won’t someone make her go away!!

  • ConstanceRifle

    Trust, you beat me to the punch!

  • trustno1

    Constance,Could you even imagine if the media ran with that the way they ran with the Wright clips? I don’t care when that video was made, it would be a romp!

  • Nanotyrannus

    I watched that closely Trust. For my part, his lips don’t match the sound. There’s something hinky about it.

  • ConstanceRifle

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/02/clinton-adviser-claims-in_n_99810.htmlFalse alarm.Though the first part, saying “Those people are shit” is apparently real and he admits that, though he was “only mentioning the polls.”

  • trustno1

    Should have followed my own name, eh? If it seems too good to be true…

  • http://www.intoxination.net IntoxiNation

    IfIfIf George Bush had tits, he would be Hillary Clinton.