Let The Heinous Ranking Begin

Is this a go with your gut sorta thing? ‘Cause I don’t think my brain knows how to properly rank the disdain I feel for all of those people, all in so many different ways. Caligula, where the fuck did that come from? Was that just so you could place Bush/Rove/Chenney, Clinton, and Caligula in the same list?

The first few are easy…1. Karl Rove (totally easy)1. Dick Cheney (tied for first)3. George W. Bush4. Sean Hannity3. The Emperor Caligula (he’s never actually hurt ME)4. Ted Bundy (see #3)5. John McCain (if he had killed someone, he’d be #4)6. Hillary Clinton (tied with Britney and Myley)6. Britney Spears (tied with Hillary and Myley)6. Myley Cyrus (tied with Hillary and Britney)9. Tony Snow (c’mon, the guy’s got cancer)10. Bill Clinton (I used to really love Bill…)11. Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach (douchebag, no question)12. Dane Cook (who?)13. Chris Matthews (pathetic but not really that heinous)14. Tim Russert (has the most integrity of anyone else on this list of fools)

1.George W. Bush -tie- Dick Cheney2.Karl Rove3.John McCain4.Sean Hannity5.Tony Snow6.Dane Cook7.The Emperor Caligula8.Ted Bundy9.Hillary Clinton10.Chris Matthews11.Tim Russert12.Bill Clinton13.Britney Spears14.Myley CyrusElisabeth HasselbeckHillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach

Oops. Do over! Do over!1. Karl Rove (totally easy)1. Dick Cheney (tied for first)3. George W. Bush4. Sean Hannity5. The Emperor Caligula (he’s never actually hurt ME)6. Ted Bundy (see #3)7. John McCain (if he had killed someone, he’d be #4)8. Hillary Clinton (tied with Britney and Myley)8. Britney Spears (tied with Hillary and Myley)8. Myley Cyrus (tied with Hillary and Britney)11. Tony Snow (c’mon, the guy’s got cancer)12. Bill Clinton (I used to really love Bill…)13. Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach (douchebag, no question)14. Dane Cook (who?)15. Chris Matthews (pathetic but not really that heinous)16. Tim Russert (has the most integrity of anyone else on this list of fools)

I forgot the last two, do over for me too!1.George W. Bush -tie- Dick Cheney2.Karl Rove3.John McCain4.Sean Hannity5.Tony Snow6.Dane Cook7.The Emperor Caligula8.Ted Bundy9.Hillary Clinton10.Chris Matthews11.Tim Russert12.Bill Clinton13.Britney Spears14.Myley Cyrus15.Elisabeth Hasselbeck16.Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach

1. Karl Rovea. Hitler – Honorable Mention2. Dick Cheneya. Rumsfeld – HMb. Wolfowitz – HM3. George W. Bush4. The Emporor Caligula5. Ted Bundy6. Sean Hannitya. Bill O’Reilly – HM7. Bill Clinton.8. Hillary Clinton.9. Tony Snow10. John McCain11. Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach.12. Elizabeth Hasslebach13. Chris Matthews14. Tim Russert15. Dane Cook16. Britney Spears17. Myley Cyrus.

1. George W. Bush (world-changing mass murderer, tool)2. Dick Cheney (manipulative, self-deceiving mass murderer)3. Karl Rove (smug, conniving king maker of murderers)4. The Emperor Caligula (murderer of historic proportions, but in the past)5. Ted Bundy (serial killer – small timer)6. Sean Hannity (murder-enabler, hateful)7. Tony Snow (murder-enabler and liar)8. John McCain (egotist and liar, corrupted by greed and ambition)9. Chris Matthews (smug egotist and liar)10. Tim Russert (elite egotist and liar)11. Hillary Clinton (egotist and liar, but offset by accomplishments)12. Bill Clinton (egotist and liar, but offset by accomplishments)13. Elisabeth Hasselbeck (idiot entertainer)14. Dane Cook (idiot entertainer)15. Myley Cyrus (just a kid, well-intentioned)16. Britney Spears (mentally ill, pathetic victim of celebrityhood)17. Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach (huh?)

1. Dick Cheney (Pure evil)

1. Karl Rove (Dickhead)

1. George W. Bush (Total tool)

2. The Emperor Caligula (Pure evil, but he was crazy. The three above thought this shit out!)

3. Ted Bundy (only killed about 30 people which just makes him a serial killer – killing 1,000,000 is a statistic)

4. Tony Snow (Never saw anyone that could lie with such ease and look at you like you were the fool.)

5. Sean Hannity (another right wing tool)

6. John McCain (crazy,cantankerous, nutball)

7. Tim Russert (Media whore! And he banned Arianna Huffington?! What the fuck?!)

8. Hillary Clinton (She’s lost it. Shameless panderer.)

9. Chris Matthews (Just for the bottom lip spittle alone, he’s on the list.)

10. Bill Clinton (Et tu, Bubba?)

11. Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Stupid twit.)

* Dane Cook (a comedian is on the list?)

* Britney Spears (Something is seriously wrong with her. It’s sad.)

* Myley Cyrus (??? Were people this outraged with Brooke Shields back in the day? I don’t remember.)

* Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach (isn’t it Bill?)

* = no ranking

I like MetroMan’s rankings, except I think I might put Cheney at number 1 and Bush at number 2. I’d also add honorable mentions for Hitler and another illustrious Austrian, that five-alarm psychotic who was recently discovered to have imprisoned his own daughter in his basement for 24 years, forcing her to bear 7 of his children.

1. Dick Cheney (actually, a tie in my mind with Karl & Ted)2. Karl Rove3. Ted Bundy4. The Emperor Caligula5. George W. Bush6. Sean Hannity7. Hillary Clinton8. John McCain9. Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach10. Bill Clinton11. Chris Matthews12. Tony Snow13. Dane Cook14. Elisabeth Hasselbeck15. Tim Russert16. Miley Cyrus17. Britney Spears

1. Dick Cheney1. Hitler (write-in)1. Karl Rove1. George W. BushThe above is a 4-way tie for first place. I know, I know. I should be able to choose but dammit, it is too hard!2. John McCain (That’s right — he’s heinous. War hero or no — POW or no — In 2008 he’s heinous)3. Anne Coulter (write-in)4. Michelle Malkin (write-in)5. Sean Hannity6. Tony Snow7. The Emperor Caligula8. Ted Bundy9. Bill Clinton (Just what the hell is going on with him anyway? He’s NOT the Bill I remember! He’s been replaced by a pod-person or something)10. Hillary Clinton (She probably should be higher on my list but I do still see some redeeming qualities in her. At least enough to not have her in a higher spot)11. Dane Cook (Yes…this guy steals material from one of my favorite comedians of all time, Louis C.K.– I happen to think that’s pretty damn heinous)12. Chris Matthews (He’s just a pathetic jagoff)13. Tim Russert (See Chris Matthews comment)14. Pat Buchanan (write-in — I would have put him higher on the list if he wasn’t so completely ridiculous)15. Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach16. ALL REALITY TV SHOWS AND THE EXECUTIVES WHO GREENLIGHT THEM (write-in)17. Stinkbugs (write-in)18. Britney Spears19. Myley Cyrus20. Elisabeth HasselbeckThe last 3 are in no particular order. I pay no attention to either Elisabeth Hasselbeck or Myley Cyrus. Hasselbeck is nothing more than conservative eye candy for The View and Myley is just a kid. Britney, well I kind of feel bad for her. Her situation is sad. I’m not a fan and never was, but I can understand how someone in her shoes could wig out. I really don’t consider any of these 3 heinous.

This was fun, released some frustration, much better than typing reports. Hard to pick who deserved #1 most. Thanks!!!!Karl Rove – 3Hillary Clinton – 13Chris Matthews – 4Dane Cook – 14Britney Spears – 15Tim Russert – 7The Emperor Caligula -16Bill Clinton – 8Myley CyrusGeorge W. Bush – 2Ted Bundy – 11Dick Cheney – 1Tony Snow – 10John McCain – 6Sean Hannity – 5Elisabeth Hasselbeck – 12Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Coach – 9