Rank Hillary’s Reasons For Staying In

Posted on 05/07/2008 at 10:26 pm by JumpyPants

So Hillary is staying in. For now. It defies logic and the wishes of many a Democrat, but she’s staying in.

If you would be so kind as to share a moment of your time, rank in order of importance the following Hillary Reasons For Staying In, with 1 being most important:

“I hate New York and hate pretending I’m from there”
“Payback. I want to have an affair with my own White House page”
“I literally can’t pronounce the words ‘President Obama’”
“I want to do anything to make sure Obama loses so I can win it for sure in 2012! Cause I’m a winner!”
“I want to get hammered with West Virginians and Kentuckyians”
“Because I’m actually winning! Everyone else is crazy! I’m the only sane person in THE WORLD!”
“I want to see my inspiring life-story video at the convention”
“Because quitters never win and winners never quit”
“I want to give my campaign more time to dig up some old Wright videos”

Have fun! And add your own!

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  • http://www.ieatgravel.com Alaska

    You’ve been obsessed with ranks lately!

  • MelodyMaker

    Because I’M! Hillary Clinton AND I approved this message. Also, because SHUT UP! Winning is for losers.

  • LiveFreeOrDie08

    5. Because someone’s got to keep up the attacks on Obama after John McCain knocks off at 4:30pm for the Seniors dinner specials at Sizzler.4. The campaign provides a good cover to explain why Bill spends so much time in Hotel bars.3. I need to stay in just long enough to unload that warehouse full of campaign swag short shorts that say “Hillary’s My Biatch” across the ass2. Every time I try to leave I get pinned down by sniper fire1. Because Rush told me to stay in ’til I win, and I’m a loyal dittohead

  • midad

    I can’t…can’t look at her, can’t listen to her… can’t think about her. Go back to the senate, Hillary. Make your name and your history there. We need good Senators. And that is one hellova state you represent. Do it justice.

  • basheert

    She has taken on all the aspects of a whiny, snarky, nasty woman. Although I’d have to close my eyes and nose to vote for her, living here in AZ I simply cannot support McInsane.But she is being driven by “Bill” obviously. She used to be tolerable, at least I didn’t feel nauseated when I heard her voice.Lately she has become absolutely obnoxious….she needs to accept defeat gracefully and if she wants to run again, perhaps get some money together and shoot for next time. Give it up Hil … we’ve given up on you and your antics.And send Bill home – he’s why you’ve lost.

  • CMLA

    #1 “Because Dorthy hasent droped her house on me yet!”

  • basheert

    I just wish she’d shut up and graciously QUIT. She’s LOST – she can only win by stealing (where have we heard that before???)Go away Hillary and take Bill with you. He’s ruined your campaign and you now have no chance.Pull yourself up, be graceful, and WALK to the exit. You have more class than this!