Rank HRC’s Most Rovian Moves

Posted on 05/07/2008 at 12:40 am by JumpyPants

Hillary Rodham Clinton and her husband, Bill, who apparently now plays an ignorant, racist creep on TV, have channeled the reptilian brain and flaccid, pasty gut of Karl Rove in increasing measure in this primary.

So if you can spare a moment of your time away from celebrating the putative assumption of our historic nominee, please rank the following sleazeball moves, with 1 being most craptastically Rovian.

Drinking ’til cross-eyed
Jesse Jackson won SC, too
Bittergate
Wright-a-thon
Muslim-baiting
Gun mailers
Gas tax holiday
Drug talk
“More electable,” “shucking and jiving,” and all the other racist code designed to scare both the ignorant and the informed into thinking that Americans are too racist to elect someone who had one parent born in Africa

And enjoy this one, because I don’t think we’re going to be talking so much about Mrs. Clinton and her once pretty good shitbird of a husband much anymore.

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  • J M Ashby

    Is this a Scale of 1-10? Ill assume so.Drinking ’til cross-eyed – 9Jesse Jackson won SC, too – 4Bittergate – 6Wright-a-thon – 1Muslim-baiting – 2Gun mailers – 7Gas tax holiday – 10Drug talk – 3″More Electable” – 8″shucking and jiving” – 5Thats my take on it.

  • Gretchen

    Drinking ’til cross-eyed – 6Jesse Jackson won SC, too – 4Bittergate – 2Wright-a-thon – 1Muslim-baiting – 7Gun mailers – 8Gas tax holiday – 3Drug talk – 9More electable – 5shucking and jiving – 10They sure have dropped their standards in the past few months. I have no time for them!!!

  • http://www.twoglasses.com Toast

    I don’t know if it’s “Rovian”, but to me the iconic moment in her campaign was the decision to sit down and make common cause with Richard Mellon Scaife. That was the moment that, politically, she became dead to me.

  • shane

    8. Drinking ’til cross-eyed4, Jesse Jackson won SC, too6. Bittergate1. Wright-a-thon2. Muslim-baiting3. Gun mailers7. Gas tax holiday5. Drug talkAnd let’s not forget when she said on TV re: Obama’s being accused of being Muslim: There’s no reason to believe that, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

  • Sammyscooge

    1. Muslim-baiting2.”More electable,” “shucking and jiving,” and all the other racist code designed to scare both the ignorant and the informed into thinking that Americans are too racist to elect someone who had one parent born in Africa3. Bittergate4. Wright-a-thon5. Gun mailers6. Jesse Jackson won SC, too7. Drug talk8. Gas tax holiday9. Drinking ’til cross-eyed