Afternoon Awesome

Posted on 06/06/2008 at 1:00 pm by Bob Cesca

Tom Delay, Indicted Republican: “Unless he proves me wrong, [Obama] is a Marxist.”

Hunter, Blogger: “Unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay lures children into his van with candy, gasses them to death with bug spray, and uses their powdered bones as an aphrodisiac when making love to all the animals at the San Antonio Sea World.”

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  • Nanotyrannus

    Oh those poor, poor whales…

  • http://www.onefemalecanuck.com onefemalecanuck

    Ok – I just read your article over at The Huffington Post and seriously lost my sh*t! You are hilarious!!!!Uhm. Also. I watched a few of YES SHE CAN’s supporters crying and snotting over at CNN when asked about the Florida gig. I laughed. A lot.Keep blogging and thanks for the most excellent commentary!Canuck

  • http://www.onefemalecanuck.com onefemalecanuck

    p.s. I greatly appreciate the “Lovers” photo of McDork & Bushy on the left hand side of your interWeb home.Canuck

  • AlaskanCelt

    Unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay is a pedophile.

  • MajinMal

    ExperienceAgeReligionElitismVerbosityMarxismEugenicsCome on right wing… Jut one more step in the wrong direction! Papa needs a new Cadillac! *Roll’s crazy dice*

  • ceu

    Don’t be ridiculous! He doesn’t use bug spray to gas them to death…as far as I know.

  • http://fifty50blog.blogspot.com StuporMundi

    That’s right, CEU. As far as we know, he prefers them alive to dead, unless he proves us wrong.