If you happen to be a McBush Troll, take the “I’m Voting for Senator McCain” pledge here. If you’re a female Senator Clinton supporter who refuses to support Senator Obama, here’s a pledge for you:
The McCain Loyalty Oath for Women
I _____________ pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain’s…
* fight to overturn Roe v. Wade and my right to choose.
* fight against equal pay for men and women.
* opposition to providing low-income and uninsured women and families with health care services ranging from breast and cervical cancer screening to birth control.
* opposition to sex education and support of abstinence-only education.
* making birth control covered by insurance.
* endorsement of women’s rights more “in theory” than in practice.
* pet name for his wife.As a woman I promise to apply McCain’s principles to my own life and vow to…
* call myself and my female friends the C word.
* picket abortion clinics.
* not use contraceptives.
* drink bleachso I don’t catch HIV and drink Mountain due so I don’t get pregnant.
* give back part of my salary to male coworkers.
* not vote, but pursue education and encourage my father/husband/brother male friends to vote for McCain.Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and I will not complain about my losing my right to choose, and other reproductive freedoms. And I will continue to refrain from pursuing equality for women.
Sincerely,
Signature __________
Between now and November, I’ll be watching the polls and making the futile observation: “Why the frickin’ hell are these people supporting McBush?”
For instance, Rasmussen has a fresh poll from New Jersey where margins are widing in favor of Senator Obama (48-39). However, 46 percent of men, 34 percent of women, 83 percent of Republicans, and 13 percent of Democrats are supporting McBush. Seriously? These people deserve to pay the Saudis $4 per gallon for gasoline. These people deserve to have their homes losing value by the day. These people are supporting deficits, war, and more death. More everything!
