This Is A Joke, Right?

Posted on 06/07/2008 at 9:06 am by Bob Cesca

The Spinal Tap campaign gets more Tap-ish. Paddy reports that John McCain has launched a community blog!

So far, there’s another knock-off of Senator Obama’s brand (The blog’s header says: “A Blog We Can Believe In”), an ABBA video (whah?) and the following photograph…which we must now write funny captions for. I’ll start:

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MCCAIN: “I like puppies.”
LIEBERMAN (whispering off camera): “It’s an alligator.”

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  • Nanotyrannus

    MCCAIN: “I remember when the archosaurs first appeared right after the Permian. I’m sorry to tell you, there’s going to be more evolution, my friends.”AIDE: “Senator you don’t believe in evolution this week.”

  • LiveFreeOrDie08

    BBQ!!

  • http://fifty50blog.blogspot.com StuporMundi

    “He’s just like ‘Little John,’ but less scaly.”

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    “Yep. These are just like the kind they used to shove up my ass at the Hanoi Hilton. Ah… memories.”

  • dusty59

    Ha! perfect!J. McSame needs to get lots & lots of screen time… especially for his speeches. Even without the green screen, he looks totally lost and confused reading from the teleprompter.

  • http://www.TheFalseFlag.com The False Flag

    “Lieberman, you know I really do love you.”

  • basheert

    This “person” is an amazingly UGLY man …. did he eat this poor reptile??? When are the Republicans going to realize their credibility is now in the tank?He is an amazingly idiotic senator – and he has NOT voted in the last 65+ senate votes.THIS is what he will do for America…

  • http://apoeticjustice.blogspot.com thepoetryman

    John M: See? Obama doesn’t have the military experience and I bet he’s never held one of these little puppies, either…Joe L: That’s not a puppy, John.John M: It’s an expression you ignorant fuck!

  • http://Proud2bHumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    “Hey big guy!…that reminds me, time to drain the lizard…aaahhhhhh, that’s better.”

  • http://Proud2bHumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    New resume:Fighter PilotWar HeroDistinguished CongressmanMaverick ModerateForeign Policy ExpertAlligator Wrestleryep, fits right in…

  • http://Proud2bHumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    “And when elected, I promise to choke the terrorists like I’m chokin the lizard…and they’re gonna know John McCain is coming for them!”

  • http://Proud2bHumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    …a 200 million year old predator……………holding a young alligator.

  • Peter G.

    Wow! Feels just like my scrotum.

  • http://Proud2bHumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    Nothing new to see here folks, just a little head and grabass with a young lobbyist/staffer…

  • Peter G.

    Liebermann: Uh John. It’s snakes Hagee wants us to handle.

  • http://Proud2bHumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    “I’m gonna call you Cindy…you have her eyes…”

  • http://http:/www.vatican.va/ Kevbo

    McCain: “So you’re telling me this thing evolved over several eons from huge dinosaurs?”-beat-McCain: “That’s not change we can believe in!”

  • cBc

    OK, again…which end do I blow in to make that noise?

  • http://proud2bhumble.blogspot.com Proud2bHumble

    He’s only happy when he’s got his finger on the button…”Keep squeezing me like that and it’s gonna be ‘bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb yerhand’, dipshit.”The Romneymoron commander attempting to engage the cloak-us device…;-}

  • http://www.ieatgravel.com Alaska

    ABBA is too cool for McCain. I’m going to call them up and have them request he remove the video!