It’s Funny Because It’s True

I would have thoroughly supported The War in Iraq™ if its stated intention had been to rid the world of WND — which actually does exist, and might cause innocent people harm — rather than the more hilarious non-existent WMD that Bush thinks is so hysterical. Liberating people with brains the size of mouse turds* from the evil that is WorldNetDaily is a cause worth fighting for; even if we have to drop carton after carton of Pall-Malls on their heads.* If it was a particularly constipated mouse, of course.