Manchurian Candidate

Posted on 07/11/2008 at 9:59 am by Bob Cesca

One percent of voters think Senator Obama is Jewish.

I like to joke about selling monorails to certain gullible hillbilly types who believe every e-mail they read. But seriously — I’m contacting Pew about tracking down the “Obama is Secretly A Jew” people. Monorails for everyone!

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  • http://dansolomon.com dansolomon

    Presumably this 1% is the portion of the country that believes that -everyone- they disagree with is a Jew, right?–d

  • bajasteve

    Bob, instead of selling people monorails, let’s sell them existing railway lines and tell them they’re bi-directional, side-by-side monorails! Twice the selling price, twice the income!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Dan – Having been raised in The Deep South (“Come for the Chicken, Stay for the Segregation!”) I can safely assure you that said portion of the country far exceeds the 1% that now has Senator Obama combatting his own latent Muslimity with a nagging, verbally-abusive and tightly wadded Jewish side.Obama’s New & Improved Inner-Middle-Eastern Demon: “Win the presidency so that you might secretly advance the cause of Jihad worldwide, praise Allah! … But you’d better take a sweater.”

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    More Inner Demon Struggles:”Must campaign harder in order to secure the presidency and take over the world for Secret Muslims everywhere! … But, oy, this is costing a FORTUNE!”

  • jsmoo68

    Monorail! Monorail!!! Monorail!!!!Nah, maybe it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    If we keep referring to this as a “Manchurian Candidate” issue, I’m sure you’ll find some of these MENSA members who will think he’s Manchurian.

  • natashacrk

    I know of a woman whose husband is a DOCTOR and she thinks Obama is a muslim and will make us pray to Allah. These people are effing scary! Natasha

  • ceu

    In the 2004 elections there was a pamphlet that the GOP sent out saying that Kerry, if elected, would ban Bibles. And there were people who believed it.They “love” their country, but have no clue what it stands for.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    …she thinks Obama is a muslim and will make us pray to Allah.

    Yes, because as she can plainly see from our country’s history, all this time we’ve been FORCED to pray to Jesus… except for the Jews… and the Buddhists… and the Hindus…