Mark Halperin Is a Manchurian Asshat

Posted on 07/14/2008 at 12:44 pm by Bob Cesca

From TIME Magazine’s Mark Halperin, the very serious corporate media professional who recommended that Senator McCain paint Senator Obama as a terrorist Manchurian Candidate, we get this Morning Joe nugget of stupid.

UPDATE: Elvis from the comments:

I had a Manchurian asshat once. I bought it in Guandong, which was a mistake because everyone knows the best asshats come from Heilongjiang. Trust me: Go for the more expensive craftsmanship of the Heilongjiang asshat; the Guandong variety smells just awful.

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  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I had a Manchurian asshat once. I bought it in Guandong, which was a mistake because everyone knows the best asshats come from Heilongjiang. Trust me: Go for the more expensive craftsmanship of the Heilongjiang asshat; the Guandong variety smells just awful.

  • AlaskanCelt

    Bob,My doctor has told me I can’t watch “Morning Joe,” or else my head will explode.I’m very glad you are performing the civic and humanitarian duty of watching it for the rest of us.Thanks.

  • CMLA

    I thougt Halperin liked to use his own ass for a hat?

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/ Paddy

    I’ve got vid up of it now. I can’t watch it though, I’m over my p.o.’d limit for the day. Here- http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2008/07/mark-mr-stupid-man-halperin.html