They’re Effing Pickles, Malkin. Sheesh.

Posted on 07/08/2008 at 1:02 pm by Bob Cesca

Here’s a classic Michelle Malkin post in which she brings us a wingnut two-fer… She starts with some concern trolling, then follows with some outrage over the fact that Senator Obama’s kids like Grey Poupon and gherkin pickles in their tuna salad mixture.

First the concern troll remarks:

So, is [the Access Hollywood piece], to borrow a bitter phrase, good for Michelle Obama’s children? Just asking.

Awww. How sweet. Michelle Malkin is concerned about the well-being of the Obama kids. Next thing you know she’ll be driving by their house… every day… like a stalker… you know, to check and see if they’re safe.

Then the Gherkin-Gate:

Who the hell puts Grey Poupon and gherkins (don’t ask me what those are, I have no idea) in tuna sandwiches for kids?

They’ve got nothing.

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  • ceu

    She doesn’t know what gherkins are? Wow. I knew she was stupid…but seriously – why play dumb on that?! Or are gherkins something that only we elitist liberals eat?

  • http://www.libertylounge.net Scrum

    Why, oh why did I click on the link?

  • http://www.axisofbalance.com KidDynamo0

    I bet Malkin will be apart of the crusade to shutdown Wall-E for being to communist. She is sooooooooooo dumb.

  • Nanotyrannus

    How is it these fuckstains get a job?

  • AlaskanCelt

    Isn’t Michelle Malkin like Ann Coulter, except female?

  • http://www.ieatgravel.com Alaska

    “Who the hell puts Grey Poupon and gherkins (don’t ask me what those are, I have no idea) in tuna sandwiches for kids?”

    I do.

  • bajasteve

    Well, ya know, gherkin sounds a little bit like burka, which is something a Ay-rab wears to go to one of them there mosks and pray to Allah… I’m just sayin’

  • dc_wilson

    Is Michelle going for the title of queen of ridiculous and pointless outrage?

  • http://eclectablog.efx2blogs.com Eclectablog

    Honestly, how does that mean-spirited, cross-eyed “person” get so much damn air-time or respect? She’s a complete idiot, more often wrong on her facts that right. You nailed it. If this is the best she’s got, she gots nuffin’.