Uh-Doy

Posted on 07/22/2008 at 9:23 am by Bob Cesca

Notice the spelling of “education”:

Also notice how FOX News anchor Brett Baier looks like a baby capuchin monkey.

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  • bajasteve

    Apparently, when they hire the peeps who write the captions, they don’t check their eductaion level.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    First, as President and Treasurer of the Alliance for the Prevention of Equating Simians and Humans In Television (APESHIT), I strongly object to the comparison of any of our cuddly monkey cousins — especially the kind and delicious little scamps for whom my morning $6.00 cup of The Joe is named* — to any of the lesser-evolved primates with strategically cut hair they’ve somehow taught to anchor The Fox “News.” Please let’s not forget the massive indignity heaped upon poor Koko the Gorilla by her lesser-evolved primate friends when a careless Liberal blogger — not understanding the lifelong tormet it would cause this magnificent beast — blithely compared Robert Novak to “that gorilla that knows sign language.” Koko suffered near-irreparable harm in having her intellect so callously slandered, a suffering assuaged only in 2003, when President Bush accidentally appointed her Ambassador to the Congo.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    * Coffee enthusiasts will of course recall that our beloved Capuchino is named for Joey “Starbuck” Cantilucci, the darling little capuchin monkey that first discovered the means by which miniscule amounts of coffee — sometimes only as much as can be squeezed from the rag used to mop down the espresso machine — could be mixed with two tablespoons of milk steamed via an ear-piercing apparatus that literally adds free and readily-available “air” to the beverage at $0.90 per cubic liter, and served with a sprinkle of the finest Madagascar cinnamon (available at Wal-Mart for $1.29 per 200-pound bag) for nearly $10 a cup without the patron justifiably hurling his or her own feces at the barrista.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    (And to be perfectly Fair and Balanced to our good friends at The Fox “News,” it should be noted that this was their rather ham-handed but somewhat honorable attempt at connecting with the Latino Community. The Fat White Producer at Fox — under constant pressure to add un poco sabor Español to the program — struggled in vain to slug this story with a Latin flair, thinking “eductaion” (pronounced “Eh-duck-TIE-ohn” in that adorable way Fat White Males have of trying to sound like they weren’t raised in The Hamptons with a silver spooned wedged, for convenience’s sake, up the asses of their nannies and butlers) sounded roughly “Mexican enough” when he mumbled it aloud to himself while BlackBerrying his Guatamalan gardener not to forget to prune back the priceless blue roses surrounding the Barry Goldwater shrine next to the pool.