You Know You’re A Vampire When…

Posted on 07/23/2008 at 11:22 am by Bob Cesca

…you hit a pedestrian with your car, and you don’t even realize it.

Novak hit a guy while driving his — huh? — his black Corvette? Novak drives a black Corvette?

“I didn’t know I hit him,” Novak told Politico. Novak said he was a block away when a bicyclist stopped him and said, ‘You hit someone.’ He was cited for failing to yield the right of way.

SOME GUY: You hit someone.
NOVAK: Ehhhhxcellent — errm, I mean whoops.

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  • ceu

    How is that possible? How do ya not know that you’ve hit someone? What did he think the thump was – someone chucking tomatoes?? And why wasn’t he charged with leaving the scene of an accident?