John McCain Farts In Old Ladies’ Faces

Posted on 08/14/2008 at 7:10 pm by JumpyPants

Posted By JumpyPants

That’s right. John McCain farts in old ladies’ faces. He waits until they’re sitting down, then he sidles up to them, first smiling and pretending to be interested in chatting. Then, once he’s worked up a load of gas in his bowels, turns quickly and farts in their face!

I don’t have actual “evidence” of this, but the FACT is that John McCain is NOT DENYING that he is an old-lady-face-farter.

[The above is an example of the Jerome R. Corsi PhD (PhD!!!) style of writing/lying.]

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  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/ Paddy

    I’ve seen the melted make-up on the old women’s faces BOB!!! I have!!! And that PROVES that McFarty emptied his gaseous weapon upon the unsuspecting elderly!!Can I haz buk deel now?

  • http://johnhummel.blogspot.com John Hummel

    In all seriousness, this reminds me of the allegations that McCain had “fathered a black baby” back in 2000. It wasn’t true then, and it was a shitty thing to do.Now that it’s 2008, evidently it’s OK for McCain or his surrogates to use similar tactics against Obama. “Well, he doesn’t put his country first like McCain.” “He’d rather lose a war to win an election.”It’s sad to see how a man I once considered honorable had fallen. I had high hopes that this would be an issues based campaign. Obviously, that’s just not going to happen.

  • FrictionSoul

    Nice style Bob. I read the transcripts of the Larry King show (my hearing is shot) and this old lady farter – well, I don’t know what to do so I’m not going to vote for him – he would blow my mom’s face off and it would be my fault.

  • PackyJ

    Well, Monsieur McCain, I fart in your general direction!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5WuHhVRZcY

  • CMLA

    So, knowing what we know now, scence he’s called his wife the “C” word, we must asume, he’s farted BIG TIME in her face!

  • Farmisht Phoenix

    This is awesome research! Can I footnote you?