Liveblogging The DNC – Day Two

7:38PM EDT
Late start. Just watched the tail end of Governor Rendell’s address and “the only thing McCain will recycle” are Bush’s failed policies. Bam.

7:46PM
For the record, I’m at home. I’m watching the coverage on television while enjoying hot dogs and Sam Adams Summer Ale. And as a lifelong political junkie, it doesn’t get any better than this. YAAARRR!

8:02PM
Matthews just said that Rendell compared Senator Obama to Adlai Stevenson. Is this true? Yes it is:

“He is a little like Adlai Stevenson,” Rendell mused. “You ask him a question, and he gives you a six-minute answer. And the six-minute answer is smart as all get out. It’s intellectual. It’s well framed. It takes care of all the contingencies. But it’s a lousy soundbite.”

In other words, “I’m supporting our nominee who is ultimately an eggheaded loser.” Classy!

Continued after the jump…


8:09PMNorah O’Donnell talking to a PUMA delegate on MSNBC who will only vote for Senator Obama if the party does the right thing out of respect for Senator Clinton. Silly, silly, silly. You know, I think we can all understand being disappointed after an election, but as far as I know, there aren’t any accusations of hanging chads or screwy Diebold machines. This is nothing but an overblown over-indulged sense of entitlement.8:15PMLast word on the PUMAs. Here’s the mindset… If you’re losing a board game, just freak out and wing the board across the room so no-one can play. Then fold your arms and hurrumph, “So there! Stupid game!”8:19PMLanny Davis on FOX News embarrassing himself like always. Paraphrasing: “It’s not up to Senator Clinton to close the deal — she’s opening it up. It’s up to Barack Obama to close the deal.” I don’t quite know what that means, but what a sad little man. And — oh boy! — Laura Ingraham up next. [rapidly switches back to MSNBC]8:22PMJohn King on CNN using his ink-spewing magic marker fingers to analyse… the convention floor seating chart! Very serious!8:24PMShorter CNN analysts: There’s nothing Obama can do about anything. He so screwed bad now.8:27PMI’m waiting for Carville to climb onto a rock and scream something about “his precious.” Then leap up and bite Wolf Blitzer on the neck.8:39PMCNN lower-third graphic: “CROWLEY COLOR COMMENTARY at CNN.com.” Yay! I’m so there.8:52PMRachel and Buchanan fighting again. Rachel: “Senator Clinton is being used by the McCain campaign.” Then later, Buchanan: “you are saying the Clinton supporters are insane!”8:56PMBuchanan is setting expectations for Senator Clinton’s speech tonight in a way that will allow him to keep alive the Hillary Hates Barack narrative. He’s suggesting that the only way Senator Clinton signals absolute support for Senator Obama is if she “absolutely guts McCain tonight” — knowing that she’ll attack McCain, but not go all Zell Miller and dismember McCain. So when she doesn’t rip McCain to shreds, Buchanan can say that she might not be fully with Obama.9:03PMMatthews’ hair is crazy right now. Shemp Howard crazy.9:05PMMatthews just referred to Howard Wolfson as FOX News’ “little toy soldier.” Hold it — WHOA! Matthews just blasted Keith for commenting on Matthews’ long-windedness on the Clintons. Something about Keith making the “talking too much” hand gesture. Matthews said something like, “I could do the same to you, Keith. It’s what I feel!” Need video of this one.9:16PMAs predicted, the Democrats have been ripping the McBushes all damn day and yet there’s a running old media narrative — mainly CNN and FNC tonight — suggesting that the Democrats aren’t attacking McCain today. That they’re missing their opportunity. And the fiction of the script plays on…9:19PMDick Morris on FNC. Dick.9:21PMAnd I disagree with Elvis in the comments who wrote: “Looking at Tim Kaine, thank The God™ it wasn’t Tim Kaine. He looks like a weasel.” Correction. Governor Kaine looks like Jimmy Hoffa.kaine_hoffa.jpg9:38PMMy senator, Bob Casey, just delivered the line of the night so far:

“John McCain calls himself a maverick, but he votes with George Bush over 90 percent of the time. That’s not a maverick. That’s a sidekick!”

OH YEAH! Suck it, McBushes.9:33PMTo answer Chris Matthews… The Democrats aren’t mentioning Dick Cheney a lot because I assume they want to give the impression that Senator McCain has been George Bush’s henchman all these years. Makes sense. In fact, there might be a few recent arrivals to the political discourse who might believe that McCain is Bush’s vice president. The “Bush-McCain” slogan and all.9:41PMMark Warner making with the talking now.9:43PMWarner: McCain “stuck in the past.”9:50PMWarner: “In four months, we’ll actually have an administration that actually believes in science.”9:54PMOn FNC… a commercial break. We can only hope CNN and MSNBC go to commercial in the middle of Vlad Rudy’s keynote speech next week.9:59PMWell. Warner (from my home state, so I’m biased) kicked some McBush ass tonight. In fact, he accomplished: 1) his own goals for November, 2) Obama’s “future” message, and 3) chopped the McBushes in the nards.10:15PMI really have to disagree with Rachel on her evaluation of Warner’s speech. “The past versus the future” isn’t literally about chronological time. “The past” refers to McCain — who is running to be president in the future. That’s the negative. Also, despite what Buchanan has been saying, every speaker tonight has totally “gutted” Bush and McCain. But since it runs contrary to the media script, it never happened. They’re not going to be happy until every address is Zell Miller from four years ago.10:24PMMatthews gets snippy with Keith… now with video thanks to Heather and Jamie at C&L:10:28PMGovernor Schweitzer of Montana is totally eviscerating Senator McCain on CSPAN. But of course the cable news networks are busy talking about how the Democrats aren’t eviscerating Senator McCain. This is fucking horseshit. Here’s Schweitzer:

“If you drill in all of John McCain’s back yards — even the ones he doesn’t know he has… that single answer proposition is a dry well!”

HUGE applause. But the Democrats aren’t attacking McCain enough, right? Jesus H.10:34PMWhoops! MSNBC accidentally just aired 1 second of Governor Schweitzer’s speech. Wouldn’t want to see a Democrat actually attacking the McBushes on the television. MSNBC really dodged a bullet there.10:40PMWhoa. Nice video about Senator Clinton. And now, here she comes…10:44PMPresident Clinton in tears mouthing, “I love you I love you I love you.” Very touching.10:45PM“Proud mother. A proud Democrat… A proud American. And a proud supporter of Barack Obama.”10:48PM“No way, no how, no McCain. Barack Obama is my candidate and he must be our president.” Suck that shit, Buchanan.11:03PM“It makes sense that George Bush and John McCain will be together next week in the Twin Cities. Because they’re so hard to tell apart.” Bite it, Buchanan.11:06PMWhy wasn’t she the keynote speaker?11:08PMThat was the best speech she’s ever given. Perhaps the best speech any Clinton has ever given. Strong, clear, precise, aggressive.11:12PMBetween Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, we’ve been fortunate enough to witness two of the greatest speeches in the history of Democratic politics. She hit this one with such precision and erudition, I’m staggered.11:16PMBrit Hume: “You’d think that by the end of this speech, we’ve been living in Belarus or something. Hmmrrruhmmph.” Go to Flint, Michigan, Brit. Go to Reading, PA, Brit. Go to Camden, New Jersey, Brit. You melty cheese face.11:25PMAaannnd… CNN immediately tracked down a Clinton delegate who, while crying, said that for the first time since she turned 18… she’s not going to vote.11:32PMKey section:

But remember, before we can keep going, we have to get going by electing Barack Obama president.We don’t have a moment to lose or a vote to spare.Nothing less than the fate of our nation and the future of our children hang in the balance.

11:38PMI’m winding down now. I’ll be online for a while longer, but I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for liveblogging along with me. Thank you, thank you. More tomorrow night and Thursday night. And then, next week, we can really go off.

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  • ceu

    Yeah, great. Adlai Stevenson lost twice. Six minutes answers to a country with a Sesame Street attention span. (sigh)

  • peonyharp

    “Wake up America, wake up America!” Go Kucinich!!!C’mon guys, don’t get disheartened.

  • http://www.intoxination.net IntoxiNation

    I don’t know about it getting any better. My Jimmy Buffet LandShark Lager might want to argue with your Sam Adams hehe.

  • Zanath

    I feel some of this Hillary Drama is manufactured. It certainly exists to an extent, but I think the media has overblown it. A prime example is whether the Obama team saw Hillary’s speech. First the media unveiled their “un-named sources” (read: making shit up) that they didn’t. Yet then it is confirmed THEY DID. That’s suspicious to me.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    PUMA delegate on MSNBC who will only vote for Senator Obama if the party does the right thing out of respect for Senator Clinton

    And what pray tell would “the right thing” be?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Re: PUMAs

    How do any of these people expect to be taken seriously with their twisted logic? This last one as well as the Chris Mathews freak from yesterday?

    I’ve got to think that this is all a scheme. PUMA is not an organization of former Clinton supporters who think they were robbed of an election she lost fairly, but a core group of McCain supporters posing as Clintonites in an attempt to cast doubt in the minds of undecideds and independents. There’s no other explanation for such stupidity.

    And if these morons really do exist en masse, Hillary Clinton better hit her speech out of the park tonight, blow everyone away with her patented “clap-clap-point-point” and straighten these fuckers out.

  • ceu

    OMG, Buchanan is on some really strong mind-altering drugs. Kudos to Rachel for putting up this shit in a rational, intelligent manner!

  • J M Ashby

    Im a big-time Sam Adams fan, I love it, but the summer ale just doesn’t do it to me. The summer ale is a wheat beer, and if you drink it in the correct glass (wheat glass) then you get this intense lemon smell that is along the lines of floor cleaner or bathroom disinfectant. Cherry-Wheat is a much better choice.LoL @ Carville jumping up screaming “My Precious”Btw, Buchanna just got laughed at and booed on msnbc.

  • J M Ashby

    Apparently Kucinich gave a really strong speech, but no one seems to be talking about it. I didn’t get to see it myself.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/ Paddy
  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Chris Matthews is apparently drunk out of his mine. Did he just say Opéra bouffe? What. The. Fuck?

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Chris Matthews — who is clearly bombed out of whatever gourd he has left — is about to throw punches. Olbermann would kick his doughy ass. That’s a fight I’d love to see.

  • J M Ashby

    I miss celebrity deathmatch.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Steny Hoyer’s mic-bulb is the exact color of his skin, which makes it look like a grape-sized tumor growing out of his magnificent jowl. PS – What the fuck is a “Steny”?

  • peonyharp

    I’m watching HD live on demconvention.com and avoiding all the blathering on TV — Gov. Sebelius is on now.J M, I saw Dennis Kucinich on the above site, but you can see a replay on http://www.kucinich.us.

  • peonyharp

    Wow, you’re quick Paddy! Thank you.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Looking at Tim Kaine, thank The God™ it wasn’t Tim Kaine. He looks like a weasel. Biden looks like a bronzed demigod compared to Tim Kaine.Clusterdouche! Vetting Exclusive, Tim Kaine Edition: Two words. Gay skeletons.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Chris Matthews on the appearance of Spike “Conspiracy Brother” Lee (who is obviously 100% high on The Weed): “SPIKE LEE! A little cultural infusion here!”Douchebag Translation Circuit Engaged! Hey look, a Black Guy! Let’s infuse our White Culture with his Black Culture and pat ourselves on the back for listening to what little Spike Lee has to say!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Oh my God™ Bob Casey is a nerdlinger. This convention is in desperate need of a real inspirational speaker. Someone like Barack Obama, that speech he gave in 2004? Why can’t we get that guy back in here, that was really … oh, wait…

  • HaremScarem

    Yeah, not too inspiring. And Hilary has never struck me as an inspiring speaker either. Hopefully Warner’s got a good one..

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Casey: “That’s not a maverick; that’s a sidekick!” Good line, well done, Nerdy Nerdlinger.

  • J M Ashby

    @ Elvis – Biden looks like a bronzed demigod compared to just about anyone accept Obama.I liked that Sidekick line just now.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ JM Ashby – Indeed.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Also, Biden has the Ass-Kickingest cufflinks on earth. He could cut you in half with those fuckers.

  • J M Ashby

    I have no idea what Mathews is trying to say, and maybe he doesn’t either.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Chris Matthews just invoked Frank Rizzo, the Philly Mayor that Rudy Giuliani still thinks about while masturbating, who once said, “I’m gonna make Attila the Hun look like a faggot after this election.” Mmm, that’s good politics.

  • J M Ashby

    I was just thinking about Obama giving his speech in front of 75,000 on Thursday and then I thought about McCain giving his speech in a gym with the sound of crickets overpowering his supporters.

  • MCat

    Im late…but I love Sam Adams Summer Ale!Senator Casey killed it with his side kick line

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Dear Convention Floor Camerapersons: Please stop shooting footage of white people “dancing.” We’re Democrats for Christ’s sake, find some black people in the audience while the music’s running.

  • HaremScarem

    Hahaha@Elvis.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Did Mark Warner just say we as Americans need to “out-hustle” the rest of the world? Suddenly the best we can aspire to is fucking Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Warner: Two-time businessman failure. Almost as big a failure as George Bush.

  • http://UfpbARTWL74YJCjH0bfS Readytohurl

    OMG, Carville as Gollum … spot on!http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/18/james-carville/

  • J M Ashby

    “Lets borrow money from china so we can buy oil from countries that dont like us” – Good summation.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ Readytohurl : Laura Bush and Gloria Swanson : http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/yikes1.jpg

  • ceu

    Keep in mind that Warner is running for Senate in a tight race and doesn’t want to piss off the independents and non-wacko GOPers in VA – so he’s probably not going to be drawing a lot of blood tonight.

  • J M Ashby

    Warner is ripping McBush a new hole.

  • MCat

    Warner is kind of boring :/

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I’ve been saying what Warner is saying right now for 7 years. Gore would have done exactly that: September 12, 2001: “My fellow Americans, today we tell Saudi Arabia to shove their oil wells up their fucking asses.” And we’d have said “Yes, Sir! How far up their asses, Sir!?”

  • ceu

    yeah, MCat – but better than I expected.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ CEU – Yeah, Warner just pandered hard to the Middle and the Right. Mmm, hot, buttered pandery.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I’ve been to Danville, VA. It’s a real shithole.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Another 10 years and Warner is going to look exactly like .

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Oops. Forgot to close my parenthesis. STUPID GODDAMN PARENTHESIS!Another 10 years and Warner is going to look exactly like this guy.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/ Paddy
  • J M Ashby

    Doesn’t MSNBC have people to fix Mathew’s hair while they are off camera?

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    OMG, Warner should have had his hot daughters on stage the whole time, I might have paid more attention. YOW! GOD I LOVE THE POLITICS!

  • MCat

    lol @ Ashby his hair has been flying all night, he needs some hair spray

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ Paddy :Opéra bouffe (plural, opéras bouffes) is a genre of late 19th century French operetta, closely associated with Jacques Offenbach, who produced many of them at the Théâtre des Bouffes-Parisiens that gave its name to the form.The fact that Matthews dropped this particular bon mot makes him enormously, galactically gay.

  • J M Ashby

    I flip back to CNN for a moment and John King is playing with the magic-finger-screen again.

  • http://UfpbARTWL74YJCjH0bfS Readytohurl

    Hey, Elvis, thanks for making me pee my pants (a little). To retaliate:http://totallylookslike.com/2008/08/01/cindy-mccain/

  • MCat

    lol democrats.com has a petition going demanding Mccain take an alzheimers test!http://www.democrats.com/mccain-owes-america-an-alzheimers-test

  • J M Ashby

    Readytohurl, im going to have nightmares now.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ MCat – I saw that, and frankly I thought it was pathetic. My dad’s something of a Mild Dodderer, and I was just offended by the whole tone of that petition. That sort of thing isn’t going to help us.Besides, at this point Obama just needs to challenge McCain to a Boner Test. Who can get it up, without The Viagra, the fastest? Whose magnificent presidential junk is not fettered with bayonet scars? Who’s packing donkey junk and who’s got shriveled, wasted, bayonet-punctured Old Man Junk? Fuck alzheimers, let’s just get right to the boners.

  • ceu

    I wonder how much saliva Buchanan spits out on the average night…

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/ Paddy

    Huge, HUGE need for a total WWE smackdown between Maddow and Buchanan. If her show does not include him, it’ll be a hit, but not as big as hit as it could be.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Mmmm, Buchanan spittle. Bottle it, drop it on Iraq, kill tens of thousands.

  • kansasdem

    IMHO Warner proved the pundits wrong! He shined!I was a little disappointed in my own Governor, Kathleen Sebelius. Just a little!

  • MCat

    @ Elvis I thought it was completely ridiculous but very funnyI do wish they would fight harder against mccain, I don’t understand whats holding them back

  • J M Ashby

    Maybe they are saving the McCain attacks for the Clintons or Obama himself since they will get more universal air-time.

  • kansasdem

    “I do wish they would fight harder against mccain, I don’t understand whats holding them back”MCat,We’re decent human beings, not republican’ts.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I wonder how much saliva Buchanan spits out on the average night…

    Not as much as Matthews. That guy needs a dribblecup.

  • HaremScarem

    It’s all about establishing that McCain=Bush. They don’t need over the top, Rovian attacks, they just need to convince more and more Americans that McCain isn’t a maverick at all. There are still far too many that think so.

  • ceu

    Deval Patrick was damn good.

  • http://www.intoxination.net IntoxiNation

    Hey Bob – here’s the clip of Matthews getting snippy with Olbermann (in case you aren’t checking your emails):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1pLMSaPTi8

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Bill Clinton appears to have been replaced by some sort of Disney animatronic Bill Clinton from the Hall of Presidents. His skin is simply to rosy-glowing and his neck is terrifyingly smooth. Also, there’s no way he doesn’t have one hand half-way up this redhead’s skirt.

  • PackyJ

    I expected Deval Patrick to be good. But Brian Schweitzer is surprising me. He ain’t half bad.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Casey just said, “[Hillary] ran a fabulous campaign.”Let’s shit on this once and for all, shall we? No she didn’t. She ran a train-wreck of a campaign. Total clusterfuck. She failed. Let’s not keep stoking the PUMA Bullshit Indignity Fire by praising the crapfest that was her campaign.

  • ceu

    Yeah, Schweitzer a bulldog. I wasn’t expecting that at all.

  • kansasdem

    Damn, the Obama campaign needs Montana’s Governor on the campaign trail!!!!!!!!!Could be the best possible investment!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Wow, “Petro-Dictators.” Put that on a T-shirt, bitches!

  • PackyJ

    I’m watching C-Span. Watching CNN or MSNBC will make my head explode. My doctor has verified it.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Speaking of T-Shirts, let’s make this viral, shall we: John McCain – POW, or PO-Dubya?

  • PackyJ

    Yep. Schweitzer is surprising the shit outta me. This guy will make a GREAT hit-man!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Petro-Dictator, Petro-Dictator, Petro-Dictator, Petro-Dictator, Petro-Dictator, Petro-Dictator, Petro-Dictator!!

  • PackyJ

    P-O-Dubya. I LIKE it!

  • J M Ashby

    I guess its the classy thing to do or whatever, to say god bless america. But I think with Bush in charge, god would be damning america.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Hillary Video Intro, Go! I’m starting to get Pantsuit Wood.

  • kansasdem

    Yes! Petro-dictator!Stop the petro-dictators!Best damn line of the night!

  • PackyJ

    I am now a confirmed fan of Brian Schweitzer.Petro-Dictators, suck my chubby!

  • J M Ashby

    Is this a campaign add for PLan B or an introductory video?

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ JM Ashby – I was just about to ask that exact same fucking question.

  • PackyJ

    Calm down, it’s just an intro.It’ll work out.Let Hillary have her moment here.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Ah, thank The God™: It’s the bright orange pantsuit. My faaaaavorite!

  • ceu

    I liked the Hillary video.

  • MCat

    does the orange make her skin look red or is it my tv?maybe both???

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Excellent start: “A proud Democrat” first and foremost. Attagirl.

  • MCat

    there we go!Proud supporter of Barack Obama!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Oh Christ, she’s starting to stump. Here it comes. She’s throwing her hat back into the ring.

  • kansasdem

    NO McCain!

  • MCat

    No MCCAIN!She’s doing great so far!

  • ceu

    “No way. No how. No McCain”

  • PackyJ

    Good. She’s asking for unity.PUMA’s, suck my chubby!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Packy, are you in need of some sort of dire oral relief, Sir? You seem to have an insatiable chubby.

  • MCat

    lmao sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits

  • http://www.intoxination.net IntoxiNation

    Thank you for calling the suicide hotline. Unfortunately we are experiencing a high volume of calls right now from pundits on the verge because their big drama dream was crushed tonight. We will be with you as soon as possible.Sorry for putting you on hold Mr. Buchanan…..

  • J M Ashby

    Is this the same speech as her “concession” speech? It sounds almost exactly the same.

  • PackyJ

    Oh what the hell. Why not mix politics & pleasure?

  • MCat

    uh oh…she’s dropping a lot of I’s

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    It’s been what, 10 minutes or so since she said the words “Barack Obama”? Bald Cancer Moms? Check. Hillary the Health Care Genius? Check. Soon-to-be-President Barack Obama? Eh, not so much.

  • HaremScarem

    Yep, I was thinking the same thing Elvis…

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    “Support Barack Obama: He agrees with me, and I’m what matters. I’m Hillary Clinton and I approved Hillary Clinton approving this Hillary Clinton message saying I’m Hillary Clinton. Did I mention I’m Hillary Clinton?”

  • J M Ashby

    Ok she’s changing her tune now. She was going heavy-stump there for a minute.

  • PackyJ

    Elvis – from her perspective, it’s always been about Hillary… you didn’t expect her to quit cold-turkey, did you?

  • MCat

    @ Elvis I was peeping that out too

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    9:59 CST – Hillary throws Old Bill a fucking bone.

  • MCat

    Ok fellow live bloggers its approaching my bed time, I have to get up for work and I need my beauty sleep. It was great critiquing with you all, see you tomorrow :)

  • J M Ashby

    lmao good job for including the equal pay part

  • HaremScarem

    Heh, “Twin Cities”. Nice one.

  • Tbest609

    The twin cities line needs to be ran with next week hard

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Hillary’s on fucking fire right now.

  • HaremScarem

    “We’re not big on quitting.” Speaking from experience, obviously.

  • PackyJ

    LOL “Twin” Cities.

  • ceu

    She’s doing what she needed to do – talking about the issues important to her & her supporters, giving them a last hurrah, and telling them that Obama will address those issues & McCain won’t.

  • dc_wilson

    As a resident of PA, is there any way we can leave both Rendell and Matthews in Colorado?BTW, Casey 2016!And yes Pat, Clinton supporters are insane! What’s your point?

  • Tbest609

    i liked it

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    “Thank you, God bless you, and Godspeed!”"And PS – Get your heads out of your asses, PUMAs.”

  • PackyJ

    I think she did pretty damned good.

  • dc_wilson

    Oh, and Carville as Golum was just classic!

  • J M Ashby

    Pat is off chugging a bottle of Maylox

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    10:12 CST : Chris Matthews has entirely lost his mind.

  • J M Ashby

    Mathews needs a valium.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Now if Rachel Maddow can seal this deal and ice this cake by snapping off Pat Buchanan’s cock and beating him to death with it, I’ll be a happy, happy boy.

  • J M Ashby

    Why are they playing Disco Inferno?

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Andrea Mitchell is clearly under the influence of many, many Oxycontin.

  • J M Ashby

    @ Elvis, you really think Buchanan’s cock is stiff enough to be used as a weapon? Its probably more flacid than a slinky

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Christ, MSNBC is pissing me the fuck off. Let’s roll right out of the joygasm that was Hillary’s ass-kicking wrap-up into Andrea Mitchell demanding to know why some old bag is so very, very sad, and how awful it must be for her to be a disenfranchised woman now that Barack Obama has kicked Hillary down a flight of stairs. THANKS ANDREA, DEPUTY DOWNER!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ JM Ashby – Don’t you believe it. Buchanan is swinging elephantine super-cock. You could crush several linebacker-sized men with that junk.

  • ceu

    Brit Hume’s an ass.

  • The Colonel

    Hillary just completely redeemed herself in my eyes tonight. Far and away the best speech she has ever given.

  • J M Ashby

    Well in the least, im sure the only thing he is spitting is coming out of his mouth.

  • J M Ashby

    Bob, how do you watch FNC and not destory your television in the process by lobbing projectiles at it?

  • J M Ashby

    McCain Campaign statement is a new high in the world of ass-hattary

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Chris Matthews, Insane Sports Analogy Guy: It was like carrying a ball. Keep it going. Keep running. Passing a ball. Like a baton! Passing a baton. Like a relay! It was a relay!Holy crapballs.

  • ceu

    Yeah, JM. They had someone working overtime to find something – anything – to hit her with and came up wtih the lamest rebuttal ever.

  • ceu

    Thanks, Bob!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Yes, thanks for hosting, Bob. See you tomorrow night!

  • http://obamaproject.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    I missed most of the convention tonight – off seeing my dad in the hospital. But caught Hillary – and I’ve just got to say it. If she had been THAT lady during the primaries – she probably would be the nominee. I’m happy with Barack – was ALWAYS in his corner, but props where props are due – she was amazing! :) QT

  • J M Ashby

    Thanks Bob, this is always a great place for a good laugh.

  • PackyJ

    Hillary went a long way toward redeeming herself tonight… and hopefully her rabid supporters will get a clue.Polls close here in 15 minutes, can’t wait to see what the hell happened in the primary with Sen. Ted Stevens, Rep. Don Young, all the various ballot propositions, not to mention the local whack jobs running.

  • Brad

    MSNBC is falling apart! This convention is going to kill them, judging by Matthews’ hair, he is first.

  • thruwithbuzz

    I saw the replay of Hillary’s speech on CSPAN and I have to say she kicked ass! I think she struck the right balance between Michelle Obama’s speech and what I think Joe Biden’s speech will be like. All I have to say to all the Democrats that say we need to hit McCain need to just wait till Biden gets to the podium.Obama/Biden ’08!