Liveblogging The DNC – Day Three

7:36PM EDT
Watching Pat Buchanan sincerely admit that today is an historic day. And then he pivots into a negative attack on the choreography of the roll call vote — complaining that they should’ve had Obama winning by 100 delegates after going through all the states. He’s such a saboteur — begging for disunity by making it seem like a positive thing.

7:45PM
Leave it to Scarborough to bring up Affirmative Action. To be fair, it “sounded” like a postive context — but any time a Republican mentions Affirmative Action in any context, it’s meant to be divisive.

7:51PM
Senator Clinton’s statement ending the roll call:

With eyes firmly fixed on the future, and in the spirit of unity with the goal of victory with faith in our party and our country, let’s declare together with one voice right here, right now that Barack Obama is our candidate and he will be our president.

Liveblogging continued after the jump…


7:53PMIt didn’t take long for CNN’s Suzanne Malveau to track down a disappointed PUMA on the floor. In the same shot, I saw my state senator, Mike O’Pake in the background.7:57PMSwitched over to FOX News and they were in the middle of showing the trailer for that “O’Reilly in a port-o-potty slapping Chris Farley’s unfunny brother” movie American Carol.8:03PMPresident Carter on MSNBC with Keith and Matthews.8:12PMRichard Wolffe: The Obama campaign only saw President Clinton’s speech “and hour ago.” Apparently Clinton wrote it himself. Related story: President Bush just learned what a shwa is.8:19PMThe flesh-colored microphones have to go. They seriously do look like giant fleshy moles.8:21PMGovernor Schweitzer on CNN. Man, this guy is a political superstar. He’ll give Senator Clinton a run for her money eight years from now. Yep. I made a prediction about 2016.8:22PMJeffrey Toobin mentioning that today is LBJ’s 100th birthday. Today’s historic events were an outstanding way to celebrate the birthday of the American who was responsible for the Civil Rights Act.8:37PMCreepy Republican strategist and former McCain staffer Mike Murphy looks like John Lithgow’s weird, stumpy brother. He just gave the Bush administration a “C” grade. Olbermann reacts: “You gave him a C???!!”8:41PMWhile I’m doling out shallow “looks like” observations… Evan Bayh has the same haircut as the Pringles guy.8:48PMWill cable news ever report that Madeleine Albright totally ripped McCain on foreign policy? NO! Because McCain is ‘Super Awesome Warmonger Go’.8:52PMJust eight years ago, thousands of African-Americans in Florida were disenfranchised by the Republican Party. And today, the Democratic Party nominated an African-American for president. The awe-inspiring history of this day is staggering to me.9:02PMHere comes President Clinton.9:03PMMy first presidential vote was for Bill Clinton in 1992. I’ll never forget that election season. Fleetwood Mac until we plotzed.9:07PMOn Senator Clintons support for Obama: “That makes two of us.” Finally. “Actually,” he said, “That makes 18 million of us.”9:09PMPresident Clinton ripping into the Bush record. YEEEAAARRR!9:11PM“The work I’ve done across the globe has convinced me that Barack Obama is the man for this job.” President Clinton complimenting Senator Obama all down the line. All of his qualifications.9:13PM“Barack Obama is ready to lead America and ready to restore leadership around the world.” Wow. President Clinton is seriously giving a HUGE ‘fuck off, wingnuts!’ to the Pat Buchanans and Bill Kristols of the cable world. Bite it, bastards.9:17PMAnd now he’s going to lay into the Republican record. GO GO GO!9:18PMBOOM! A Great Depression reference — “since the 1920s.” And now… Katrina and cronyism! “American can do better than that. And Barack Obama WILL do better than that!” Chants of “yes we can.”9:20PMI hope Scarborough and Buchanan and Brit ‘Melty Cheese Face’ Hume are choking on this.9:25PMGoddamn goddamn. That was awesome. I can admire the Clintons again.9:30PM

“They actually want us to reward them for the last eight years by giving them four more. Let’s send them a message that will echo from the Rockies all across America: Thanks, but no thanks. In this case, the third time is not the charm.”

Full text of the speech here.9:33PMTom Brokaw is cranky tonight. Maybe he’s worried because “Pawlenty” is on McCain’s short list.9:37PMGo John Kerry! He’s hitting McCain on a laundry list of flip-flops. “Talk about being for it before you’re against it! Before he debates with Barack Obama, maybe John McCain should finish the debate with himself!”9:41PMI really wish the networks were airing Senator Kerry’s speech. Jesus Hussein Christ — he’s beating the living shit out of Bush and McCain.9:47PMWhere was that John Kerry four years ago? Thanks, Bob Shrum.9:59PMI just saw my state senator Mike O’Pake again — this time behind Wolf Blitzer. He’s Gump-like in his ubiquity.10:22PMMike Murphy just insinuated that “Bad” Bill Clinton sabotaged Senator Clinton’s campaign, and now “Good” Bill Clinton shows up to help Barack Obama. Mike Murphy is a doof. With or without his mullet. Either way, enough with the Clinton-Obama crapola. Why is MSNBC bleeding this topic? Why isn’t anyone putting a stop to this?10:06PMOlbermann re: Murphy… “Let’s wrap him up!” Matthews to Murphy: “What sane American would agree with you?”10:08PMWow. Matthews doesn’t like Mike Murphy. “Breaking news for FOX and CNN… Miike Murphy is giving Bush a ‘C’!”10:11PMTo Jane in the comments… Yes, I was very very wrong about Senator Clinton taking her campaign to the convention. I was seriously caught up in the madness of the primaries, however there are some criticisms of the Clintons which I won’t apologize for (by forhcoming book lists a few). But I was wrong about the convention prediction.10:16PMBuchanan just asked, “Has anyone mentioned Guantanamo?!!” Yes. John Kerry did. 20 minutes ago, ya’ old corpse.10:19PMIt’s now clear that this convention is playing out like an Obama address. The rising cadence as the narrative plays out. The modulation. I’m sentimental about politics, but this convention is shaping up to be a great work of political prose.10:28PMThat Biden video was a tear jerker. Shot of Michelle Obama wiping away tears.10:29PMHere comes Joe!10:30PMObama cameo coming up, says Olbermann. Hilarious shot of the motorcade passing the MSNBC set.10:36PMSenator Biden’s Mom is adorable.10:39PM“If George — er, excuse me, John McCain is elected.” YEEAAARRR!10:54PMSenator Biden isn’t the greatest speechmaker — but wow, he’s got a lot of heart.10:55PMHere’s Senator Obama.11:02PMI love the Biden family. I want to have cookies at their house.11:10PMRachel Maddow hit on something here. Senators Obama and Biden feel like a “team.” It all makes perfect sense. And I love Senator Biden’s exuberance. I never really gave the guy a chance until now, and I regret that.11:12PMAnd yeah, Matthews was choked up talking about his Mom. But it was refreshing to see, coming from a guy who often embraces the sport of politics over the real world implications. Seeing all of the pundits and analysts lined up in a row this week, I’ll take Matthews over 99 percent of the rest of them. At this point, we only really have Olbermann, Maddow and maybe — who else? — I don’t know. Toobin, maybe? But Matthews has been close enough this week, despite some of his more frustrating jags. Plus, Keith is right there to keep an eye on things.11:16PMThat Matt Damon ad is starting to freak me the hell out.11:28PMWhenever I hear Brokaw speak, I’m reminded why his job was to read words on a teleprompter — and not much else.11:33PMThanks, JM. Added to the list of friendlies: Jack Cafferty. Also, Colmes. I guess.11:36PMWorking on Senator Kerry’s speech for a Midnight Awesome post.11:46PMJohn King on CNN just used his magic-marker fingers to draw what appeared to be an angry/frowny face on the great state of Missouri.11:57PMThat’s all for me tonight. 208 comments is a record for this blog, and I’m eternally grateful to you for hanging out with me. Let’s top it tomorrow! Also, I might be liveblogging all next week at Huffington Post. Not confirmed yet, but it’s being discussed. If that’s the case, I’ll be sure to open up commenter-only liveblog threads here each night. And I’ll pop in as often as I can.And on that note, I want to fight Pat Buchanan. Fight Club style. Good night.MIDNIGHTThe Kerry speech is posted on the main page. Go watch.

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  • MCat

    I’ve been waiting for the live blogging all evening!Hi Bob!I was shocked at Buchanan myself but then he turned into his oldself complaining about the roll call..why does it matter if it brings about the same outcome???

  • J M Ashby

    I too have been waiting for the liveblogging.Im really looking forward to Joe Biden. I kind of dread Bills speech, but maybe he will shock me as much as Hillary did.

  • HaremScarem

    I have a feeling that Bill might even out do Hillary tonight, I hope I’m right.

  • MCat

    isn’t bill’s speech suppose to have a 5 second delay?? or was that just a rumor???

  • MCat

    @ Harem….I’m hoping so too

  • recruitgal

    It’s 1.06AM here in London, and I have a 7.30AM meeting. But heck, this is much more fun than sleeping. Besides, there is always Red Bull and Coffee…

  • J M Ashby

    Is Mathew’s hair half white and half yellow?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Reid’s a horrible telepromter reader. Why does he keep pronouncing “industry” in-DUST-ry? Falling asleep so soon.

  • J M Ashby

    I dislike Reid… he just seems so frail, like a shell of a man.

  • MCat

    I had to turn from msnbc, im sick of hearing the pundits, I’m cspanning it for the rest of the night

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I’m pundit free on MSNBC.com. So very sweet.

  • ceu

    Good of Wolffe to report that. Rumors of the Obama campaign doing some heavy editting of Bill’s speech appear wrong. Not that that will stop the mongers…

  • JG

    ALL of cable news is a joke–they are really letting the American people down. shame on them.

  • MCat

    @ Ashby it is a bit yellow, he needs to use that purple shampoo for gray hair

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Reid’s was a sorry-ass speech. It’s as if he hadn’t read it before he gave it. How did this guy get elected in Nevada?

  • J M Ashby

    Did you see Reid when he went on the Daily Show? He was like a knot on a log, Stewart struggled to get him to say anything.

  • recruitgal

    I heart Patrick…

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    @ Ashby – I did see Reid that night. They hooked electrodes to his chair to keep him awake during the interview.

  • ceu

    Madeline Albright….

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Madeleine Albright?! Wow, the zombies are out tonight!

  • trustno1

    Albright! Good on her (tho’ I may be in the minority.) “We need someone without 20th century thinking…” (Or 19th, for that matter, heh heh.)

  • J M Ashby

    Harold Ford Jr. – Asshat

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Good Albright speech. A lot better and feistier than Reid. Here comes Evan Bayh…. Oooh… He’s already said “my friends” twice in two sentences. Can we not use that phrase please?

  • ceu

    I am not disappointed that Evan Bayh is not the VP nominee.

  • recruitgal

    Jeeze.. Bayh is as pumped up as I’ve ever seen him.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Is the Bowl cut a retro look in Indiana?

  • J M Ashby

    I prefer even the worst Democratic speakers over the best Republican speakers. Every Republican speaker at their convention will say something like this: “911, 911, surge, terrorists, iran, taxcuts, 911, surge, raegan, terrorists, raegan, 911, iran, russia, putin, 911, raegan”

  • MCat

    Awww I guess I kinda like Bayh, still kind of blah but he’s doing a good job

  • J M Ashby

    If Bill wants to roll back the idea that Obama is not ready to be president, he should just point out how ridiculously unprepared Bush was before he took office. If I remember right, Bush had never even been out of the country before taking office.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    BAM! Jack Reed: “McCain was a cheerleder in chief to the Bush administration.”

  • HaremScarem

    @Ashby: You want Bill to compare Obama to Bush?! I sure as heck hope not..

  • ceu

    Go Daschle! When they aren’t running for or holding office, they let loose, eh?

  • MCat

    Daschle is doing great

  • MCat

    uh oh Bill is coming up

  • Tbest609

    It’s sounding like John Kerry is ready to rip into McCain. Payback for the 04 BS the republicans put him through.PS. Great to see muhammad ali. The Peoples champ

  • MCat

    was that Omarosa?

  • J M Ashby

    No not compare them, contrast them. McCain likes to say Obama isn’t ready, but compared to Bush (who McCain intends to continue the policies of) hes way more prepared.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    7:55 CST : HONKY DANCE ALERT #! – CSPAN rocks with the Big Honky Danceathon. The only thing more pitiful than a white Democrat trying to get his dance on is a white Republican trying to get his dance on.And…why exactly are they playing “Chain of Fools” on the convention floor?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Hotties in the house! Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ MCat – I thought that was Omarosa, too! WTF? Not at all a good sign.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    See? Bill’s not racist. He’s got a blackman introducing him.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Yeah, if I could get myself a Big Fat Convention Sandwich going on with Alba and Garner (assuming of course I’d pushed Ben Affleck off a very high building onto Omarosa) I’d be a happy, happy man.

  • MCat

    ok that Meeks guy gave a terrible intro

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    C-SPAN cut to Michelle Obama applauding Bill and she couldn’t have looked more like she wanted to drop-kick his Lewinsky-Bag into next Tuesday. Seriously, if looks could kill she’d be that redneck douche with the sniper rifle and the rent-a-truck.

  • ceu

    C’mon, bill. Do us proud! Please!

  • Tbest609

    let’s see that old school bill magic!!!

  • J M Ashby

    Geez let him talk already

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Smooth, unwrinkled, glossy Animatronic Hall of Presidents Bill sort of gives me the creeps. But I am so using his plastic surgeon when my face collapses from too much pot smoke and Maker’s Mark.

  • MCat

    there is the support we’ve been waiting for!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Bill makes with the Global Warming joke. Somewhere, Al Gore mutters under his fried-chicken-scented breath: “Fuckhole.”

  • MCat

    wow I wonder if he’s going to back his words upyou can tell by Michelle’s face she’s not buying it

  • Tbest609

    good start billy

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    “Actually, that makes 18 million of us.”Minus the half-dozen PUMAs and CHUDs that still have their heads up their fucking asses.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ MCat – You’re absolutely right. Michelle’s being crushed by tons and tons of The Bitter. She’s clearly not having any Clinton tonight.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Oh you talk that Foreign Policy shit with that sexy mouth, Bill! TALK IT!I’m profoundly turgid right now.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    There’s the line I’ve been waiting for. Protect that Constitution, bitches. PROTECT IT!

  • MCat

    is it me or does he not seem as enthused? its a good speech but I don’t know maybe he’s tired

  • recruitgal

    THIS is good stuff. And love that he’s bigging up Joe…If Biden doesn’t come out spinning like a Tasmanian Devil, I’ll be disappointed!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    God we so didn’t know how good we had it with a speaker like Bill before we got the monkeyfuck that is Bush. He’s such a joy to listen to, if only because he doesn’t sound like a petulant little asshat giving a 3rd grade book report on a book he didn’t read.

  • MisterX

    Man, I despise Bill Clinton, and refused to watch him after that 88 speech. But, this is just beyond anything one could expect. Man, I can’t wait to hear what Fox has to say about this.

  • ceu

    I’m listening, not watching and he’s sounding enthusiastic as hell, MCat.And he said the one thing Buchanan couldn’t stop blathering about this morning – that Obama is ready to be president, and he said it forcefully.

  • J M Ashby

    This is beyond red meat, its still mooing.

  • ceu

    I’m listening, not watching and he’s sounding enthusiastic as hell, MCat.And he said the one thing Buchanan couldn’t stop blathering about this morning – that Obama is ready to be president, and he said it forcefully

  • HaremScarem

    He’s taking on the PUMAs of the world with one hand and the Repubs with the other. Dynamic? I’ll say.

  • MisterX

    They gotta get him out on the campaign trail.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    After this, Biden’s going to have to come out and extract Pat Buchanan’s heart like Mola Ram in Temple of Doom to top this. Which would be fine with me.

  • Tbest609

    I love Barack, but can we vote for bill again?

  • Tbest609

    I was too young to ever really appreciate him.

  • recruitgal

    Ahhhh… Billy.All is forgiven. Let’s be friends again.

  • HaremScarem

    I think he’s even got Michelle convinced now!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    LOL @ Recruitgal.

  • MisterX

    Amazing. Now, the MSM.

  • MCat

    ok I loved it I take back my less enthused commentthat was a great speech and showed his support, I may turn to msnbc so I can hear what they have to say

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Oh holy hellballs. Clinton just walked down a receiving line, shook hands with a comely young brunette with long hair and rosy cheeks and a certain curviness, shall we say, and she gave him That Look and then glanced towards his Magnificent Package.This is the clip they’ll rerun endlessly 5 years from now when her dress ends up in Linda Tripp’s freezer.

  • Tbest609

    I wonder how the pundits feel wasting so much time talking about the clinton/obama rift. Even if they hate each other they will work it out. This year is too important. Not This Time Republicans!!!!!!!

  • recruitgal

    Chevy Chase!

  • ceu

    2 second visit to Fox showed Karl Rove saying that Clinton spoke about stopping AIDS in Africa, but THIS president (Bush) is the one who did it. Huh? That’s what Rove got out of the speech?! Idiot.

  • ConstanceRifle

    Hey, so asshat McSatan Rove just said he has it confirmed that Clinton was told what to say, how long to say it, and what topics to stick to.Is this true? I can’t really find much on it.

  • Nanotyrannus

    That rat bastard sent chills up my spine with just 5 minutes of speechifying.Now, please for the love of God(Thor) stop that fucking music.

  • J M Ashby

    lol @ Elvis… I’d pay to see that

  • HaremScarem

    “Attack surrogate #1″ in John Kerry next. Joe Biden after that. John McCain’s ears will be ringing after tonight. Bleeding maybe.

  • ceu

    Oh, poor Beth Robinson! Can you imagine being a stay at home mom having to speak AFTER Bill Clinton?

  • J M Ashby

    @ Nanotyrannus – It could be worse… last night after hillary was done they were playing Disco Inferno

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Awesome speech. I can tell it’s awesome when i can’t control smiling through it. It was a huge FUCK YOU to the Republicans. Uh, oh. John Kerry’s up. Get the No-Doze out.

  • Nanotyrannus

    @Harem – Let’s hope so. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Yeah, no shit, Mr. Broadway Carl. Kerry’s on my Shit List, he’s an enormous loser and his wife smells like catsup.

  • ceu

    Not true, Constance. He wrote the speech and showed it to the Obama people about 2 1/2 hours ago. Story last night was that Obama said he could have as long as he wanted.

  • J M Ashby

    Thankyou kerry for finally bringing up torture.

  • Tbest609

    John Kerry and Joe Biden are about to start ripping the republicans apart. John Kerry needs to unleash the anger from 04 and Biden just needs to be himself. think about the contrast of biden vs. edwards/and lieberdouche. He is the attack dog we need. the great thing is we don’t need to make shit up. The republicans have done so much bullshit the past 8 years we can just hit them with the truth. The truth shall set us Free!!

  • Tbest609

    I hate the damn cable stations. I didn’t even know kerry was on.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    @ Harem – John McCain’s ears will be ringing after tonight. Bleeding maybe.

    I think Cindy’s going to get the brunt of McCain’s rage… anyone for a cast on her oter arm?

  • MisterX

    Dukasis is on Fox saying this was much better than the speech that nominated him. That’s the last one I heard. And I agree!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA, “Lieberdouche.” I’m sorry, there’s just nothing funnier than substituting some part of any word with a good old fashioned “douche.” That’s just excellent.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    that would be “other arm.” Kerry’s speech NOT being televised on MSNBC!!!

  • MCat

    wow kerry is really giving it!

  • recruitgal

    HA!! Kerry is kicking ass!

  • J M Ashby

    LOL “before mccain debates obama, he should finish the debate with himself”

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ TBest – Switch to C-SPAN, they keep their fucking mouths shut.

  • Tbest609

    We need to run commercials showing Candidate McSame vs. Senator McCain

  • http://www.intoxination.net IntoxiNation

    I was at the 92 convention and now I wish I would have been there tonight to hear this speech. Damn he did awesome. Without saying it he gave a big old “fuck off wingnuts and pundits” tonight.

  • recruitgal

    Holy cow. Biden is looking at a stratospheric bar!

  • Tbest609

    I know, i just thought there was no way they wouldn’t show Kerry live on MSNBC. sadly, i was wrong

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    My apologies, Senator Kerry. If you’d spoken like this four years ago, we might be re-electing you.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I’m serious, Recruitgal, Biden’s going to have to come out shirtless with Bill Kristol’s bleeding ballsac between his teeth to jump this bar.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    WOW! The Buchenwald Great-Uncle is in the house? Holy Fuckballs! Someone buy that man a drink! And then have him stick a bayonet through Pat Buchanan’s neck.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bob Cesca said “Jesus Hussein Christ”! Priceless!

  • Nanotyrannus

    @Dinglestein – Kristol has a ballsac?

  • recruitgal

    Elvis… if only!!

  • J M Ashby

    Damn that was great, Kerry ripped them a new shithole.

  • Nanotyrannus

    Fuck me with pumpkin – I said “Dinglestein”

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Dinglestein!?! What the fuck, Nano? Oy, vey! Do I sound like a mashugana Jew to you? I’m plotzing! I’m verklempt!And yes, Kristol has a nutsac, but he keeps it firmly wedged inside Karl Rove’s cavernous, well-traveled rectum.

  • J M Ashby

    Shame on the networks for not showing Kerry.

  • HaremScarem

    CNN showed half of it.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    That was fucking awesome! Now Kerry shows balls?!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Christ, Barack couldn’t have a more Yankee Doodle Dandy family history if his Real Live Uncle was Uncle Fucking Sam and he’d beaten Mussolini and Tojo to death with Adolf Hitler.

  • recruitgal

    Gen. Kennedy is sadly quite dull… but maybe thats intentional to calm everyone down before Joe comes out fightin’.

  • ceu

    I can’t believe the networks didn’t show Kerry!! And tomorrow some of them (you, Pat, and you, Joe!) will blather on about what didn’t get said and should have been said – and they’ll ignore that Kerry said those things!!And I hate fucking typekey!

  • J M Ashby

    Biden does have a high bar to step up to, but the republicans will basically have to polevolt to appear anything other than pathetic in comparison to tonight. What are the republicans going to say? “uhh my friends, obama doesnt support the troops”And I hate typekey too.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Former Republican Marine: “The Grand Ol’ Party is no longer grand. It’s just old.” SWEET!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ Bob Cesca – Yeah, I watch Mike Murphy and Bob Shrum on MTP all the time and the former always looks like he could just kick the living shit out of the latter. I always like to have Carville in the room with those two, ’cause I know that fucker fights dirty and would have one foot deep up Murphy’s ballpouch before he could seriously injure poor doughy old Shrum.

  • Nanotyrannus

    Great speech Admiral. Those kind of speeches is why we spent so much time in the Navy orally gratifying each other. Nothing like the sound of oral sex to drown out that droning.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    @ Enormous Laugh at Nanotyrannus.

  • Tbest609

    WTF Typekey?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I just realized that the intro voice is Nancy Giles. How’d she get that gig?

  • J M Ashby

    Mike Murphey should shut up and go eat another calzone imo

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    C-SPAN is running a DNC Video on Iraq directed by Spielberg and narrated by Tom “The Historian” Hanks. Good stuff.And PS – Fuck this war up its Shiite hole. Just fuck it.

  • J M Ashby

    Yeah its a good video. Its too bad that most people dont even know what cspan is.

  • MCat

    tom hanks!

  • jane

    You know Bob, quite a pain in the ass to just log in to say, I love your writing, but THANK GOD it seems you were wrong about Hillary. You really had me worried, when you said you thought Hillary would cockblock this convention. I am only now exhaling. Yes, sad to say, but thank FSM you were (apparently) wrong about Hillary.

  • MCat

    that was very sad and humbling

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Mmmmmmm, “cockblock.”

  • J M Ashby

    rofl matthews hair is starting to look like a birds nest is being formed on his head

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Was it aired on the networks or MSNBC?

  • J M Ashby

    The tom hanks video was on c-span

  • HaremScarem

    Wonder how long it will be until the righties try to frame it that the Dems and Obama in particular were using the veterans for political purposes?

  • recruitgal

    Loving the fact that the Dems are destroying the crazy notion that the Democrats ‘hate the troops’.Nice work Major.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    @ Harem – It won’t take long, but no one will know what the hell they’re talking about because it wasn’t televised on the networks or cable. They’d be idiots if they showed the video in order to criticize it, so anything’s possible.

  • J M Ashby

    Buchanan is bat-shit crazy.

  • recruitgal

    Heeeeerrrreeeee’s Joey!

  • Zanath

    Anyone know what happened to Governor Richardson? He hasn’t spoken yet, but he was supposed to.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Awful intro, that Quincy Lucas… only to be underwhelmed by Nancy Pelosi.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Rule C-11? WTF??? I thought it was B-12. Pelosi can’t do anything right.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Agreed entirely, Mr. The Broadway Carl.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    PS – I would so fuck Joe Biden. He’s just sexy as hell.

  • ceu

    Zanath – Looks like they lost him. Richardson was scheduled to come after Claudia Kennedy and before Chet Edwards.

  • Zanath

    Very weird, I hope nothing serious happened.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I was at Natalie’s birthday party. Total bore. Joe could have skipped it, easy.

  • MisterX

    I agree completely, Bob. Once again, we all though Obama was blowing it, and it turns out it was (or seems to have been) all part of a larger plan. This is, so far, in retrospect, amidst the events, a remarkable convention.

  • ceu

    Fucking C-Span misspells Beau Biden’s name??

  • J M Ashby

    Laura and Lynn compared to Michelle and Jill is like night and day.

  • ceu

    Ah – fixed it. He – Beau Biden – is a general in the National Guard. Scheduled to ship out to Iraq in October.

  • HaremScarem

    And Beau saves the intro Lucas and Pelosi’s bumbling.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I’m going on record right now, bitches: President Obama, 2008 – 2016; President Biden 2016 – 2024. Suck it, Republicans. SUCK IT YOU COCKSUCKERS!!

  • HaremScarem

    There was supposed to be an “after” in there in my last post…

  • HaremScarem

    Oooo, a live Barack appearance? Yes, please.

  • MCat

    aw his mom is so cute!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Jesus, Biden’s mother is still breathing? SUCK THAT McCAIN, YOU OLD FEEB!Huh? What? McCain’s fucking mother is still alive? Oh Christ, what is she, 110?

  • MCat

    yeah what happened to bill richardson??

  • recruitgal

    He’s so lovely.This is embarrassing, but I’m welling up…

  • Tbest609

    no worries recruitgal. I’m a guy and i beat you to it.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Yeah, me too, Recruitgal. Biden is lovely.

  • MisterX

    Jesus, didn’t he practice this speech? This is hard to watch.

  • jane

    Hey-AIDS. (Sorry on the DVR delay, but I didn’t see it yet.)

  • jane

    power of our example v. example of our power!!!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    He’s hitting it out of the park.

  • ceu

    MCat – dunno. Maybe he volunteered to be cut when Clinton’s speech ran long? That’s what I want to believe, anyway.

  • jane

    America! Fuck yeah!

  • MCat

    biden so has al sharpton hair just a little long in the back

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    “These times require more than a good soldier, they require a wise leader.” FUCKING AWESOME!

  • MisterX

    He’s stumbling over every other word. Makes me really nervous. He’s the attack dog? We need Agnew. Especially after Bill, this is not good.

  • Tbest609

    Time to log off MisterX, or just enjoy the speech.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    @ X – he’s much better at speaking off the cuff than he is off the prompter. Wait til the debates.

  • MisterX

    Have to be part of the chorus, huh, Tbest609? No dissent! The emperor looks beautiful. Wonderful clothes!

  • J M Ashby

    Hes not stumbling, he just really wants to do a good job and live up to expectations. Cut him some slack.

  • MisterX

    Now, that was a good line, and well delivered: John McCain was wrong, and Barack Obama was right!

  • jane

    Chorus: fuck off, mister x.

  • J M Ashby

    Painting McCain as being below even Bush is pretty funny.

  • MisterX

    Good one, Jane. Very “democratic” of you.

  • Tbest609

    MisterX = Typical republican. THAT IS WHY YOU WILL LOSE

  • Tbest609

    Bob,I’ll take heart everyday. People talk about his speech who supported George “Nucular” Bush? Give me a break.

  • jane

    thanx, x. I’m independent.

  • recruitgal

    That’s all folks. The sun will be coming up soon in London, so I’m logging off so I can snatch a few hours of sleep…Enjoy the rest of the punditry!rgx

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Is Chris Matthews fucking crying? Jesus, someone drop a safe on his head.

  • J M Ashby

    Yeah I think Matthews needs a hug.

  • ceu

    I think he did good. I’ve been watching him for 30 years. He’s not an orator, but he’s also not a phony. He did what he needed to and topped off a very good night for the Dems.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I really enjoyed Rachel Maddow as that Austin Powers villain Unibrow. Hysterical!

  • jane

    Bob, it was because I value your opinion that I was worried. You had good reason to be worried.

  • J M Ashby

    Maddow pointing out an emotional bond between the obama and biden families… and I have a really hard time imagining an emotional bond between mccain and anyone other than droopy-dog-leiberman.

  • peonyharp

    Oh, Bob, this was beautifully written!”10:19PMIt’s now clear that this convention is playing out like an Obama address. The rising cadence as the narrative plays out. The modulation. I’m sentimental about politics, but this convention is shaping up to be a great work of political prose.”Thank you for live-blogging yet a another memorable night.

  • Tbest609

    Thanks for hosting us Bob. I look forward to seeing what you have to offer tomorrow.

  • J M Ashby

    If anyone can find a link to a video of kerrys speech I would appreciate it.

  • J M Ashby

    Bob – Toobin and Cafferty

  • ceu

    Seems like MSNBC’s folks do not know what was said in the speeches they didn’t cover! Olbermann said something about the Dems pulling their punches against the GOP and McCain.

  • J M Ashby

    I think the flesh color microphones look more like a piece of corn-pop cereal on a wire than a mole.

  • MisterX

    Not a Republican, TBest609. Just someone who hasn’t drunk the Kool-aid. Kind of like to be, you know, honest about what I’m seeing — which is what everyone is saying about the speech. He stumbled repeatedly. That’s just the truth.

  • ceu

    JM – it will be on YouTube by tomorrow, I’d guess.

  • J M Ashby

    Still bitter that Hillary didn’t get it MisterX? Did Biden pee in your cherios?

  • ceu

    MisterX – he always fumbles. It’s all relative – tonight he stumbled less than he usually does, so that’s a good thing. :)

  • MisterX

    Jesus, you people are horrible. I wasn’t a Hillary supporter. I work for Barack. I just thought Biden was inarticulate, which is obviously true. Man, incredible hostility for anyone who has any opinion other than the majority. Free inquiry anyone?

  • ceu

    Thanks, Bob. Once again you were a genial, entertaining host!

  • MisterX

    Ceu, I didn’t know that. Haven’t watched/seen him much. Maybe he’s better off-the-cuff? Anyway, I was just saying, after Bill Clinton (high bar), he seemed weak. As Chuck Todd just said on MSNBC, he seemed not comfortable with the text.

  • The Colonel

    I love Joe Biden. It’s all about the substance, baby.”John McCain was wrong and Barack Obama was right” should be the mantra from here on out.

  • ceu

    Well, yeah – most everyone looks weak after Bill Clinton. And he is MUCH better off the cuff – answering questions – than he is at prepared speeches. He’s got a quick mind and talks too fast when he’s reading a teleprompter. I’ve been watching him for many years – 30 – and he’s actually quite enjoyable when he’s in his comfort zone.So..don’t despair. He’s an attack dog & he’ll come thru.

  • MisterX

    Man, I hope so, because we definitely cannot go on like this for another four years. McCain scares me to death.

  • ceu

    And come back again for tomorrow’s live blog. Bob does a good job, reporting with snark (who couldn’t love it?!) and we’re really not horrible people. Really.

  • MisterX

    I will (soon as I get back from my neighborhood watch of Obama’s speech). I do love the site.I think that this thing about “trolls” has people so on edge that when anyone says anything that’s different, everyone thinks it’s a spoiler. I visit a lot of sites and have seen a lot of that.

  • Tbest609

    Mister X, party unity baby. We can all just get along. obama 08.

  • Tbest609

    I’m a uniter, not a divider. heh heh heh

  • J M Ashby

    The Temple of Doom? The republicans are so pathetic.

  • J M Ashby

    Buchanan is such a clueless old fart. Rush offers more red meat against mccain than the democrats did? did he even watch bill? kerry?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Just got home from work and missed Obama meeting Biden. Buchanan is totally on the right wing talking points. If they actually paid attention to the speeches that they were talking over or completely missing, like Kerry’s, they’d be wiping the blood off their noses. Buchanan is a buffoon.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Thanks for the liveblogging, Bob. See you tomorrow. As far as Fight Club is concerned, you take Buchanan, I’ll go medieval on Joe Scarborough and bite his fuckin’ ears off. (Hey, I’m a small guy so I have to fight dirty.)

    Goodnight!

  • scribblechic

    All those on the floor in agreement to reinstate President Clinton’s honorary “First Black President” card say Aye…AYE!All those in favor of electing the first African American President of these United States say AYE…I will as soon as I can stop crying.I am an African American woman who just witnessed an amazing moment in MY American history together with My daughter, My mom, My grandma and my great Grandma. What a blessing to be able to share this historic moment with many generations of proud women in my family in REAL time. No books, no photos no stories passed down from decade to decade. Here and NOW. This IS our moment. This is my moment and I’m sharing it with my great granny! un-FUCKING-Believeable! (Sorry granny for cussing-havin’ a moment) LOL!

  • Brad

    @ bob@ broadway carlI want the biggun, I want Hannity. I would love to bash the face of that little pit-bull looking piece of shit.