Presumptuous Greek God McBush

Posted on 08/27/2008 at 2:27 pm by Bob Cesca

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One of John McCain’s official photos — in which he’s posed among Greek columns.

And…

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Or how about John McCain speaking at the 2004 Republican Convention — at a podium that resembles a Christian pulpit.

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UPDATE: This is going to be a major story for the rest of today and tomorrow. Proof.

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  • napangel

    Quick! Post something else so that face is not the first thing I see when I come to this blog … 87 times a day.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Possible McCain Greek God Personas:Morpheus – Transforming himself from a fiesty, straight-talking maverick into a Mini McBushophile in order to pander to a less-than-enthusiastic Republican base makes McCain the Greek God of Morphing.Hypnos – Listening to McCain speak in his rattling-jalopy “Ain’t I just the swellest guy” monotone can put even the most Red Bull-ridden conventioneer to sleep, and so McCain could be Hypnos, the Greek God of Sleep!Pan – The Greek God of Sheep is a fitting title for a candidate that promises to kick the Middle Class in their rectums*, deny them health care and drop flaming boxes of Lucky Strikes on Tehran while reminding the world that it’s okay because he didn’t have health care or cigarettes when he was a POW and yet still gathers a flock of sheep-like voters convinced that this crotchety old fuck is what’s best for them. BAAAA!Ares – God of War. ‘Nuff said.* Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em! Etc.

  • solrac2002

    Man how do I start?…I’m defintely voting for Obama and Mr B but if he comes out of a greek temple..I’m still gonna vote for Obama but please, please if he does, at least I hope he comes out in a chariot with repukelicans as his horses or at least come out looking like Kid Icarus with wings on his feet..I’m not going to front, I’ll even crack on his ass if he does that. And of course the repukes are going to have a fkn field day..This is gonna be funny! I’ll be watching from the heavens on cloud 420, trust me..lol

  • http://eclectablog.blogspot.com Eclectablog

    I dunno. Seems like he’s standing amidst a buncha phalluses to me. Doesn’t that just make him a dick???

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  • http://www.twoeightnine.com twoeightnine

    I love that one of his official photos is crooked. It looks like a sinking ship.

  • CommonSense

    Make sure that you insulate your minds! It will help you to remain ignorant… keep following blindly and refuse to listen to anything out of YOUR norm. Obstinance and vitriol… the smell of politics!

  • http://www.field_homepage.com nick_trroac