Wingnut Mailbag

Sounds like you hit a nerve Bob…

LOL!!

Wow.What a concise, persuasive, and well-reasoned point of view!

“The reason why Democrats fail is that Democrats are failures.”That’s quite possible the most awesomely bad sentence that I’ve ever seen. Who says Republicans never use logic?

Don’t you just love the maturity displayed by Republican’ts?

“The reason why Democrats fail is that Democrats are failures.”

Bob, I think this might have been written by John McCain. He used the same logic in Sturgis, remember? “We’re going to win this war by winning it.” … yeah…

By the way, you should tell your e-mail screener and/or you that you let this post get by. Not censoring enough I see.

Hey all,Broadway Carl’s blog has a quote today from “The Rude One” that is just FANTASTIC! Thanks Carl!!… dear Obama campaign, you have to use the word “lie.” You wanna make an ad about the Bridge to Nowhere? Call McCain and Palin’s assertions “lies.” People don’t give a fuck about “exaggerations” or “misleading statements.” That’s lawyer talk…. You want the best route? Here it is: emasculate John McCain. Use Palin to cut his nuts off. Constantly say shit like, “Am I running against John McCain or Sarah Palin?” or “If the Republicans wanted her to be president, they should have nominated her” or “Maybe Republicans are used to a vice president that runs the show” or whatever. Make McCain have to defend himself. Turn him into Palin’s bitch. It’ll make him insane. And if there’s one thing that Republicans hate most about women, it’s the perception of the castrating bitch telling men what to do (see all the shit about Hillary Clinton).

Thanks, LFOD08, but the real thanks goes to one of my other favorite bloggers (besides you, Bob), The Pundit of Rudeness. And take a gander at Dr. Biobrain too, he’s a hoot.

Am I gay? I just used “gander” and “hoot” in the same sentence… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

more politicization of Sept. 11. MSNBC reported that McCain was at Shanksville earlier today and make some remarks – saying that the people on that plane saved his life that day. Huh? According to the reporter, the story is now that the plane was headed towards the Capitol (which I always believed, but that’s not the point…). Last I heard, the official version was that the plane was aimed at the White House! But now that McCain is running for president, the plane was gonna hit the Capitol, so…that day is personal to him! Do I sound cynical & bitter? Good! ’cause I am.

Damn – wrong thread. Sorry about that – and apologizing for repeating it on the correct thread.

Bob,I hope you’re not deleting too many of the comments that get in here. We got your back!Wish MT had a trash feature where instead of deleting comments, they get moved to a trash area where can pick the remains as the hungry ravens that we are!

I bet this person was really proud of themselves after sending that.

…and smell the real air.That was freakin’ awesome. I wish I got such brilliant mail. Glad to see there are other Rude Pundit readers here also.

I’m 99% positive that was written by John McCain.I would be a 100% sure if he had called you a cunt.

This is the kind of bullshit I get to read in what passes for a newspaper in my town (Redding, CA). Unfuckingbelievable…………I don’t trust ObamaI told my two sons when they were young that you are judged by who you run with. Well my goodness, look who Sen. Barack Obama has for his friends! Then he up and deserted them. Obama didn’t want to wear a flag pin and then only did when he thought it would bring him votes. It really killed me that he couldn’t even put his hand over his heart to salute our flag.Obama was elected to the Senate three years ago and he has only passed one bill during that time. Talk about inexperience. He voted against vital funding for our men and women in uniform.We are a military family. I know the flag and the pin may not be big things to some of you, but it is huge to me. It tells me a lot about his character.I can’t in any way trust him to keep our wonderful country safe. I don’t trust him with the economy or anything else.Carolyn HemeltRedding

What’s it like up Arianna’s ass, by the way? I’ve always dreamed about going there. Is it wonderful? I bet it has a very Mediterranean feel, doesn’t it? Lots of sunshine and olive trees and tangy salt air…*sigh*I wish I would get some Republican Hate Mail. Maybe I should register over on RedState.com and start picking fights…

And yeah, LoveTheBlue, I’d start packing right now if that’s what your local paper is running these days. Does it come delivered in a pointy white sheet? My goodness, what a fucking racist pig I am! Asshat.Of course my small-town local paper — which I now use to scrape Black Lab shit off the garage floor — has been running “guest commentary” in its Editorial pages for months now from various Ayn Rand Institute fuckholes, so I guess I really shouldn’t throw stones. Other than the ones I occasionally lob at the paper’s editor when he’s out walking his wife. I mean dog. POW! I still got it, baby!

Dude he’s talking about when the Rapture Show opens. There have been some false alarms, but when the show “really” opens, us heathens are in for a world of shit.I tried out for a walk-on role in the Show (tough Angel #4), but didn’t get a call back.

Really, JimmyJames? The Rapture?If that’s so, isn’t Bob’s poison pen pal up to his ass in shit, too?After all, he doesn’t sound very Christian™.

Ha ha ha , reminded me of an old Peanuts strip, Charlie Brown in the last frame “the wheat is eaten?”

Hmm…”And today we celebrate yet again that most cherished milestone of the electoral process: The unveiling of this season’s first whiny “won’t get fooled again” editorial”Submitted headline on Fark for Bob’s latest Huff Po piece.Some folks just are not too nice; but it is just Fark (so consider the source).

Ah, LoveTheBlue… isn’t it grand? I wrote a post a little while ago about sometimes feeling like I’m the smartest person in the room (or baseball stadium section) even though I consider myself of average to slightly above average intelligence. But when it comes to people like that, you really have to wonder. She’s been spoonfed this bullshit from her local rag paper to Fox News and believes everything at face value.

Perhaps you would like to take it upon yourself to write a rebuttal about McCain voting against funding the troops and then not having the balls to vote at all when the GI Bill was a guaranteed pass, or question McCain’s trustworthiness in regards to his first wife whom he cheated on and ultimately left to be with that paragon of virtue The Cindy-bot 3000 and start his political career, or maybe just copy and paste all of the bills Obama’s got his name on… I think it’s more than one (Bob had a post on it a couple of weeks ago), or show her the video of Obama reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, or just call her a stupid, fucking idiot and if she votes Republican she can thank them when her family members get killed in an endless war, then ask her to please mail in the list of books she’d like Sarah Palin to ban!

But only if you feel like it.

Carl, I’ve already emailed a letter to the editor to dispute everything that stupid bitch wrote, but doubt very much that they’ll print it – can’t rile up the locals, dontcha know. *sarcasm* They’re not too fond of us liberal commies here in Northern California.I’ve got another gem to post regarding my favorite douchebag Rush Limbaugh – just gotta find it online.Seriously, enough to make anyone puke.

Here’s the other “gem” from the local rag. God help us……….And if you want to really lose your mind, go to the website http://www.redding.com and read the responses. Aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!”A little Limbaugh might helpI must respond to the misinformation from Gary Ciampi (letter, Friday) regarding Barack Hussein Obama and JFK.Regarding Obama playing “patty cake” with terrorists, that’s probably a pretty good description of what would happen. Being a “community organizer” doesn’t get much respect from terrorists.The “diplomacy” that JFK used during the Cuban Missile Crisis was a naval blockade and the threat of a full retaliatory strike on the Soviet Union. The Soviets backed down to Kennedy.JFK was not trying to get us out of Vietnam; he got us into Vietnam. He was sending “military advisers” there before the Johnson and Nixon administrations. Democrats got us into Vietnam.Obama says he will raise taxes only on “big business” and the rich, who do you think provides jobs? What do you think will happen to prices if taxes are raised on them? They will pass on those costs, effectively raising everyone’s taxes.Ciampi is not totally to blame for not having the facts. He’s a product of misinformation from left-wing Internet sites, mainstream media, public schools and universities. I suggest he listen to Rush Limbaugh. He might learn something.Ed AnayaCottonwood”

@ Blue – WOW! Well, that’s one town I won’t be visiting anytime soon. I think it’s time for you to move.

Ah, Blue. Perhaps a quick response that cutting taxes to big business has, in fact, raised the unemployment rate, which went down considerably when Clinton was president (not a big business coddler) and cite the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Rate was 3.9% in Dec. 2000 and is 6.1% now. Then you can add that the Vietnam War – errr…Conflict – the US’s involvement started, in fact, under Eisenhower. Who happened to be a REPUBLICAN.