Wow. She’s Ridiculous.

Wow. Even slow-pitch-softball Katie came off looking like a hard-hitting Murrow-type against Palin. No wonder the campaign wants to cancel next week’s debate.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? NO, REALLY: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? Proximity to the furthest easternmost tip of Russia gives her special insight into Putin’s character? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? Alaskan airspace gives her psychic powers over the Russian Bear as it flies overhead at 30,000? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? When Putin comes to New York or D.C., does he fly the entire length of Russia, West-to-East, then across the whole of Alaska and western Canada, to get here? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? Seriously: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!?

“Well it certainly does [enhance my foreign policy credentials],” Palin says. “Our next door neighbors are foreign countries!” She’s saying this as if she’s talking to a complete douchebag, someone that can’t possibly grasp the concept of international borders. Bush does this. A LOT. He says the most banal, simplistic, NO FUCKING DUH things in a way that makes you think HE thinks he’s just Grandly Unified the Theory.Palin goes on, “They’re in the state that … I am … the executive … of.”Okay, the “they’re” there refers to Russia and Canada, the Foreign Countries she refers to in the preceding sentence. So Sarah Palin thinks Russia and Canada are in Alaska, and that she governs them all. Roll tape.”It’s very important, when you consider even, national security issues with Russia as, ‘Putin, where’s his head? And comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go?”This last part she says with a quizzical “Are you fucking STUPID, KATIE?” little half-grin, also a big Bush Favorite. I mean seriously, WHERE DO THEY GO? When all Russian travelers leave Russian airspace, WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GO!?! Tell us, do, you fucking moron:”It’s Alaska! It’s just right over the border!”Ahhhh, right! I must be a fucking imbecile! It’s Alaska! Sarah told me! Now comes the truly terrifying bit. This part just scares the living shit out of me.”It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation — Russia — because they are right there, they are right next to our state.”Oh. My. Fuck. What THOSE? What the fuck THOSE is she talking about? Secret Pentecostal Spy Robots? Witches? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? “It is from Alaska that we send those out.” To keep an eye on Russia. From Alaska. With “Those.”My six year-old could kick Sarah Palin’s ass. She’s clearly an insane person in a retard suit.

Dear America: Please do not confuse the idea of simply “foreign” with “foreign POLICY.” Sarah Palin may razzle-the-fucking-dazzle out of you with her fancy Next Door Neighbor talk, and you Heartlanders that have never been east of the Miss-uh-Sip or west of Coors Country might think that’s all very amazing, but there’s an ocean of difference between something — anything — FOREIGN and the POLICY required to manage it. Let us all concede the miracle that is Sarah Palin’s physical proximity to Russia’s easternmost tundra. Now let us all remember that it takes a REAL MIND at work to noodle through the complexities of POLICY — defined as “A plan or course of action, as of a government, political party, or business, intended to influence and determine decisions, actions, and other matters” — while also accidentally living next door to Russia.Dillholes.

That was painful to watch! Are people really voting for these goons???

Elvis, I think you are forgeting that she is attractive. So back off, you sexist bastard. I truly believe that if I vote for her, she will have sex with me. And in a tough economy like this one, I think that’s the most important thing.

Also, she knows what “maritime” means, and that’s HOT. SO BACK-THE-FUCK-OFF you misogynists!

I dont know how Katie Couric kept a straight face through this interview. It is beyond shocking that this person is anywhere near any type of position of power. What are you Alaskans thinking??

JimmyJames, you just dig Sarah Palin because her balls are bigger than yours. Much, much bigger.

Am I that transparent? Damn you and your spot-on psychoanalysis.

@cminri: For what it’s worth, not ALL of we Alaskans approve of this imbecilic excuse for a chief executive. Really! Only SOME of us are stupid:http://werenotthatstupid.blogspot.com/2008/09/alaskans-for-truth-hold-palin.htmlhttp://www.ieatgravel.com/?p=943

“Putin rears his head…and where do they go? Through Alaska!” What interesting, to quote the governor, “verbage.”Also,I wonder if she knows that Medvedev is the Prime Minister now. Maybe she should be given a pop quiz on political geography.But seriously,to me she looks tired and stressed. I wonder if she really will see this thing through, or bail out herself.

Russia flies OVER my state! That means I have foreign policy experience! Yeah, right.

Oh no it’s gonna happen again… wait… oh crap, yup, I just threw up in my mouth again.She got me at breakfast and dinner today.Damn You!