Celebration McCain Style

Posted on 10/23/2008 at 6:45 pm by Bob Cesca

He sure knows how to prepare for victory:

John McCain’s election night watch party might be missing John McCain. Instead of appearing before a throng of supporters at the Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix on the evening of Nov. 4, the Republican presidential nominee plans to deliver postelection remarks to a small group of reporters and guests on the hotel’s lawn.

Aides said Thursday that the arrangement was due to space limitations and that McCain might drop by the election watch party at some other point.

McCain fever! Catch it!

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  • dontpanic23

    “plans to deliver postelection remarks”–I first read this as “postmortem”.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Yeah, “space limitations.” Because THAT’S going to be the hot party at 2:00 am on November 5th.

  • Poleezz

    Ha ha ha hahahahahaha! Good one DP!

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    That scene should take place a little after 9:00 PM EST as the early results from Florida, VA, PA, and Ohio come in.

  • cminri

    Maybe he can partay with Joe the Plumber…

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    So where will the Palin princess and her Klan be ? they too will be partying with him on the lawn ??? why the lawn ? does he have to walk the dog ? What the hell ???so strange…”reporters and guests”, oh, does the “guests” include Sarah ?? Is it on the lawn away from TV’s ….maybe so when his head explodes there is less mess for Hotel Staff to clean up ???

  • gallery

    “Angry old man throws party on lawn”And then yells at them to”Get the fuck off my lawn, you cunts”Story at eleven.

  • http://peggystone263@msn.com peggygeorge

    No room inside at his own party? Wow, Mr. Popular…