McCain Admits He’s Useless

Posted by JumpyPants

From the Washington Post comes — you better sit down — some truth from John McBS:

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) says he didn’t speak on the Senate floor in favor of the economic rescue plan Wednesday night because he didn’t think the Democrats wanted him or his politics there, and he did not want to get in the way of bipartisan progress on the bill, according to the Denver Post.

In an hour-long interview here with the Post’s editorial board, McCain addressed his silence on the Senate floor, which stood in contrast to Democrat Barack Obama, who delivered a floor speech in favor of the measure.

But even while he’s fessing up, he can’t help himself from also telling a big fat McLie:

“I have never been any good at threatening people,” McCain told the Post.

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  • ceu

    Christ, what an asshole

  • cminri

    I think threatening people is the ONE thing he is good at.

  • kansasdem

    “”I have never been any good at threatening people,” McCain told the Post.”So when Daddy McWarbucks says shit like, “I’ll make them famous” – or, “I’ll veto every pork laden bill that crosses my desk” – is he actually saying, “I’m no good at this”!Pathetic, lying old bOOb!

  • Poleezz

    Jumpy, buddy, he’s telling the truth there.

  • Poleezz

    Seems to me he isn’t any good at it. Threatening that is. He likes to inflate like a big blowfish though.

  • KidDynamo0
  • RyanC1384

    I have a question for you guys:Is it wrong that I HATE Sarah Palin??

  • Poleezz

    HEY! Thems fighten pictures thar! I love that fucking candy!

  • Poleezz

    No Ryan it is not wrong to hate Palin. It is good to hate Palin. It is good to say mean and ugly fucking things about her and the shitforbrains horse she rode in on. McPOW!

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    No, Ryan. I fucking hate her too. I have a very small daughter and I hate Sarah Palin for daring to represent a path to power for other women and girls in this country that is paved with greed and corruption and the trampling of their rights and privacies because they’re too expensive for “The Taxpayer™.”I hate her for telling bald-faced lies to prop up a Coming Out speech that was written by impotent white men shrieking at a proud, successful, wildly popular and quintessentially American black man because mocking his service was all they could do, and said through her smirking lips they knew it would be heard.I hate her for pretending to some greatness that she knows is undeserved, both intellectually and politically, and for condemning those that simply point out this undeniable truth as “East Coast Elites.”I hate her for willingly putting the country in danger by reducing the Executive Branch of our government to something any mouth-breathing PTA Hockey Mom could do, because government is so evil that the best way to kill it by doing it badly and not caring about the human lives “government” really represents.I hate her for winking at me like I’m one of her fans, as if we’re making some sort of sleazy back-room bargain for illicit goods, or as if I’m in on whatever cosmic joke aligned the tumblers in her favor and put her A Heartbeat Away™ from the highest office in this land or any other.But most of all, I hate her for not having even the basic civic curiosity required to make a casual study of the Constitution and the Supreme Court cases that breathe life — or Choice — into its dusty old bones, an insult to governance so grave that it, alone, should disqualify one from national office. I’m a citizen of the United States of America and I take my civic responsibility very seriously. Sarah Palin does not. She doesn’t love this country enough to be curious about its history, its philosophy, its literal trials and tribulations. She just wants to see it drilled for its riches, freed of its taxes, and shorn of its waning intelligence. For these reasons, and many more, she can quite simply fuck off.

  • lovetheblue

    I don’t like to use the “H” word – it’s such a strong word/emotion that I have to be really fucking pissed to get there……..Do I hate Sarah Palin? I think “despise” is a better word but close e-fucking-nuff. Everytime I see/hear her, I just want to slap the shit out of her smarmy mouth/face. She definitely elicts strong emotions from me – “you betcha!!!!!!”.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Well, damn Mr. The Elvis Dingeldein! I just hate her because her voice makes my ears bleed. Guess I’m shallow that way.

  • twinmommy2004

    he sounds like a petulant toddler when he makes statements like that.

  • cminri

    Am I allowed to say that Im in love with Elvis D?

  • CupcakeCult

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  • CupcakeCult

    Hey…my whole post didn’t show! Grrrr…

  • ceu

    He’s been showing some articulate passion lately, eh, CM?

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    That’s me to a T: Articulate Passion.Mmmmm, articulation.

  • ceu

    Yeah…enjoy it while you can. :D

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    What the hell is that supposed to mean? Am I going to suddenly lose my articulation for some reason? Christ, I’m only 17!

  • ceu

    17….And it was supposed to be a compliment – don’t ask me how, but it felt like one when I typed it.

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  • cactusgal

    Let’s cut through the crap. The McCain-Palin affair is comparable to Anna-Nicole & that senile dead guy she married. He just wanted a few months of gumming her monster ta-tas, and all she wanted was to marry a millionaire corpse.McCain/Palin is going to end up the same way. We’re being highly entertained by the soon-to-be “Dearly Departed.” The only differences are that Anna-Nicole was smarter & less slutty than Palin is, and the old dead guy was sexier & better looking than McCain.(It just hit me that I may have this thing back assward. Maybe his marriage to the Bud Heiress makes McCain the slutty gold digger, and her whore-mongering makes Palin the Old Dead Guy. Cindy could be the drugged-out blond skank. I guess I should lay off the goddamn box wine next time I decide to post here.)

  • Poleezz

    Hey I heard that Ross Perot paid for McFow’s first wifes surgery after her car accident. Don’t know for sure if that’s true or not. Anyways what I can’t quite figure out is what Cindy saw in Crash Daddy McPow. Shit with her money she could have had just about anybody. Another thing that puzzels me is why the fuck she had to steal those drugs. With her bucks she could have been doing really great dope.

  • Poleezz

    Correction:Doing “A” really great dope.huh, sorry.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    Yeah, that’s totally true, Poleezz. Johnny’s mommy called Perot up after Carol’s massive, limb-snapping, near-fatal header through a car windshield and begged the billionaire to put her back together again. He was Oscar Goldman to her Jamie Sommers. So Perot invests all this hard cash in putting Carol back together again, and when she gets a little too short and fat for Johnny McCheatfuck’s Hanoi Hilton-inspired horniness, he dumps her for Cindy.And you’re right, I have no fucking clue what Cindy saw in McCain. Look at what a complete doofus he was back then.For a personal glimpse into this time in his life, please see The Nutsac Diaries: Notes From a Viet Cong Prison Camp.