Morning Awesome

Now that’s how you smear…If only McCain had had a brilliant, flawless smear artist like the Penguin writing his stuff he might have won.

Goddamn it’s early!Where’s the fuckin’ Starbucks & Krispy Kremes?!

Greatest…clip…ever… McPenguin should start carrying around a cane. To beat off all those kids who venture onto his lawn.Pecos – is the hot light on?

I brought Krispy Kreme but I caught my son’s cold last night and got my cooties on them–you might not like.Haven’t had a cold since 2005, summer solstice. Damn.

Kat I like to do that with my cane but not to the kids, to the rednecks circling my Obama sign.My roommate of 5 years in my youth was named Kat. That rolls off the tongue for me. It’s also part of my name.

Yep, you can keep your cooties, DP. My elementary age son brings home enough on his own that I have to fight off. If someone looked in my medicine cabinet, they would think I’m addicted to Airborne and Nyquil. I might be willing to risk it for Krispy Kreme though. Their sour cream glazed doughnuts…yummmm….I use my full name at work, so not everyone calls me Kat, but it’s good for a couple jokes at the bar. My ex was addicted to Dr. Pepper (along with other things) so DP rolls off the tongue for me too.

Well aren’t we just butthole buddies in the tongue rolling department. (LOL–no nasty remarks, guys–that old 70s saying came out strangely wrong)I have the same medicine cabinet: Theraflu, Rapid melts, Nyquil, Dayquil, ALL of them. But my son usually ends up using them and when I finally get one after 4 years there aren’t as many around and I’m to sick to go get any. Ugh, motherhood.

I can’t believe he actually uses the phrase “my friends.”