New Huffington Post Column

Though I feel a bit sorry for “Larry”, you have done well to finally give us a clear moniker for the last 8 years of ratfuckery.Kudos

You feel bad for Larry? Wow.Read this:http://www.bobanddavid.com/2007/10/an_open_letter_to_larry_the_ca.html

Unfortunately (?), my husband is the spitting image of Larry the Cable Guy.Fortunately, he (my husband) is the real deal, and not an act.Unfortunately, I live in a part of California where they worship Larry the Cable Guy.

I meant in the sense that as a result of your branding this new moniker – he was going to now be forever associated with the last decade of political ratfuckery, which he had no part in foisting upon the nation. But, now as I read more about his views and act, eh, f*ck’em.

I love it -Next chapter:Sarah the “not-so-cable-gal”!

Please, please, please do not feel bad for larry the cable guy, aka Dan Whitney. Ever. My girlfreind works for a painting company here in central florida and deals w/ a lot of relatively wealthy clientele. Sometimes I do some work on the side and help them on jobs. About 5 mo. ago I had the “pleasure” of helping them paint Mr. Whitneys new garage. He came out and talked w/ us for quite a while. Everything was going okay until we started talking politics. He went off on a hate filled racist anti muslim diatribe about Barack that was jawdropping. One of the worst parts was when he refered to black people as ‘blue gums’. I wanted to tell him he was being an ignorant,shithead,redneck fucktard but my g freinds boss and the contractor for the job were right there and we hadnt started working yet so I put my proffesional hat on and just walked away from the convo. crazy, crazy shit.

Bob, I read David Cross’ letter to ‘Dan the unfunny comedian shitface guy’, the night I got back from the job and needless to say, he is my hero.