Palin Has Cars To Sell!

Posted on 10/03/2008 at 10:40 am by JumpyPants

Posted by JumpyPants

Sarah Palin is a used car saleswoman. She winks and grins, she uses WAY too many folksy phrases, she says nothing of substance, and she is absolutely, positively ready, willing and able to screw the American people out of their hard earned money.

The parallels are unmistakable. Maybe she used to be a beauty queen. But now she’s a car salesman, with pure grade-A snake oil running through her huckster veins.

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  • dontpanic23

    You have my brain wired. When I saw the montage of folksy bullshit and eye twitches today I thought the exact same thing, Jumpypants.

  • LeeroyJenkins

    Sarah Palin recited her lines and posed. That is absolutely ALL she did.Lots of people can memorize lines, but that doesn’t make them qualified to hold an executive office.She didn’t answer questions that were put to her, and it was very clear that her script said “When in doubt, go with ‘energy.’”I’m not buying her Hockey Mom schtick because I don’t want Joe Six-Pack running my country. I don’t want a leader who winks at me and says nothing important — or worse, spouts bullshit.I want a dignified, intelligent leader who inspires me and others. I want this country’s best and brightest leading us, and she clearly is NOT that.The other thing I want is to never hear the words “McCain-Palin Administration” again.

  • http://livefreeordie08.wordpress.com LiveFreeOrDie08

    I would support a Constitutional Amendment forcing any would-be candidate for public office to warrant that they have read the Constitution and Bill of Rights prior to receiving any federal funds or recognition.You would think basic sensibilities would apply here but it’s obvious that there are candidates out there who have no idea what they have/would be swearing to when they take the oath of office.I’d also like to see a Constitutional debate, where the candidates have to take a position on how they interpret sections of the Constitution.And btw, I know plenty of hockey moms out there that would like to band together – and knock Sarah’s teeth out!

  • PackyJ

    Your comment is an insult to car sales persons everywhere.

  • kansasdem

    Leeroy already mentioned this, but little miss pit bull repeatedly avoided answering questions! I started reading the transcript so I could get an accurate count, but it actually began to make me nauseous!Less than half way thru the transcript I’d counted 3 times where she absolutely changed the topic because she either didn’t know the answer or the answer would have been a total embarrassment to her and Daddy McWarbucks!But what really pisses me off is almost no one in the press is calling her on this bull shit! They must be vying for the best seats at the next BBQ!

  • dontpanic23

    @LiveFree – If you are taking it that far please put in a provision requiring that they also prove they understand the documents. She can obviously READ when forced to. But she comes far from understanding anything she reads.

  • Pecos Bill

    Damn,She was sexy as hell!The ULTIMATE GILF!!Shit,After all that winkin’ at me,had me throwin’ dollah bills at the television!heheeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    This is like the Dead Parrot sketch.“No…it’s only resting! Pining for the fjords!”Lovely plumage, the Alaskan Green.Listen up Republicans. You can nail her feet to the perch all you want. It’s still a dead fuckin’ parrot.

  • http://www.poligot.wordpress.com Kristin Teigen

    I completely agree with livefreeordie – Uh, Sarah, there was this, like, totally cool guy, and his name was like, James Madison, and he like, TOTALLY did this amazing job crafting our Constitution. He was like, really rad. Short, with a wig and all, but still, S-MART! But not in a yucky way. Ya know? I like to call call him J-Mad.What I couldn’t get over was the “shout-out.” Like it’s effing TRL or a football interview.I think over-all, the night was a tremendous success for our side. I’m just happy my ears didn’t bleed.