‘Real America’

Cowardly Sarah earlier today:

“We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.”

Let me get this straight. Only the small towns where Palin shrieks out her stump speeches are considered the “real America” — the “pro-America areas?” She’s insane. Maybe someone should ask her about this the next time she’s hiding out here in the Philadelphia area. You remember Philadelphia, Sarah? The fifth largest city in the nation? The home of, you know, Independence Hall?

This whole notion of middle America being the Real America has far exceeded its fifteen minutes. For the last eight years, this yokel theory of politics has endured — allowing right-leaning pundits and politicians to be less smart and more kneejerk. Of course there’s nothing wrong with small towns, but there’s no such thing as a “more patriotic” or “more American” region of America. The sooner this theory dies, the better.

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  • Groobiecat

    when it comes to sucking, Palin does. but this is pretty awesome:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/17/conservative-talk-radio-h_n_135684.htmlcan't hurt prospects in PA, eh?

  • Groobiecat

    When it comes to sucking, Palin does, but this is pretty gosh darn awesome:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/17/conservative-talk-radio-h_n_135684.htmlcan’t hurt prospects in PA, eh?

  • Groobiecat

    oops. sorry about the redundancy. having tech difficulties…

  • http://www.stolendroids.com Zuke

    C’mon Bob, everyone knows Philadelphia isn’t “real” America! Just look at the name; surely it’s Arabic, with all its letters that just keep going! It’s something “unwhite” in any case . . .It’s also the first capital of the USA, if I remember correctly.

  • Leeman67

    we all know that “Real” America is code for “White” America. Just sayin…

  • Groganman

    All I know is that if the GOP ticket somehows happens to steal enough votes to win this thing, then Washington D.C. will become the most Anti-American place there can be…

  • dontpanic23

    Bob, let her flip the coin at a home Eagles game and then say that into the PA system. See if she makes it out alive. Eagles fans have the rep of being notoriously mean and nasty, maybe second only to Raiders fans. She’d be shredded to bits calling them anti-American or unpatriotic. Shit, I’d pay to see it but not wearing my Panthers jersey *hiding under desk*.

  • The Colonel

    After we elect Obama, let’s turn the fundraising machine against Palin’s seat in Alaska.It’s time for this woman to go.

  • Nanotyrannus

    You know what’s unbelievable? That these folks that live in “Better America” sit back and let this twit insult them with “you’re just plain folk that’s better’n those uppity smart alecks with their fancy educations! We love you more than them ’cause you’re real Americans! Like Joe the Plumber that now Barack Obama is making fun of! Someone that pals around with terrorists shouldn’t cast ispersians, and such as, on real Americans like Joe the Plumber.”Will someone please shoot her out of a cannon at the fucking sun already?

  • hugh.c.mcbride

    I agree with Leeman67. Every time I hear McMaverick or McMoosey talk about “real America” or “small-town America” I have no doubt that what they’re really saying is “white America” — with an occasional dash of “heterosexual America” thrown in for good measure.Remember — they & those to whom they are speaking think that the 1940s really were the good old days — before the cultural revolution made it so tough to be a white Christian heterosexual male.

  • kansasdem

    Anyone see Biden’s response to that?I thought his head was going to explode!Go get ‘em Joe!

  • violadefacto

    Holla back for Joe Biden.

  • LeeroyJenkins

    In Palin-speak, “real” means “white,” and “the only place I’d feel comfortable, because I’d just hook up with a racist secessionist group that would think I’m cute and charming.”Until 2000, I was never one of those people who felt angry at the other team or said ugly things about their candidates. But McDouche and Palin are truly ugly people. They are shameful, dispicable liars, and they are pandering to the worst of our society.They need to go the fuck away.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    What Leeroy said.

  • ceu

    It’s said that the GOP doesn’t realize the value of interacting with ALL kinds of people with various ideas & philosophies – you know, expanding their horizons. Small towns are great, but so are cities. Both are necessary to a vibrant society, to innovation, to reform. This is not a tough concept – why can’t they figure it out? Why piss off millions of Americans by implying that, because they live in cities, their opinions aren’t worth as much as someone who lives in East Wateringhole?

  • ceu

    sigh…should read “It’s sad” not “It’s said”…

  • JG

    It pisses me off that she’s going on SNL–Now all of Monday will be spent calling her a ROCK STAR–it is still unbelievable to me that she has gotten away with shutting the press out–and still have them praise her despite all her polling numbers and complete lack of access.

  • Pecos Bill

    @Colonel-Excellent idea!I’m in!

  • http://livefreeordie08.wordpress.com LiveFreeOrDie08

    @JGRelax. She’s gonna step out for the opening monologue to discover that Lorne has replaced the studio audience with the national press corps!Lights up. Music down. GAME ON!! 90 minutes of open Q&A as moderated by Bill Murray.

  • CupcakeCult

    I am kinda pissed she will be on SNL, too. She won’t do a real press conference or any more interviews but she’s going to be on SNL? It’s all to boost her “I’m popular and pretty” bullshit.

  • dontpanic23

    Maybe they will do something unprecedented on that show: Set her up and bring in a real journalist to grill her. It would be more funny than many of the show bits.I know, fantasy. But a girl can wish.

  • LeeroyJenkins

    Palin should be treated as no more than the pretty little show pony she is.There’s some idiot on Tweety’s show repeating the Ayers lie again — sure glad the talking points went out again. Yet Tweety’s giving it more credence by letting her repeat it and repeat it.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    1. I believe Biden is about to be unleashed in direct attack on Palin-speak. A parsing is a’comin’…a definitioning…and HELL FOLLOWS BEHIND IT!!!There will be carnage. Children leave the room. Ladies avert your eyes…Or, I can rent you a pair of binoculars if you prefer.2. I was askin’ the Beav and Eddie Haskill what Mrs. Palin means when she talks about middle America and, like, y’know…stuff…well gosh, it sure ’nuff sounded like some place I’m glad I might live someday. You bet!

  • ceu

    Could you believe that, Leeroy? I wanted him to ask her if she thinks that perhaps the House should convene a committee to investigate which liberal, leftie members of Congress are involved in unAmerican activities.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    It’s not sexist to say “She’s dim.”It’s only to sexist to say “She’s dim because she’s a girl.”She’s an insult to women. Chicks dig the Biden.

  • http://www.poligot.wordpress.com Kristin Teigen

    I guess that means that during the 5 years I lived in DC, I lost my citizenship…dang! Probably still not eligible living in Portland “Little Beirut” Oregon. Maybe I need a new passport — from Communistpinkoterroristqueerlovingandia

  • ceu

    Katrina is FURIOUS. And Buchanan is a total ass.And Cindy Lou’s 2007 tax return was made public today. She paid an effective rate of 26.2%. Obvious, she doesn’t want it to go to 39% under Obama…..

  • PackyJ

    @Colonel:You can be sure it’s in the works already.Lots of people here in Alaska want her gone from the political landscape.

  • gyutty

    Palin is racist scum.