The Palin Post In Which My Head Explodes

Palin to jagoff Hugh Hewitt:

“Oh, I think they’re just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying you know what? It’s time that a normal Joe six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard, and they’re out of sorts, and they’re ticked off about it.”

Ticked off? Oh shut the hell up. We’re in two wars, with a third in nuclear Pakistan or possibly-nuclear Iran on the way. We have the worst economic crisis since the Depression. Foreign nations buying up our sovereignty — on sale. We have a climate crisis. An energy crisis. A health care crisis. A Medicare crisis. And she’s now pitching herself as “Joe Goddamn Six-Pack”?

The presidency and vice presidency are positions of enormous historical and global importance, requiring the very best America has to offer — especially now. By suggesting that just anyone can do it not only insults and diminishes the office, but it also insults and diminishes her.

Of course she doesn’t know or understand what she’s saying, so she doesn’t realize that in suggesting that just any doof can be vice president, she’s not only saying that she herself is a doof but, most importantly, she can be replaced by any doof yanked by the mullet out of any random trailer park.

Sarah Palin has said a lot of freakishly stupid things lately, but to any patriot or student of American politics, this could be one of the most offensively ridiculous.

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  • Alan4s

    Okay. Biden really, really needs to walk to the podium on Thursday carrying a cooler. In his opening remarks he has to offer Sarah a beer. From his six-pack. Please Joe, it’s just too good to pass up. Really.

  • http://www.clusterdouche.com Elvis Dingeldein

    I just love that she’s so fucking stupid that her brilliant populist play at Mr. and Mrs. Dumbfuck actually contains the first name of her opponent. That’s just fucking fantastic. To paraphrase Reagan, “Joe Six-Pack isn’t the solution to our problem; Joe Six-Pack is the problem!”

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Does she realize that President Monkey Man tried to sell himself as “Joe Six-Pack”? Remember the “I’d like to have a beer with him” crap? By the way, I don’t know about you, but I would HATE to have a beer with Douchebag Bush. He’s not the kind of guy I’d be clinking glasses with, he’s the kind of guy I would end the night with in a bar fight.

  • MatthewN

    This needs to be shouted from the rooftops.I don’t WANT someone like me to be VP. I’m kinda a slacker… sometimes my bills don’t get paid on time… I spend my grocery money on beernuts and pop-tarts…I want someone in there that really knows their stuff; someone I can count on.

  • AmericaninLondon

    that exploding head is very disturbing

  • JG

    and she is aided in this sentiment by the BBQ fucking media!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nanotyrannus

    I think this is a very dangerous moment for us. She said something, out in the open and in the clear, that is disturbing. What’s more, she said it without hesitation or shame. They truly believe that they are in a position to win this based on that idea alone. That frightens the shit out of me because it is pretty fanatical and completely disconnected from the reality of what’s needed to get things fixed.If these two somehow manage to win this, I see a second American Revolution just around the corner.

  • JJD

    I remember back in the 60′s, a guy named Carswell was nominated to the Supreme Court. When it was pointed out that he was a mediocre nominee at best, one of his supporters in the Senate defended him by asserting that mediocre people deserve representation too. This was widely derided at the time, and the nomination went down in flames.I guess we’ll see if the assertion works any better this time around.