Unqualified

Posted on 10/04/2008 at 11:09 am by JumpyPants

Posted by JumpyPants

Bob’s comment about the heart surgeon got me thinking about other jobs Sarah Palin is unqualified for. Here’s a short list:

- Schoolteacher. Would you want this moron teaching your child anything?
- Mail carrier. How many important letters, checks and bills would never get delivered?
- Cop. Her + gun=lots of innocent dead people.
- Starbucks Barista. Even with the automated espresso machines, do you really think she could make a mocha latte?
- McDonalds french fry station worker. Oh, the scalding that would occur with her near so much boiling oil.
- CPA. D in Macro-Econ. And that was when she was trying to graduate from college.
- Host of The View. Seriously, I never thought I’d say this, but she actually makes Elisabeth Hasselbeckenhoff look competent.

This is just too easy in a way. But you guys, add some jobs Sarah would suck at and why. If it weren’t such a horrific context, it’d almost be fun!

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  • Nanotyrannus

    Human Being – The poor communications skills coupled with a complete lack of compassion and intellectual heft leaves her hardly on par with Homo sapiens neanderthalensis, let alone our own species.

  • kansasdem

    Mother! Yeah, I really said that!First of all she has a special needs child who undoubtedly requires more – not less – nurturing! Most parents recognize the early-childhood requirements : nurturing, bonding, etc, etc.I for one, as a father of three, put my personal & career ambitions on hold more than once to ensure that I could just “be there” for my kids! Twice I changed jobs, reduced pay and all, just because my work schedule interfered with my “being there”!So was I an absolute success? Hell no! My daughter got pregnant at the age of 16! I failed!But I’m not running for public office and certainly not the second highest office in the land!

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  • PackyJ

    How about small-town Mayor? Governor of a small-populated state?She’s already tanked on those.

  • Poleezz

    Pizza delivery is out because odd numbers are one side of the street and even on the other.

  • Poleezz

    She could never be a jack-o-lantern because we’d all want to smash her. Oh wait, ok, she could be a jack-o-lantern.

  • Poleezz

    She could never be an auctioneer.”GOING ONCE…GOING TWICE…SOLD ALSO!”

  • Poleezz

    She could never be a meteorologist on TV because she’s too stupid.

  • Poleezz

    Ok we used to call them “weather girls”.

  • Poleezz

    One more…she could never be Obama’s VP. Nuff said.

  • cactusgal

    My vet’s looking for somebody to express pus from dogs’ impacted anal glands. Wait– you wanted positions she’s NOT qualified to fill, right? Ok, he also needs somebody to analyze the pus.

  • Strawdog

    Therapist: She lacks empathy.Protégé: She’d stab you in the back first chance.Scientist: Facts and experiments are irrelevant.Historian: Nothing really existed before she was born.Jobs she would be good for:Walmart greeter.Street crossing guard at a boarding school.Tattoo trainee’s practice client.

  • fldem

    School bus driver: would drive right off that bridge to nowhere.