Lizard People for Senate

Can’t… stop… laughing… This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. An actual Minnesota voter wrote-in a vote for “Lizard People” on their ballot. Twice.

lizardpeopleb.jpg

More ridiculous ballot markings from the Franken-Coleman recount here. I’m wondering if there might be a population of Sleestak lizard people living in the North Star State.

landofthelost4.jpg

h/t Laffy

This entry was posted in Election 2008 and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.
  • bibimimi

    Do they count that Franken, or throw it’s scaly ass out?

  • Zanath

    I would have written in Crab People.

  • lame duck hunting

    I believe “Lizard People” is counted as a vote for Michele Bachmann which goes a long way in explaining her reelection.

  • KatinWilm

    Could they be referring to McCain’s lizard tongue?

  • http://unrelatedcontent.com Travis Disaster

    Did you know:Bill Lambier was a Sleestakalso, Sleestaks rule

  • ceu

    go to the link & see some of the other disputed ballots.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    “Wacko Studies” is my longtime hobby. Lizard people (“Reptilians“) are currently replacing diminutive gray rectal-probers in UFO lore. According to the crackpots, they’ve been living deep underground among us for thousands of years and are slowly taking over the planet for their dark schemes. If that sounds like Sleestaks meets Roddy Piper, you’re absolutely right — which tells you the origin of all this sort of nuttery.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Speaking of nuttery, I didn’t realize the Constitution Party had a foothold in Minnesota — I thought that bunch of hoopleheads was restricted to the southside of Mason-Dixon.

  • http://unrelatedcontent.com Travis Disaster

    maybe Lizard People is a vote for Bay Buchanan

  • CupcakeCult

    I was terrified of the Sleestack when I was little.

  • anemone17

    The Reptilian conspiracy is also a David Icke thing–something about a species derived from reptiles running all the banking and governments worldwide. I have to admit, when McCain’s tongue kept darting out during the first debate, I did think of this.You guys are killing me with the Sleestaks. I have surely not thought of them in a good twenty years. What a sad and wasted twenty years.Quick! What was the name of Holly’s pet brontosaurus? Go!

  • izabiz

    Chaka?! No that was the cavemanboy.

  • PackyJ

    anemone17 – “… a species derived from reptiles running all the banking and governments worldwide.”Sounds a lot like the current group running the Republican Party.

  • anemone17

    Chaka! I forgot all about Chaka!Nope, the brontosaurus was Dopey.

  • dc_wilson

    Marshall, Will, and Holly. . . .Who was the intelligent Sleestak from the future?

  • 24hourjack

    hannity is completely losing it every night over franken.”hes trying to steal the election”.because he’s challenging ballots and attempting to secure as many as possible?it seems to me that ever since obama showed up and dems have begun acting like repubs,ie:not taking no shit and actually acting like they want to win(not the douchebag rovian stuff),conservatives have been losing their sh**.”boo-hoo theyre mean theyre corrupt boohoo…this is so incredibly satisfying to watch.”obama recession boohoo…”

  • dswagz

    SALEEZETAKAH?!?!?!?Oh Noes!!!!Can’t write in ‘Crab People’ -That vote would go to the Repug’s.Bill Laimbeer ??? Wasn’t he just An Ass?Terry Cummings was a Sleestak…http://www.checkoutmycards.com/CardImages/Cards/014/023/04F.jpg

  • http://ekleeman.com idabamaho

    That person was thinking about Joe Lieberman

  • Kemstone

    I just had to comment on this because for the last ten minutes I’ve been spontaneously bursting into laughter thinking about it, and I have a feeling I’ll be laughing about it all night! Thanks, Bob.Lizard People 2010!