Very Serious Question

Why does Bill O’Rielly hate America?

because he “doesn’t understand it”,”it makes no sense”, “what does it mean?”and most of all because he can no longer”do it live!”

Because he’s just a dick.

Wow I just had a shitty math test and drove around in circles in my shitty car on a nearly empty tank trying to get to the damn Best Buy (which is pretty much a metaphor for my shitty life at this point)… But this makes me smile. It’s almost hard to hate him when he’s being so cute! I wonder if he’s going to curl up and read his holiday books with his stuffed panda bear and a cup of hot cacao.

oreilly seriously needs to be shut down.he is making a living off of wild homophobia,and not so subtle racism.not to mention the nonstop attacks on san francisco.his douchebag stalker producer jesse walters(waters?) took a camera into the city,found as many homeless people,people with a lot of tattoos and piercings and any generally “scary” types smoking weed or just hanging out y’know,being gay and destructive and did a segment about how horrible the city is and how at any moment the whole town is gonna implode under the weight of all that gay scary drug addiction and hippy wackiness.why dont they take a camera to some southern city and film a bunch of drunk rednecks calling obama a n***r and say “see,this whole city is racist,whos in charge around here?”i figured that after the election i could simply gloat,and write off hateful bubbleheads like him and hannity as irrelevant.yet i find myself watching him every night just to yell and throw shit at my tv.i think i need help.seriously.i even listen to rush limpballs.its like when you get a nasty sore inside your mouth and y’cant quit biting it…