Yes, Please

Republicans want a Moses. And guess who it might be:

In serious conversations among Republicans since their election debacle Tuesday, what name is mentioned most often as the Moses, or Reagan, who could lead them out of the wilderness before 40 years?

To the consternation of many Republicans, it is none other than Newt Gingrich, the former speaker of the House.

Lord, I ain’t no praying man. But yes, please make Newt the Moses of the Republicans. And please let Sarah Palin continue to make with the talking. Amen.

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  • El Mystico

    Wait… Reagan was Jewish?

  • http://obamaproject.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    Ha! We got Bob to pray! Miracles happen! :) LOL!OK, I don’t know if I will pray for Bob’s prayer, but I will pray for Bob to find lots of other great reasons to do so. ;) QT

  • Bob_Cesca

    >>Ha! We got Bob to pray! Miracles happen! :) LOL!HAHAHA!

  • kansasdem

    I just like the way PNAC sound’s when you say it out loud!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Maybe they should exhume the body of Strom Thurmond while they’re at it. On second thought, never mind. We already got a look at what the dead Thurmond would look like during his last years in office.

  • PackyJ

    I’m with you, Carl.Shakira for Prez in 2012.

  • PackyJ

    Make that 2016.

  • Nanotyrannus

    I’m with you Bob. I’m praying to God (Thor) that it’s Newt. He’ll learn the same hard lessons the Clinton/McCain camps just learned. Their way of campaigning is a thing of the past. Well, at least until 2016 when Obama leaves office and all these assholes are off their leashes again.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Newt wouldn’t last to Super Tuesday. The base will eat him alive.

  • Groobiecat

    Gingrich, yeah, that’s moving forward–all the way forward to 1982. I think I still have some t-shirts after he was elected Speaker (Alliance of People Against Amphibious Lawmakers).Broadway Carl’s analogy fits–resurrect the dead! Actors and Unhinged Bomb Throwers. Yeah, if this is all they have in their quiver, it’s going to be a much shorter election cycle next time around. My bet: Expect to hear more from the Governor of Louisiana…