Franken Up by 50, Lizard People Sad

Posted on 12/30/2008 at 6:20 pm by Bob Cesca

And the recount is over, minus some haggling over 1,350 absentee ballots. However, Sam Stein reports:

Should Franken emerge victorious after the issue of wrongfully rejected absentee ballots is solved, the Coleman campaign has suggested that they will legally appeal the result. That could drag on the process for weeks or months. And, as such, some Minnesota officials — in particular Sen. Amy Klobuchar — have suggested that the state seat the winner on a temporary basis until those lawsuits are settled.

Exciting! But what about Lizard People? Sources tell me they’re very, very sad.

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Lizard People: “We’re very ssssssad.”

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  • kansasdem

    I heard the Lizard People are bending each other over performing acts of indecency in response to this!You know, like Republican members of congress do to voters!

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Silly. Lizard People are oviparous so they must be laying eggs very indecently in response to this. Explosively laying eggs, probably. !POW!

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    wow.I had no idea I was living right next door to the Land of the Lost

  • Lee

    At least when th election is done, the Lizard People don’t have to worry about an investigation of $75,000 illegal campaign contributions.

  • PackyJ

    The lizard people are Goana claim election fraud, but Franken’s camp is Agama tell them, “Hey, it’s not my fault you didn’t Monitor the vote better!”I predict that the lawyers will be dragon this thing out for months.

  • Lee

    Epic post.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Folks, that picture is NOT from a TV show. It is evidence of the subterranean menace humanity must face in 2012, when the Reptilians don human disguises and march into polling stations to vote for Ralph Nader.