Jeb Bush: Gay Pedophile?

Posted on 12/12/2008 at 12:38 pm by JumpyPants

Posted by JumpyPants

Jeb Bush was governor of Florida when a Republican congressman was found to be a gay pedophile. Jebby – that looks like gay child molesting taint to me. Did you procure the boys? Photograph them? Why won’t you just admit the truth?

Sean Hannity worked at Fox News when a fellow anchor was found to be sexually harrassing a younger employee with loofahs and falafel. Sean – you got loofah falafal harrassment taint all over your white ass! Just admit it: you’ve harrassed many women whlie brandishing ocean creatures and Mediterranean chick pea-based food.

John McCain served alongside a Republican senator who was arrested for soliciting gay sex in a men’s room. Oh, John – how will you ever wash the desperate old closeted queer taint!?!?!

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  • PackyJ

    Jumpypants,What about former Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough’s taint in the death of Lori Klausutis, the aide with whom he had an extramarital affair?She was found dead in his Fort Walton Beach Congressional office, after suffering a major head injury. She apparently accidentally “fell and hit her head,” according to the coroner.There were questions about whether or not Klausutis was really murdered… if so, Scarborough may or may not have been involved, but the sonofabitch actually joked about her death on the Don Imus show. What a sensitive guy.No taint there, of course.

  • LameDuckHunting

    I love the smell of taint in the morning, it smells like dead elephants.

  • LameDuckHunting

    All seriousness aside, the image of John McCain with Larry Craig’s taint is, well………frankly disturbing.Sean Hannity with Bill O’Rielly’s…..not so much.

  • PackyJ

    LDH – Larry Craig apparently loves the smell of taint, too. It’s part of what got him in trouble.

  • LameDuckHunting

    Packy – you betcha……..but somehow Craig says he taint necessarily gay. We report, you decide.

  • Kat

    Thanks in part to Stranahan and his video the other day, y’all are producing the most nausea-inducing images.

  • incredulous72

    Hey PackyJ,I didn’t know about the Scarborough scandal.Sonfofabitch!And that blowhard sits at the MSNBC desk like he is pure as the driven snow! He brings up his wife all the time! Well, I shouldn’t be surprised but it’s my first time hearing about his dirty laundry so …

  • MG

    I saw an online ad/push poll banner that read “DID OBAMA BUY THE ELECTION?” on my Yahoo mail account a few minutes ago.WTF?

  • PackyJ

    MG – I guess it depends on what one means by “buy.”Obama raised and spent more money than any presidential candidate in history (coming from mostly small donors just like me), and dramatically outspend McCain.So I guess whiny Repubs could make an argument that the election was “bought,” but certainly not in the Blagoyabitch “buy & sell” sense.However, in my mind, the real reason Obama won was because he ran the most well-organized presidential campaign I have ever seen (and I started watching them closely back in the mid-60′s). So much for making fun of “community organizers.”McCain lost not only because was he a piss-poor candidate and his running mate was a joke, but because his campaign was a complete train wreck.

  • cjo30080

    I hear ya.This morning, The Today Show made a big deal out of the mystery regarding Obama’s connection with that dude with the helmet hair and Chicago politics. Assinine.

  • scribblechic

    Joe Scarbo-HOE! Luvs it! Thanks Packy J!

  • bibimimi

    taintthat region between your wingwang and your poopchute

  • Eruleptanero

    All of these taint comments are making me remember what Bill Simmons (ESPN’s Sports Guy) came up with not too long ago – the TAINT, or Touchdown After INTerception. Of course, it’s only really funny to football fans.I’m refusing to think about any other usage of the word taint, even though bibimimi just had to go and talk about it.

  • http://girldujour.wordpress.com girl du jour

    “taintthat region between your wingwang and your poopchute”‘taint your balls and ‘taint your ass… :)

  • http://www.nonfatventing.blogspot.com jen

    Has everyone forgotten that McCain was one of the Keating F-cking Five??? (went a little Blago, there, sorry). I mean, without McCain, it would have been the Keating FOUR. Hell, McCain’s got a bigger TAINT than Obama. Jesus, RePUBElicans piss me off.