Morning Awesome

Cesca, Joe Scarborough’s ass was just handed to him by Minka “the annoying hag” Bryzenski’s father.The exchange went something like… Scarborough: “You can’t blame Bush for the current Israel crisis.”dad of hag: “Yes, you can. He refused to speak with the Palestinians… You are stunningly superficial.”Scarborough was blown away by the “stunningly superficial” remark.Morning. Awesome.

I saw that smack down too…awesome, indeed.Meanwhile, over at CNN this morning, they replayed a “report” that Ed Henry taped in Hawaii sometime yesterday where he speculated that “no matter what the current situation is in the Middle East, it’s not keeping PE Obama off the golf course.”And even earlier this morning on CNN’s Headline News some dimwit Republican radio talker/strategist said that Obama ‘has only issued one statement regarding the Middle East…and that made said talker/strategist “really hope that Obama’s being briefed or is in touch with SOME one about the situation over there.”(Also, on another morning show some woman said that Obama’s usual refrain of there only being one president at a time isn’t enough anymore b/c we could use as many presidents as possible. WTF?)I guess it’s safe to assume that the media is going to begin “suggesting” that Obama is a lazy, black man who shouldn’t be on vacation in Hawaii while the Middle East is exploding. Why isn’t Obama fixing this yet? Do these people not realize that Bush is still president?

Of course it’s okay for the idiotic lazy white man who actually has the job of President right now to be on vacation in Crawford Texas. Because that’s completely different, and no one expects him to do a goddamn thing anyway, right?

We are damned if we do and dammed if we don’t. I think that Obama should go Scuba Diving and take all those asshole pool reporters down their without any snorkels. That should give them something to choke about for a while. I need to go drink my coffee…oh… and did they ever get that guy out of the hole…