New Huffington Post Column

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“Position Flexible” never stops being amazing. It’s like the teenager possessing the grown woman’s body in Freaky Friday and trying to sound professional.

Yes. That’s it exactly!

Or, alternatively, the movie Tommy Boy.Tommy: I l-left a message.Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven…Richard Hayden: I can’t hear you, you’re trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

“In fact, I would love to see the sentence structure for “vice president will be able to be not only the position flexible.” Position flexible?”Actually, somebody gave diagramming her sentences a shot.http://www.slate.com/id/2201158/

Good writer…. good boy…..good writer….and other such pats to your head…So what we need is the best of “why palin is a total fuckup” kind of video from this election cycle ready to present in 2012.That and a central storage space for gems like this that can be ready for old 2012.Get that done will ya….

Hmmmmmmm………It appears you could click on the red question mark diamonds, but I wouldn’t. Don’t know where it’s been nor where it’s going……..

Weird… I posted a comment before and it disappeared..???Anyway… great article….Position Flexible indeed…

I clicked it, LDH. It’s just a link to a website that sells video games, software, books, etc. The site is in Russian which is the language I happen to be studying. What a coincidence, да?Anyway…С новым годом, каждый!(Hopefully that says Happy New Year, everyone.)

Samus…….Mr. Cesca must have employed his “position flexible” and deleted the comment with the link. Now my comment reads like a Sarah Palin quote on the economy…………

Oh, don’t say that, LDH – please don’t compare yourself to “that one”. Let’s just employ a little diversionary tactic and hope no one notices. How about a snippet from Family Guy?Stewie: “I’m the dog. I’m well-read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I’m not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.”Brian: “I’m a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim.”Now, just act casual, LDH. And take that flag pin off, for Christ’s sake.

Just what the hell are you people talking about?

We’re talking about flag pin-wearing antichrists, Nanotyrannus. We’ve discovered they can only be destroyed with regurgitated grass-clippings. Fancy that.

Why is it that after the slightest passage of time events which we watched first hand seem to take on an even greater power in retrospect? Proof is in the watching of all these “Best of” shows at year’s end. They have an impact.But reading your post just now, Mr. Cesca, (on Sarah Im-Palin’ the language), goes far beyond that level of impact and almost seems like it couldn’t have possibly happened. It is that fantastic. And yet it did happen. She did say those things and much, much more… on a national stage… over and over and over again with a smile, a wink, and a fucking peace sign. And even more fantastic is the fact that so many die-hard Republicans, (not just men with hard-ons but women as well), continued to swoon all over this woman long after both feet had entered her mouth.This whole monstrous thing was one bad Disney movie and most “fantastic-est” of all is the fact that the Pat Buchanan’s of our day are already rolling into production pushing for a sequel. Truly remarkable!!!Yeah, look down indeed, Mr. Adams, Mr. Franklin and all you founding fathers, this could’ve been the port into which your Ship had sailed.

Position flexible…I somehow missed hearing that dumb quote amidst the noise of so many inane quotes from that camp….If Palin was smarter I would have thought it was a subliminal message by her to all those old horndogs who were feeling tingly or whatever word they used when she winked at them

Yes LK, the only sentence that I can think of using the ‘position flexible’ phrase that is also grammatically correct is:

I enjoy having sex with the position flexible.

Ms Palin’s continuous ejaculation of words in random order was like being shot with shredded dictionaries jammed into a 12 gauge. Ms. Palin would open her mouth and within seconds I would find myself screaming “STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND GRAMMAR PLEASE SHUT UP!! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!”

I never thought I would witness anything that was more grammatically impaired than PA’s license plates with the dreaded “You’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania.” Nothing like advertising to the world that your state government is illiterate. So at least I can relax in the certainty that AK’s state government is far more illiterate than PA’s.

(Don’t hammer me for poking fun of PA’s old license plates. I was born in Reading, grew up in Chester County, and graduated from Penn State where they learned me proper English.)

Happy New Year to all you Cescans wherever you are.