Prime Time Thread

Exposing himself.

Curing us all of Teh Gay via hypnosis.Oh, and fondling choir boys.

Make all of our children retarded by removing science from school and replacing it will a man riding a dinosaur (Creationism).

Making a pass at Nancy Pelosi. I heard he loves her pearl necklaces.

And authorizing torture of Giant Bunnies.Did Prodigal one come back from Ireland yet?

Rick Warren is going to give Nancy Pelosi a pearl necklace at the inauguration?OK, I will watch now. Can he give one to Harry Reid too?Or did I read that wrong?

Did anyone else have this dream last night or was it just me?http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/534/omgbunniesai2.jpg

Presidentin’…ur doin it wrong.

Joe, I dreamt about this instead.Of course I am in Xmas hell at work…

I know it’s annoying that I (can’t help it) revert to lol-speak when I type, but I’ve never made a lolcat before…

Wow! Everyone’s going shoe crazy!

That is perfect jane. I hate Xmas. In fact, I hate all commercial American holidays. Any holiday that requires me to spend my moldy money makes me ill.

Fucking s-word! I am going to virtually throw a shoe at the GDAB.

You all see the s-word protests going on at teh White House? (see Paddy & Laffy‘s place for story and video).

KO debunking “No Attacks Mythology” quick Bob to the bat cave.Ah! I knew there was one liberal beckon of light in this dark world.

Joe’s reminding me of an old (SNL?) sketch about a pirate who goes nuts every time he hears “nantucket”, I guess that was where he lost his leg to a croc or something…Not Yet On Youtube (NYOY).

Prodigal son has been sprung by friends and will slither back home sometime in the nest few hours or less. I have a stack of shoes and very good aim.

And if my phone rings one more time I will be throwing phone-stuffed shoes.

We have all grown culturally. Now we can express disgust by throwing footwear…Thanks, Muslims!

It just feels so GOOD. I can’t wait.Won’t be playing much tonight. Must have long talk.

Didn’t Father Abraham eat the Prodigal Son when he returned home? I might be wrong here because I have a hard time keeping Jewish Fairy Tales straight.

Long Talk? That sounds like ass whooping. Followed by putting the young man on his ass on the curb.

DP, talk schmalk. Fuck that. He’s prolly expecting a talk…let him wonder. (And hide all the food in the meantime.)Or throw an eviction notice at him. Throw his “toys” away. Something. Don’t waste this chance to make a point…

Kick ass DP. If he’s legal, then he’s legally bound to get his own ass out of the fire he started.

Hell DP, call the local sheriff. Doesn’t he have an outstanding parking ticket or something?

DP, he’s allowed home? I dropped my boys off at the hospital where they were born at first light–they’re very young, so will easily adjust to the new families the state “assigns” to them. I have peace and quiet here tonight.(But seriously, I actually REMEMBER when they had to put a law on the books in SC making it illegal to sell your children b/c some woman sold her kids and when they tried to prosecute her, they found out that it wasn’t illegal here-no shit).

Parking Ticket Yes! Start talking while the sheriff is on his way then tell your son you called the sheriff when he shows up. He will be as hurt as you were last night. KILL!

Where is Gypsysoul? She was hot!

Agreed BJ.

For once I have to disagree with teh Joe. Don’t tell him anything…just smile when the sheriff shoes -oops sorry Joe- shows up.

Geez, Joe, just join Facebook…you can find her now. (Then get a room!)

Sign you’ve been watching too much political coverage AND you need to get laid: you get turned on when Keith drops his voice and says “buusssshed.”

GET BOB CESCA FOR CHRISTMAS!I love Bob’s book One Nation Under Fear so much that I picked up a few extra copies for Christmas.If you’re willing to post a review of Bob’s book on Amazon.com, I’m willing to send you a free copy! Email me at toliveistosuffer@gmail.com.(PS: If you’re just after a free book and have no intention of writing a review, pretend. I’m gullible.)

“Sign you’ve been watching too much political coverage AND you need to get laid: you…”-oooh! I know! You comment on the GDAB.

I’m giving a copy to my dad and my little brother for Christmas, Cyclo. They’ve heard me ramble about the blog, so it’s about time they read the man.

Kat, I love the part about Bob sharing office space with G. Gordon Liddy. I was in tears of hysteria.

Kat, I can’t help myself when Craig Feruson gives you the “eye” and says “Naughty…”

“Geez” Jane why are you being rude? The females on this site said a lot worse about Joe!Is CycloCynic secretly Bob?

CC…I just love how the book is written. It’s like reading his blog in book form and totally entertaining.Jane…Ferguson is just hot. I would do depraved things for him.In other news…I love how Rachel is skewering the parent who named their child “Adolf Hitler.” Damn, she’s hot.

Second sign you need to laid: Asking the gay and lesbian community if it is OK to call Rachel hot.

Awww BJers I wasn’t being rude. I was serious. She pretty much “outed” herself last night. You, or Joe, could find her. Besides, it may be a true love connection between her and Joe…after all, he’s supposed to move to her town in a few months…Everyone told me to get a room when talking shit to teh Mr. Dingledein. Did I get pissy?

Bush is back on the sauce. He just said, “…Departments of Homeland Shhhecurity” on Rachel’s show just now.

BJ….Joe showed video, baby. Miaow.

>>it may be a true love connection between her and Joe…I like to call it fate or destiny to see the baby making thighs.

Musing on “signs you need to get laid” is prolly a sign you need to get laid.So is breathing.

Joe…you should never have to ask permission to acknowledge the hotttness that is Rachel Maddow.

Adderly, how long must we wait for someone to catch him? Obv he’s drinking, the fucking ShoeMagnet.

Trust Me I tried to find more info on her via google. No such luck. If by chance she is reading this I am not crazy just curious about a Native Beauty. I saw dickhead I mean Bush SHLUR his words too Leigh.GITheJoe You still here man?

Kat, I’m not really turned on by it, but I am unable to resist saying “Buuuuuussssshhed” along with Keith. Every time.

I’d drink like a fucking fish too if I was such a dismal failure as a president and human being.Shit, I drink like a fucking fish just watching the dismal failure.

Beejers, can’t you just join Myface or Spacebook or whatever the kids are calling it, and “friend” her? I’m sure she would not mind.

Blago quoted Elvis? But…he didn’t say a thing anyone’s ass!

Possible Happy Place news? Blackwater may lose State Department contracts.

Kat, Blago much be fucking it up.

It’s Facebook, Jane. And it’s like fucking crack.

I wanna see a Rahm-Pat smackdown. Rhambo would kick Pat’s lily white ass.

So Kat! friendster miss Gypsy and tell her she’s being summoned from teh Harem room.(Did I say that right??)

>>Everyone told me to get a room when talking shit to teh Mr. Dingledein. Did I get pissy?No, you got a basement.:)

Oh yeah. Maybe I should check on him.

Hey folks…WTF have I been missing ’round the GDAB? I thought I stumbled onto cupid.com or sumthin…I feel the need for a Jane recap…GO!

I’ll see what I can do Jane. This is the Harem Room?

Oh god….Rachel commenting on Caroline Kennedy (she hasn’t started yet – call me Karnak)Not American to have families in government? c’mon. Who’s more American than John Adams – and his son, John Quincy Adams? Or William Harrison & his grandson, Ben? Or Teddy Roosevelt & his cousins, Franklin & Eleanor? (yes, F&E were also cousins…) John & Lincoln Chaffee? Politics as the family business is NOT new.It disturbs me to think that people discount Caroline Kennedy’s eligibility for the Senate based on her name.

Hey folks…WTF have I been missing ’round the GDAB? I thought I stumbled onto cupid.com or sumthin…I feel the need for a Jane recap…GO!

Hey folks…WTF have I been missing ’round the GDAB? I thought I stumbled onto cupid.com or sumthin…I feel the need for a Jane recap…GO!

sorry for the double post! it wasnt my fault..really!!!

I found Elvis! Here’s a picture of Jane’s basement.

I’m sorry, CM, but we now shoot people who double-post. I’m thinking that’s the important thing you missed.

Well, for starters, CM has been hitting “post” as much as Bush hits teh bottle lately…Also, Bunnies return!, Gypsy Hips has been deemed Miss GDAB today (after GI was deemed Mr. GDAB teh other day), ceu has not dropped any bad news bombs YET, using the s-word will set off Joe’s PTSD, DP’s son may be going from one jail to another as we speak, everyone loves Rachel (situation normal), I think Abraham ate the Prodigal Son, and Harry Reid gave Nancy Pelosi a pearl necklace.Or something.

whew…i thought you were gonna throw shoes..or giant bunnies or such as…

Carl, that does look like my basement…

I only hit post 16 times…i thought typepad was still fucking with me..(i missed you all!)

I see that Elvis died laughing.

And ceu, tell CM what we now do to triple posters.

Goddamn awesome recap, Jane.

CM! Where ya been, beotch? I haven’t been around much either, crazy work schedule and holiday crap.

One Cath/Kath short of a Trifecta…

10q, 10q. Try the veal.

Speaking of long time, no see people…where the hell is skiba? And LFOD?

hey carlos..i have been around..but mostly after the fact…and during the day…when I pretend to be working but am actually trying to catch up on the 200+ comments on the prime thread.I remember when we had to beg bob to put up an open thread..and look what happened….btw..you guys are extremely entertaining….

And where’s Travis? My blood pressure is normal.

And, CM…I had occasion to check my user profile at HuffPo recently and I noticed that you made yourself a fan of mine (that sentence sounds weird, but…) and I have to tell you – I was so flattered by that. Thank you. I figure you read the one thing I wrote that was worth reading there, but thank you, nonetheless

you are very welcome CEU…it was nice to find you there. i dont post there as often as I used to…or even read there as much. they kept deleting my posts…which is a big turn off. i wasnt even dropping F bombs or anything! i notice they longer show how many of your posts have been deleted…(I was way up there).

Hehe, IIRC the first time Bob put up an open thread it got a fair number of posts. The second time it got about 5. Third day – none. Bob gave up for a while.I believe that the open thread idea was originally Elvis’.Triple posts? We sic Jane on them. I shudder to think…

oh carp…not jane! i was thinking MaryN or even Travis..but NOT TEH JANE!!!!!!

(the open thread in my head has hundreds of comments every hour…)

Okay, I know we all joke, but seriously, does anyone know what really happened to Elvis? His blog hasn’t been updated for over 5 weeks and he disappeared off this site soon after. Anyone?

So what does everyone think of the Caroline Kennedy as NY Senator thing?

i was thinking the same thing Carl…i’ve asked a few times, but no one seems to know..including Bob. its kind of sad to think that something could really happen to one of us..and the rest of us might never know. i know this is “just” an online community…but the connection is still real.

Prodigal son is covering for Abraham. Short talk. Long story. I hit the neighbors’ house like a shoestorm for answers. Seems PS is innocent of the major stuff but will take the punishment because the guilty-of-most one would get years for probation violation. Yet my son is out a car and a license but probably not prison time–I hope (I think). And Abraham best not try to hit PS’s insurance up for medical. He will need more medical if he does.Still scratching head and trying to decide what to do. Can you drag a person into a recruiting place or is that kidnapping? But that would break my never-drive-him-anywhere-again rule. Can someone else? Volunteers?Maybe I should unmute Rachel.

Ummmm, he’s not in my basement wearing a diaper and a ball gag, Carl.(At least as far as teh Feds know. Shhhh.)

@ jane -Well, not currently.

DP, instead of driving him to teh recruitment office, you could just drag him by the ear…

(Should I tell CM about that hiking trip I took with Elvis in Antarctica? I was hungry, dammit.)

I don’t know about the legality of dragging to a recruitment center…but I certainly think you can kick a man of legal age out on his ass for behaving like a child. I’ve done it. Granted…I didn’t give birth to him….

DP – you have to give him an ultimatum…one that you can stick to…and is meaningful. like..either you join the Coast Guard..or you need to find a new place to live…

It disturbs me to think that people discount Caroline Kennedy’s eligibility for the Senate based on her name.

Has anyone played this yet?

Regardless of what happened in Ireland, it is ultimatum time.

Carl, I do love the title, but the game was frustratingly hard (non-gamer here). Can I play IRL?

I understand what you mean, ceu, but I think Rachel touched on it a bit when she talked about political dynasties and monarchies. I think Americans have some ingrained thing which makes us rebel against the idea of anything resembling royalty. It’s that whole idea of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” and not getting anything given to you because of your name or social status. Which is complete and utter bullshit, of course, but we like to cling to the fantasy.

Sorry, I had to step out for a minute. I am watching “Wanted” for the guns and Jolie’s ass.Be back soon.

Oh yeah, CM, recap addendum (from last night, really): Joe’s an ass man.

Angelina Jolie was smoking hot in “Wanted.” Best part of the damn movie. That and James McAvoy walking around wet and half-naked.

jane..do you mean joe is an ass-man…or joe is an ass, man!!??:)

CM: exactly.

My whole family is now working on What To Do and How To Do It. THe shit will hit the fan as soon as we can all pow wow. Meantime, nothing in this house but his hated broccoli. And water. G’night. And thanks.

wow…i wish i hadn’t posted that now…but i thought the consensus was we wanted to see who we were speaking with…anyway…if someone could forward it to craig ferguson (hussies back off he is MINE!)that would be great!don’tpanic you need to throw out some…”you’re breaking my heart” kinda speeches. they worked on me. also how about a trip to the morgue or to those disabled by drunk drivers?!?!jane i love you and your basement hiding ways…and joe when we getting a room? hehe

G’night DP. Be strong and good luck!

Ahhh Gypsy’s here! I thought I heard a collective male sigh. Wish you hadn’t posted that? You have a fan club now!And hey aren’t you too young for teh Fergie?

You’re gonna have to fight some girls here for Craig Ferguson, Gypsy! That accent makes us all swoon.

how weird is it that i had the best crabcakes ever at a shitty irish pub today? and my friend swore he was going to smack me in my face because his jambalaya was so good…go figure..

Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen.

he is my ultimate crush right now…him and shia labeouf who is a baby! hehe

night carlos

i need an ultimate crush….

G’night Carl.

if you guys ever see someone on huffpo fighting to the death over fergie being the best that’s me!

Gypster, comin’ on here talkin bout crab cakes and jambalaya. That shitty Irish pub was still in Charleston, right?NOW I’m hungry…I’ll go check the basement -oops, the kitchen for some food…

I’m off to bed too, kids. Try not to do anything illegal, k?

CM, I sent you a polaroid of Elvis in his new Xmas reindeer-fur restraints, did it go to your email? (via teh Obama facebooky thing). (You too, Carl. ‘Nite also.)

yep still in charleston but definitely not on the tourist stop!

I find men who cook extremely hottt.

yes jane….and thank you…btw..where can I get a pair of those restraints?? they are for ummmm….a friend…yeah thats it…

gypsy, I prefer the basement. Hehe

did any of you see my comment on last nights prime time about the lastest sleep disorder problem?are you guys REALLY awake right now?

joe why don’t we just meet at jane’s basement…seems to be the hot spot!

Joe..i am awake…i think..(how can you tell??)

My wang talks to me every time Jane and Gypsy post new comments. The only problem is I don’t speak spanish.

CM and Kat too.

Jane, can you also restrain Rick Warren in your basement until January 21st?

Gypsy please instruct Joe how to friendnap you on teh Facebook, if he hasn’t figured it out yet.And feel free to borrow teh basement any old time.

Ewwww, will NOT take teh Christians into my basement! Is mah happy place!

Rachel said,”Ah, accountability” and I did this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

you will be with us jane…that is a given

Please no homophobes in the basement. It is my future happy place.

okay gang…must.go.to.sleep.now.glad to be back in the fold.ttyl

damnit…that is so catchy…now i will be singing it for the rest of the week…AGAIN!

Repeat of message 10:52 pm with the idea of jane and gypsy in freaky basement

his “jizzy” moments remind of the guy doing the “o-face” in The Office movie

Testing? Did I finally say something so offensive that I have been sent to Travis’ Blog. Hello?

travis makes me laugh…and it takes a lot for me to get offended

Heh. Offensive. Jizz. No really, not offended here.But I’ll leave you kids alone- lock up the basement when you leave, and do put the cap back on teh lube when you’re done.

be back in a minute…have to take the trash out…sexy huh? gggrrrrr sexily shake hair gggrrrr…cough-hiccup….gggrrrrr…hehe

Heh…I’d tell you about scooping cat poop but I wouldn’t want to get all of you too worked up…

(Umm…reality check for our dumbass senators Lindsey Graham, Jim DeMint, and our swimmingly ignorant, Republican Governor Mark Sanford).South Carolina is increasingly feeling the pain from a struggling auto industry.Bosch LLC (auto parts plants)has offered voluntary severance packages to about 1,300 employees at its auto parts plant in Anderson County, the plant’s entire work force, as it seeks to reduce head count amid a sharp downturn in the industry. The German conglomerate did the same thing at its 2,100-worker plant in Charleston earlier this month.Becky MacDonald, a spokeswoman at Bosch’s North American headquarters in Farmington Hills, Mich., said Wednesday she didn’t have any information about how many jobs her company aims to cut out of the South Carolina plants.”Our plan at this point is to offer the voluntary severance program, and then we’re going to look at what our customer demand is and go forward from there,” MacDonald said.At the BMW Manufacturing Co. plant in Greer, meanwhile, Friday could be the last day of work for up to 733.”(You know, b/c SC is doing so well and we won’t feel it too much, and such as… right Mr. Sanford?)

Jane, can you also put all 3 of those dumbasses in your basement? Or do you also discriminate against Republicans like you do christians?

Leigh, you were the one who told me I could eat my dog soon right?How many jobs do we have to lose before we really get serious about the recession.Fuck the jobs. Lets talk non stop about a shoe or Cheney lying or torture or something else to take our attention away for the future dust bowl. Mother fucker!

ok i’m back…jane i understand it is your pleasure room, i mean basement…but now i have fantasies of sexual heaven being in your basement please keep it pure for us.

joe…you said the s-word! i am proud of you!

Fuck! God damnit! Now I am going to my basement to dig a hole and fill it with my limp body. Fuck!

“limp” body

Limp-not moving, breathing, usually bleeding from the head with single gunshot wound.

“limp-not moving”…that happened to me one night after too many saki-bombs

where is our sexual hostess with the mostess?

That is how I like my victims, I mean my lovers.

the end of the world is coming…las vegas covered with snow!

Got to bounce gypsy, I have to get up before noon tomorrow and help a buddy replace the engine in his car. See ya Friday.

Jesus gypsy, I just said the same thing that is to fucking weird.

bye! sweet dreams

I have no idea when this economy will finally get the attention it deserves. The media folks would rather talk about Blagojevich taints and an imaginary shine that PE Obama seems to have lost. It’s blowing my mind, b/c it’s the weakest among us (at least in SC) who are shouldering the economic pain. See this (how Republicans cut spending-the little fucks):SC cuts could take toll on education, health careBy The Associated PressThe state’s budget oversight board carved $383 million from spending Thursday with a 7 percent across-the-board cut.This is a list of state agencies, their current budgets, what they lose and why it matters:_ Education Department, $2.4 billion, $164.7 million. More than 90 percent of the cut is passed on to local school districts._ Health and Human Services, $873.6 million, $61.1 million. The state’s Medicaid agency handles health care for the state’s aged, disabled and poor. Cuts here cost federal matching funds and care._ Corrections Department, $326.5 million, $22.9 million. The prison agency already is running a $14 million deficit._ Department of Mental Health, $195.8 million, $13.7 million. Agency took a $23.6 million cut in October, or nearly 11 percent of its budget._ Department of Disabilities and Special Needs, $170 million, $11.9 million. The agency cares for the state’s must vulnerable citizens. Budget cuts in October alone forced elimination of some services for children with autism._ Technical College system, $147.2 million, $10.3 million. The two-year college system has been a key element of the state’s economic development efforts._ Department of Health and Environmental Control, $123.9 million, $8.7 million. The agency handles birth and death records, environmental regulations and an array of health programs, including overseeing prevention efforts of diseases and the flu._ Department of Social Services, $120.3 million, $8.4 million. The agency handles welfare programs, child protective services and food stamps. It took an 11 percent reduction in October

it pisses me off too leigh…and then they (insert douchebag company/name/etc here) have the balls to ask for and get their salary raised and end of year bonus!

Grrr..gypsy, what nerve. Im done ranting now, y’all.

>>don’tpanic you need to throw out some…”you’re breaking my heart” kinda speeches. they worked on me. also how about a trip to the morgue or to those disabled by drunk drivers?!?!Gypsy, that would be assuming that he has a full conscience. He has dribbles of one (like when my dad died a few days after the last time Dad called, PS had hung up on him so as not to hear about that current DWI from a concerned–not angry–and caring grandfather. It was the first thing out of PS’s mouth that he had done that). As for me? No conscience–still hasn’t asked how my hoo ha procedure went or what it means. He will look me dead in the eye and lie. Or just make a sarcastic remark so I can’t tell if he’s lying or not. He isn’t bothered by gore–like a morgue–because he hunts and strips down (whatever the term) his own deer. His own sister–my normal kid with a conscience who gets hurt by someone stepping on an earthworm–is so furious she is still trying to decide what to do to him (or say to him). I wonder if he is a sociopath. His father might have fallen into that category.