Prime Time Thread

GET BOB CESCA FOR CHRISTMAS!I love Bob’s book One Nation Under Fear so much that I picked up a few extra copies for Christmas.If you’re willing to post a review of Bob’s book on Amazon.com, I’m willing to send you a free copy! Email me at toliveistosuffer@gmail.com.(PS: If you’re just after a free book and have no intention of writing a review, pretend. I’m gullible.)

Should we put out cookies and milk?

I gotta say it first: Where the Fuck’s Waldo?

Does Jane know yet?

I have a feeling she is nibbling her crabcake and recovering from the news. Yes, she got the mass mailing–heh, funny one knows who she is on that one.

Cigar! News of the Legendary One is better than sex and deserves a smoke!

I want my cookies…

Is it me or did the commenting die out rather quickly? Maybe I’ll post and others will magically appear.

probably refueling for round 6, Carl.

Methinks Waldo has been sampling the pleasures of Jane’s basement. I bet she’s got that turtleneck twisted all sorts of ways.

i feel like i just came out of a long coma..wtf are you guys talking about?!?!?!

GODDAMMIT I let Gypsy and GI borrow teh basement last night and I told them to put the fucking cap back on teh lube. Did I tell them to lock up when they left? NOOOOO. I thought it would have been obvious.

Cmin–email on the way. But first take a good guess. Think “legend” and “missing”.

What kind of cookies do you like, Alexander? I’m currently making Inside-Out Carrot Cake Cookies. They are scrumptious. And welcome to the PTT.

And “phoenix rising from the ashes.”

And ‘Love Me Tender.’

Jane, they’re getting our mail confused again. I have an invoice here from PetSmart for a 12-foot boa constrictor, made out to your business.

mmmmm carrot cake cookies…(easily distracted)Welcome Alexander! Boxers or briefs? Wait. Male or female? (‘s how we roll a PT thread…)

And astrological sign! We need to know that too…

In addition to the Breaking News email I also got a spam from Sham Wow. What a fucking coincidence.

Oh, hey thanks Cycloyevich. Can you hold it till I can send teh Gimp to pick it up?

I got a sham from Spam Wow.

I hate Dick Cheney.

Hmm… inside out carrot cake? I’m intrigued though I’m more a chocolate chip person myself.@ Jane:Neither and male though I have the psuedonym of a gay pornstar (according to someone I know)

Asphyxiations ‘R’ Us…

Hmm… inside out carrot cake? I’m intrigued though I’m more a chocolate chip person myself.@ Jane:Neither and male though I have the psuedonym of a gay pornstar (according to someone I know).Oh and thanks for the welcome… I like it here.

I chained Dick Hatey.

Hmmm. How can one be neither and male?Oh, you mean Commando. Rock on.

thanks for the explanatory emails guys….how did i get sooo out of the loop in just a few hours?!?!im so glad that douchebaggery has returned to the gdab..

Chocolate chip cookies are like the missionary position…always good but slightly boring. I get a wee more adventurous with my cookies. And the carrot cake ones kick ass.I’m not really fluent in my gay porn so I’ll take your word on it. And it sounds like you’ll have something in common with Joe.

Haha, I can get with the analogy. Just not really a sweets kind of person in general. I’m wee more adventurous in other aspects in my life. : )Not really fluent in gay porn either… just what I was told so I’m going with it.

Heh, I can picture Cminri’s part of the world shaking and tilting because of the amount of Breaking News mails. Rhode Island just broke off?

yeah jane..we’re hanging on to connecticut by a thread at this point…one more email…and away we go ….

I hope it wasn’t just a tease.

oops..that was for DP…not jane!

Will Waldo wallow in and wager a word on teh wadio?

wassup? i’m a lurker! not a first-time commenter as i’ve spoken on cescas’ hair a few times. Harry Shearer is the man…………funny……………HA! that dude should do movies or sumpin’. how ’bout those shoes, heh! HEH!?GO BLAZERS!

“Not really fluent in gay porn either… just what I was told so I’m going with it.”Yeah….whatever you say….

Carl, if Kat isn’t a tease, Waldo Q. Whatshisdoodle isn’t singing “Love Me Dead”.

Well, who among us hasn’t spoken on Mr. The Bob’s hair, in fairness?

*picturing Soren standing on Bob’s head making commentary*And I meant Waldo’s namesake.

DP – my comment about the tease was the fleeting sight of Waldo Q. Blastingcap, but as far as Kat is concerned, I would HOPE that she’s a tease. Hell, just her name gives me a commenting chubby… but maybe that’s because I’m “fond” of cats.

Does anyone else feel like a frickin 14-year-old, with all the chatting and teh emailing?I’m skipping tomorrow and going to the tree fort to get high. Who’s in?

i’m over the hair thing now. as i come to grips with my inadequacies you all’ll have to bare with me.-the lurker

how high? the tree fort i mean.

Soren, stop gripping your inadequacies! You’ll go blind.

Don’t worry, Carlos, I’m a horrible tease. Just like Waldo. Although eventually I do give in, mainly because I’m easy…unlike other people…I got this ad forwarded to me today. I recommend it for all those who may be boxer/brief/boxer brief people:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2md4uGmMU

Carl, do you realize how many Kat/Cats are really on here with their dirty, dirty pseudonyms? Prolly not, or you’d jizz in your pants (h/t GItehJoe).

Oh, goodness. Rachel is on a snarkfest. Miaow. I need a shower.

i won’t go blind if i close my eyes…..i don’t believe in superstitions.

Kat, dual bag. Heh.

Jane – what say you? uh-uu–uhh-uhhhuh—-OOoooh!… If you’ll excuse me…

Well – I think Waldo is named Waldo just so that we can periodically go “Where’s Waldo?” In other words, a tease. I won’t back down from that position till he shows up in a prime time thread.I don’t think I’ve ever commented on Bob’s hair…unless we include his facial hair, which used to be gorgeous, but at last sighting, was mostly gone. Course, Bob turns out to be gorgeous with or without it.Welcome, soren and Alexander! Nice to have you here!QT

Rick Warren is a good Human being who happens to believe you and I are going to hell. I have to go fight the war on christmas now. logging off to resume lurking here and elsewhere.HAPPY MONKEY!

Bob should get Rachel to be his second tonight. She is fucking pissed.

Bob’s hair. Just wanted to get everybody excited again.My phone won’t stop ringing so I’m having trouble following along.

“She is fucking pissed.”And as usual, eloquently so.

QT–I’m with Kat in nearly fainting earlier. We are a very bad influence, eh? But doesn’t a good F-bomb just feel great sometimes?

Oh, and Happy Monkey to you too, Soren…

Yikes. I leave for a few days, and look what happens.

Jane, betcha they’re both from NC. It’s always that way.(and welcome from DP too)

Packy, you are not allowed to leave. We couldn’t go to the outhouse because you weren’t here to throw shoes at the bears, dammit.

Pack at you! Boxers or briefs?

Bullhockey! Rachel said bullhockey! Colonel Potter?

Boxers. Or nothing.

Has Carlos weighed in on this critical issue yet?

Happy Monkey….it started today but these “moments” are not limited to any particular season or “special day”. You can educate yourself here;http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/12/happy_monkey.php

Sad news: Majel Barrett Roddenberry, widow of Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek, lost her battle with leukemia today. http://trekmovie.com/2008/12/18/majel-barr…ry-passes-away/Majel kept the Star Trek flame alive, including her swan song role as the voice of the computer in the upcoming Star Trek film.QT

And what’s teh opposite of a sausage fest?

Kat – just watched the doghouse video. Very funny – and I know the guy in the plaid shirt! Danny Sherman!

Boxer briefs.

I like gay porn…but I never noticed the guys’ names… I’m thinking that Rachel is one who’s been without power this week. It really would be nice if they could get the power lines back up so that the snowstorm tomorrow can knock them down again…(And I like beards.) (on men)

and I hate QuickBooks. Any company that wants their actual accountant to use fucking QB should be shot.just sayin’

Carl – did you see my thank you earlier?The link was much appreciated (altho I got kinda nostalgic and the kids laughed at me)

CEU – No I didn’t. You’re welcome.

hi alllllll…jane i think you said YOU would cap the lube!fresh meat on here tonight…yummie!what is the mail deal? i have been christmas shopping all day…fill me in on the news…i did however catch a glimpse of QT “almost” dropping the f-bomb…welcome to the dark side…jane will get you there if it kills her!i have a kick ass idea about getting craig ferguson for us…speaking of mass email…we should all email him mentioning this blog and our love of his sexy bits…or…bob should use his blogger-author-awesomeness to get on fergie promote himself and tell craigy he has some sex to be giving out to us!

Blagoyevich versus Gonzales: teh Separated At Birth Cage Death Match.

Gypsy, it looks like you or Joe left the basement door wide open last night…one of mah gimps escaped…

FWIW, I’m reasonably certain that that if any of you knew me IRL, you’d be stunned at how colorful my language can get. Keep in mind that I grew up in Flatbush, Brooklyn. I just don’t prefer to write profanity as it outlives the moment and since I do try to be a halfway decent representative of a faith-based person, and a Baha’i. But um… yeah. Trust me, there aren’t any asterisks in my real life speech!QT

i am getting bob’s book tomorrow…my vagina is making me!

Your vagina is going to love Bob’s book, gypsy.

i am surprised you noticed. your cup runneth over with gimps! (why am i laughing so hard at that sentence?!…all by my damn self!)

Gotta take my uterus and go to bed. It says it will miss me. I say “fuck you, why didn’t you go away 2 decades ago when I was finished with you”. You guys fill me in on the radio deal with Bob and Lee. Let me know who will be having services. And if it can be heard after the fact (pleeeeease).Jane, eat earlier tomorrow.

Rachel on the new healthcare providers rule about any employee of a healthcare facility refusing treatment to people. Rep. Degette is on talking about it.This rule extends to very peripheral employees – like the cashier. If s/he disapproves of birth control on religious grounds, s/he can refuse to ring up the sale. And there ain’t nothing anyone can do about it.Hopefully, this exposure (on Rachel) will wake people up about this. I’ve talked about it before, but not many people seem outraged, or even slightly disturbed, by it.Wake up, people! Bush’s new rule will let completely unqualified people make decisions about your health care based on their religious beliefs!!

QT…one of my best girlfriends is from brooklyn… and if you grew up like her…you would make me blush with your vocab!

G’nite, DP’s uterus.

DP, I’m sorry to hear this. You’re in my thoughts and prayers.QT

Goodnight DP….and all sundry female parts….

Did you just catch the Price Is Right clip on Rachel where the contestant guessed the showcase exactly to the dollar?! HOLY FUCKBALLS!

Gypsy: on a good day… yup.QT

Goodnight, DP. We’ll be thinking about you.

hello from the minx!I have been lurking & enjoying for some time now, esp. the naughtiness & cocktail recipes! I truly find all of the gang to be a hoot and have hearts as high as my Wisconsin snowdrifts!BTW, I’ve never felt at home here(even though I have lived here almost my whole life)–I was meant to be a NYC girl. Anyone with a spare room or corner for a while??The Minx

ceu..i wish someone would try to “refuse” to check me out..they wouldn’t be able to “refuse” my foot up their ass…sorry i am usually not like this…a full day of holiday shopping has taken me to a “hole nutha leval”

Welcome Minx!

I missed cocktail recipes??? You guys are all fired.

minx…where you at girl?

T minus 10 to the Cage match…

jane miss the “cocktail” that doesn’t sound right! hehe

No sympathy for a full day of shopping. Have you no computer access??I, OTOH, worked all day (and am still working) and still don’t have a Christmas tree!

Minx, there’ll be snow in NYC tomorrow. It will be almost like Wisconsin, except dirty.Jane – did you notice that you asked the guys about their underwear & they all left? Just coincidence??

Hey Gypsy, did you leave Joe chained up in teh basement?

Underwear pussies.

Also, I’m a girl, standard Jockey (made in Kenosha!!) undies in cotton–unless it’s a special thing, bisexual (hello there, Kat! If I remember correctly) & my hubby says that I snore (he lies!!)The Minx

Welcome, Minx. Just by the name alone, I’d offer you NYC space, but I don’t think the wife would approve. I always come across sublets and such if you are seriously interested.

can guys really hang? ESP. JANE?

Sean Hannity is an idiot and such as. Also.

Hey! I’m no underwear pussy. Four minutes until the steel cage Rick Warren/gay marriage match. Won’t be able to listen to much of it, but it looks like it’s downloadable afterwards.

“can guys really hang? ESP. JANE?”Does this mean I am being called on to use my ESP skills?

You remembered correctly, Minx. Do you have the extra-special communicator too?Where the hell is Joe? Gypsy…what kind of damage did you do to the lad?

he is in the trunk of my car…i am saving him for a rainy day…actually he said something about not being back on until friday…our mancandy ditched us! can you believe that?!?!

and about this economic shit. Did you hear that Yale lost a quarter of its endowment? More than $7 billion. Yikes. And now I’m worried that kid 3 might not get the financial aid he’s gonna need.

Woo hoo! Cage match!!

Can’t stay long, just came on to propse to GypsySoul

I was referring to the Jack Daniels cookies–eek! I mixed my vices (or, how convenient!)Location–Milwaukee, WisconsinHad to retire at 40 due to fibromyalgia pain & fatigue.Broadway Carl–I am harmless, got the nickname from an old friend of the hubby–been married 17 yrs.The Minx

tell me what a “propse” is and i will let you know if i will allow it!

Can’t remember about the extra-special communicator Kat– clue me in?The Minx

Can I elevate the level of discussion by saying I hate when condensation from my *ahem* beverage gets on my finger, and I go and touch my touchpad, and the mouse is all over the fucking place…

Okay gang, goodnight. I’ll listen to the rest of the Lee/Bob catfight later.

DAMN I meant propose. Now I am fucked up and nervous. OK, so I am the fat kid picked last again. DAMN YOU GItheJoe and Jane’s Basement! Can I add you on Facebook?

And more loftily, as I listen to the cage match, and hear Lee say “gay rights come too quickly,” I keep saying “that’s what she said.”

Minx…it was from a conversation the other night:

‘Night all.. and if anyone knows about some NYC space (ultra-cheap) that I might be able to have for about a month, let me know. It may sound odd, but this has been a dream of mine for a long time…e-mail. nadinetheminx@yahoo.comThe Minx

Crap…I can’t post properly in this damn thing.I’m feeling that Bob is winning the match so far. I’m not loving Lee’s arguments….

ohhhh….propose, i swear i am far from blonde! sure you can add me, but i rarely get on there. and joe was with jane most the time, she stuck me with the short gimp choking on the ball gag! not to be confused with the medium and tall gimps choking on the ball gags!

Heh Gypsy.And Kat, I agree…I want to like Lee, but I just cain’t get behind his arguments on this one…Lee’s a conundrum.

Is it safe here? Everybody is so mad tonight that I’m scared to say anything anywhere and such as…

SHUT UP LEIGH!Just kidding. Are you listening to teh show? Dear god someone call them!

Oh! The Communicator!! Of course! It’s standard issue for the Bi-gal-on-the-go!!The MinxNow to bed before hubby gets pissed off from the freakin’ tap tappies of the pod keys!! Night all…

Hey all, great to catch up on the PTT and my friends!Jane, what is the *ahem* beverage?And who is the other “bj”?It’s great to put a voice to teh bloggeristas Bob n’ Lee.Good to hear everybody’s parts are talking and entertaining and hopefully not paining as in DP.

Jane!!! Call them!!!

DEAR GOD HOW MUCH TIME DO THEY HAVE (and can they mention it again?)

There are two bj’s?

why can i not find this cage match???? wtf…HELP me!!!by the way…SHUT UP LEIGH

FOUND IT…

There is the 10:23 bj and me! Ya know Barry aka bjritz.

that was awesome all 6 seconds i heard!!! damn-fuck-shit-balls!

I could call but what teh hell would I say?? Fucking “Heh” and “hey when my finger is wet my touchpad goes crazy” and “that’s what she said”???Yeah, I’d be adding a lot.

I think they need to do that on a regular basis? Weekly Cesca/Stranahan Debates, anyone?

Yes and followed up by Travis vs. MaryN discussing grammer and yellery.

Looks like Lee has a whole bunch of stuff on there, including interviews with Cliff Schecter.Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Gypsy you could open two browser windows and put Bob in one and Lee in the other and you’ll get most of it.

More than what I would add, Jane. If they do this again, I’ll try to come up with an intelligent question that doesn’t involve basements and restraint equipment. Because I need to ask you how to properly affix a ballgag……Of course I know Barry…but I thought perhaps you were just shortening your name or something (like I did when freed of the bonds of TypeKey). Hmmm….

yellery..hehei think maryn and travis are fun…kinda like the drunk uncle at thanksgiving screaming at the kids for taking his fake hand while he was sleeping!

I enjoyed the Waldo discussion earlier. Correct me if Waldo is a real person on this blog, however, I know where Waldo is. It’s a community in Kansas City Missouri just south of the Brookside community in which I live.

i am a newbie on here…didn’t know there were any bj’s especially one that is ritzy!

Beejers, there’s an internets rumour that Waldo is actually a double secret agent gimp from the future…

Yes Sysoulmate, I agree I find them fun too. I find most everyone here fun.We need more pix of Janomatrix’s basement – that could be fun, if not a bit scary.

what is fun if not mixed with the fear of death or at least a treatable std?!?!

Oh Gypsewbie, I’m the ritzy bj…hmm sounds expensive. I’ve been away a few days mostly. Took my son sledding, went to his basketball games. Worked a couple of nights. I’ve been catching up during the day.I just love the jump from the pm threadkillers to the am omygod i wrote that hangovers.

“what is fun if not mixed with the fear of death or at least a treatable std?!?!”I know! I know! Church! No, wait…

It’s the Thread Walk of Shame, Barry. We’ve all thought it…although some of us don’t worry about the shame part anymore.I’m off to bed, y’all. Another round of “Where’s Waldo?” tomorrow night? We’ll have to start a drinking game with it or something.

Goodnight KatInDiva…sleep gently, deeply and may your dreams be the best and have you wake up wondering, was that real, Wow!

Does Rick Warren (or Lee “Hot Lips” Strananananan) own one of these?

i know! i had my first “talk of shame” a.m. comment just a couple days ago!i don’t know why but after 10 pm my mouth turns into a cesspool of sexual innuendo’s and potty talk. one of two things are going on…my vagina taking over without my knowledge…or just the awesome influence of the GDAB prime timers…GO!…

Thanks, Barry. That sounds absolutely lovely! Especially the ‘wow’ part.

a party ain’t a party until rick warren feels he needs to intervene!

Don’t worry Gypsy…a couple months here, and you’ll be throwing sexual innuendo around at 10 o’clock in the morning.

Nite Kat. And Beej, Gypsy, remember to lock up the basement when you leave! That leather is expensive!

jane that is funny…looks a little hannibal lecterish…i wonder if that could be used “downtown”?

That GoateeSaver is a riot. If a guy can’t shave around the edge of his goat he ought to go to the barber shop.Now where’s the one for a bikini line?

Jane are you headed to bed? Seems a little early…course I’m on central time heer. Rymes with beer.

Beejeezus, I’ve been kept up late every night here lately by some Awesomeness or another. EST here, and that’s no excuse, I know, but December at my job always kicks my ass.Don’t worry, I left the basement door open. You kids have fun! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! (Like let any more of my damn gimps out!)

Gyps I see we were on the same wavelength on the goat thingie.

Bye, Janaliciousness, peaceful sleep and sweet tuck in followed by sorin dreams as your beautiful mind unwinds into the folds of night.

great minds ritz…or twisted minds…either way you have company!i have to go also…holiday shopping round two tomorrow…and my vagina has to stop and pick up bob’s book!nite ritz and those lurking in the dark!

g’nite there gypsysowl, sleep well and dream of finding the illusive Waldo. Til another day.Gee, am I killing this thread again? Sweet.

Night bj. I’ll rescue you from thread killing by saying goodnight.QT

I just listened to the Bob ‘n Lee Match this morning while reading as it happened here on the OT. There was something soothing about it that made me think of the end scene in Soylent Green for the old guy except leave out the annoying sound of Morning Schmoe across the room. Surreal, I know. I guess I find you guys comfy like an old shoe–a funny leather one that’s flying at a squinty-eyed president who has probably FUBARed this nation forever.BTW, you guys are twisted. I like being reminded of that sometimes when I step back. God I feel a morning hangover post asking for a group grope.So I should have called the BlogRadio thingie with a hillbilly accent asking why they were talking about that wunnerful preacherman who protects us from tha homaseckshuls? Did none of you guys call? (For the record, I was with Bob’s argument–sorry, Lee, I just wasn’t feeling it).*disclaimer*–as a member of the hill people, the only OTHER group besides gays who can be openly ridiculed without repercussion, I feel I may openly make fun of myself. Within reason.

Good Morning QT – Thanks for saving me from a postacidal moment there last night. Have a brilliant day!