Prime Time Thread

New GDAB quotes post up on the Facebook!

Happy Birthday cminri!!

Has anyone considered that John Bolton may just be in need of some sweet, sweet loving?That may settle him down a bit…~Teh Minx~

I thought he took care of that for himself, by himself. You know, like so many other conservatives like Rush Limbaugh or Larry Craig when he’s not traveling.

I think he’s been Doompa-dee Doo’ed though.

VINDICATION!! I am crying right now. From laughter and happiness.

Glad the cat-parts are all there, Jane.Happy big one, Cminri! (Sorry, wasn’t supposed to say that big one part)

And yes, I’m wimping out way early. Long day. Be kind.

Pat Buchanan denies Sara Palin played the race card. Cross his KKK heart.

I miss the times before Rachel got her show when she was usually on the same panel as Pat to strike down some of that crazy crap. And Shrum too. I loved watching her take him down a few. Actually a lot of the conservatives on Chris Matthew’s documentary were previous victims of Maddow’s intelligence, and I was sad Matthews didn’t let her have a short segment following each one of them to point out all the crap that they said.Although she did a segment last night that I thought addressed the issue pretty well where she said it wasn’t so much that Bush got dealt a bad hand like most people say, but that he just fucked up almost everything he did.

More bombs!

Wow, guys, lots GDAB Weekly comments on here. Apparently throw politics and Willy Wonka together and you get one fuck of a night.I love how Maddow’s chyron says “Breaking News! Blagojevich picks Obama replacement!” when we knew about this at, oh, noon.

I don’t know, Walmart likes to paint Adolf Hitler birthday cakes, so you never know. I’d probably just not develop it though.

Jane: I think the bigger the chain, the better, from what I’ve heard.Oh, god, another Valkyrie trailer. Anyone else getting tired of Tom Cruise spatting out that we have to kill Hitler?

Sorry still catching up on today’s Hardball. Someone should let Pat Buchanan know Sara Palin is married so he can stop sucking up to her now.

It is my understanding that places like CVS and Walgreens will develop pictures with nudity, but not if there is actual…um…intercourse involved. So as long as the naked bits are not actively engaging other naked bits, you are probably okay.I’m so proud of myself for knowing these kind of fun facts.

Kat! I’m sure you’ll still be out of town but I may be in your neck on Thursday.

BOOBIES!!!!should i miss you guys the way i do when away from ptt?!anyone else laugh REALLY hard at bobby rush talking about “no iota of taint” and “appointee…appointor…appointee..appointor” and i hate to rip on someones appearance (not really but kinda) are those extremely large ears or a itty bitty pee head?jane…don’t take nudies to walmart…they wouldn’t even put this on a cake for a baby shower i was throwing….http://bp0.blogger.com/_wGTTQCNJH74/RnhfbtkwcsI/AAAAAAAAAGA/zyJDE88_tPo/s1600-h/baby+pee.jpg

and carlos..what did you end up having for dinner?

oh man..i thought we only do that (the shhhh thing) when packy shows up.

Happy Birthday, CM

mhy drunk typing and my regular typing are prty much teh same thing

Wow. Here I am on the GDAB. I’ve been lurking for a while but thought I’d weigh in on the Illinois political scene. Pretty exciting, heh? Heh? We’re used to the insanity on a local but somewhat embarassing when its exposed for all the world to see.

welcome arugula, i guess your political scene is kinda like the drunk uncle everyone tries to control in the grocery store huh?

GI!!!! YOU’RE BACK!!! jane hasn’t stopped talking about you! she is trying to get your naked pictures developed at walmart!

Fuck, I knew something was wrong the other morning when I woke up naked on my front porch.Jane, please be gentle I want to run for office one day.

I actually fly back tomorrow, Jane. Send lots of good thoughts towards my flights being on time and all that jizz…I mean jazz.I’m finishing up family stuff tonight, but I expect a full recap of the past week when I get back fulltime!!

To recap: ‘Taint’ is the Word Of The Year, it’s your birthday even when you aren’t here to celebrate with us, John Bolton is both hard up and Oompa-Loompa-ish but Minx has volunteered to take care of that, Pat Buchanan is (still) a stupid racist git who has lust in his heart, Rachel smacks hard, CVS will develop soft porn, Katie is a Sciengoogolist, Illinois is a drunk uncle…slow night.

gi how was alabama?

GI, so it’s back to the girlfriend’s Chihuahua again?And I’ll pay someone to take the kid who insists on knocking over my water every fucking day…

Alabama was great. I love the south and the hospitality. On one quiet night I swore I heard a black man getting whipped. Other than the flaming fires of racism I loved it. However, it is no different than Pennsylvania.

gypsy, did redmond give you out my nuclear codes on GDAB? I told that asshole to keep his fucking mouth shut. Now I have to take him out along with the little kid that knocks over Jane’s water.

BC, you are a man after my own fat clogged heart. I loves me some cow but my digestive track doesn’t. I ate a burger on the way home from Alabama and I thought and alien was going to eat its way out of my large intestine.

BeGeezz – it would help if I could spell the words I make up — lurkersian field.Now don’t get that confused with the zero point field…hmmm…need to tap into that more tonight it appears.

Thanks for the reminder Broad Carlway – time for another beer!

No BC – just a chance to swing both ways with Kat.

Your Carlway is so Broad…if he gets a private showing it’s still a full house…I suck.

Hey arugala, we are glad you’re from Chicago. I just talked with a young lady who was in Grant Park on election night – what a thrill!

BC, I see your swartz is as big or bigger than mine.

Did anyone catch Joe Scarborough get bitchslapped by Zbigniew Brzezinski on Morning Joke™ today?

Janesuckovich, don’t be so hard on yerself.And don’t fergit that dog is still after your cat.

whatever is happening then, is happening now…when…now…where…here…

BJ, I swear that looks like two dogs. I wasn’t gonna say anything…

Wonder if teh gimps just want to be ‘friended’…

Jane, please post creature picture here for those of us who aren’t a part of MyGoddamnFace.

giourjoe…why don’t you just make a b.s. profile? facebook is changing my life…for the worse…but changing it no less!

Thanks Carlos for the morning schmoe video on your blog – perfect. Joe was total roadkill!

damn! carl did i just add to my art of thread killing?!?!ok so now it is…-kill whitey shoutouts-bastard babies-disrespecting the glory that is facebookmy head is held in shame! i’m sorwee!

Fine, someone please send me the link so I can join this thing and ruin my life.

Just a minute! No friggin’ way did I volunteer to help John Bolton with his “loneliness.”Hey Janeski! How about copies of those “special” pics of GI teh Joe?Gypsy, Oh Sweetie, that baby-holding (or shoving at you– what are you supposed to do, fling it for a long pass?) must have been weird or awful. But it’s over now & you are among loved ones–us!!~Teh Minx~

“Smaile” is actually “smile” but I’m making up for the lack of vowels in “Zbigniew Brzezinski.”

gypsy, you touched a baby? Go wash your hands and uterus right now before it infects you.Holy Shit! I forgot to tell all of you that abstinence commercials were all over the radio in the south. They told kids that condoms don’t work against STDs and that their penis would fall off if it went within a foot of a nana.

So there you have it: Either Senator McCain is too senile to remember the number of physical buildings he owns and all the expensive things inside them, or he’s too rich to give a shit. Which should come as no surprise to those that watched him defy the Cone Of Silence at Pastor Rick’s Mega-Spiritual Bargain Warehouse Evangelicathon and Corn Feed, where McCain accidentally let it slip that you can’t join his country club if you make less than $5 million a year. “He’s down-to-earth, he’s funny, he’s just like me!” gushed a woman that attends one of Warren’s Fast-Jesus Franchises because she can’t have a personal relationship with The God™ without being in a room with 22,000 other hysterical nutcases. “And Lord he’s right, $5 million a year, that’s rich! He’s so smart!”

thank you minx…it really felt like an out of body experience!

Mr. The Elvis Dingeldein is in the house! Now I have to come back later… unless it was a drive by.

Ok, I have a myface account how the hell do I join the GDAB group of love making without baby making?

gi go to the bottom of last nights thread and read the shit i had to go through yesterday!is that really elvis?!?! i just got nervous..like jesus had walked into the room nervous!

Search for GDAB Cescans and request to join.

Joe: search GDAB Cescans under groups. Or search for Jane Frommell.

gi request to jion…it is under profile pic…carl has to accept you! give us the link to your page!

I think that was someone using an old post of Elvis’ and posting it as him.Seems likely, due to our longstanding love/yearning for The Elvis.

I, for one, do not believe that the real Mr. The Elvis has posted again.I think I broke all his fingers last time he escaped.

Jane..isnt he using one of those pointer sticks strapped to his forehead so he can type “help” messages on his blackberry?

Pychsoul, I hate bed bug bites…I won’t let them get me or you! schlaf schön

elvis-gate ’08my emotions just went from nervous to exitement to disappointment

good night cescans….GI – good luck with facebooking..whats everyone doing tomorrow night?

Bedtime for me & high-powered pain killers for me, too!’night all–Minx

nite dr. phil…i mean minx

Friend me when you get there, ok?

What? Too subtle?trolling for friends….

Ana Marie Cox is hot.that is all.

Nite Minx, sleep well, dream of spite faced gimps and rasberries.

Yeah…I don’t see you friending me either, Gypsy!

Someone couch Joe!Couches aren’t my thing.

that ain’t what i heard jane…correction…that ain’t what i saw jane!

yeah…what jane said gi…i have already been felt up and proded by a girl while another one watched today so why not add fb love to it

ok ceu…i am on the hunt…gi…where are you on here?

Mah Gimps do not cry!They leak worship juice from their eyeballs.

was the dr. phil comment, Gypsterino.

I think I added jane and gypsy. I hope.

Gypsy, all I can say is we are dipshits for not having found him yet…

I sent you both a message I think.

jane, i can’t tell you how much i love the word dipshit!how are we going to have our way with gi with that pic? i feel like going to chruch over this!

do you call them 1 and 2? job well done on those 2 gi!

No, that is the name for my balls. I called them a $1000 a month of alimony(I mean child support that doesn’t go to the children, it goes to my ex).

ritzy drunk…ritzy drunk!!!!

See GItheFB gets goin over there and everbody gittin down wit it…but here it’s da ghost town.

hehe…i am spying on gdab cescans and it feels so good!

FRESH BLOOD!!

Just watching the Tweety repeat. Man, I HATE Sarah Palin. Her voice just curves my spine. You don’t realize it until it’s gone for a while, then you get a dose of it and you wonder how in the holy fuck she’s so goddamn popular with the Kool-Aid drinkers? I mean I get it, but c’mon!!!

i actually think she would be more tolerable if her witch doctor hadn’t cast out the spirits!

Exorcism FAIL.

Oh Carl…not-a-Cescan ranting about drugs after I made a fucking joke.

Goodnight, all. I have an early call. See you early tomorrow. If not, have a fantastic New Year’s Eve!

jane, i don’t know where to begin on above post.let’s start at retarded people and take it through crazy town ending up at i pick my nose to talk to my boogers because they make me laugh!

NEO…Follow the white rabbit