Reaching Around To Bush

Posted on 12/23/2008 at 1:36 pm by admin

by Lee Stranahan

In the spirit of post-partisanship that we’ve all embraced, I’d like to reach out and extend an olive branch to President George W. Bush. He’s about to leave office and he’s said he’s unclear about what’s next for him. Well, I have an idea for him that will bring him some big money and provide the nation with some much needed economic stimulus.

Former President W should travel this great land in the Bushmoble; a glass encased Hummer that’s powered entirely by gasoline. Premium gasoline. He will go from town to town and meet people. The events will have something for people of both political persuasions. The opening acts will be Lee Greenwood and The Dixie Chicks.

Then the main event – the Bush. For $20 you can either shake his hand or flip him off, complete with a digital photo. For $100, you can either high five him or throw a shoe at him. Mr. Former President has shown he is both nimble and has a sense of humor about shoes being lobbed in his direction. He’ll be fine. Then Dick Cheney fires a shotgun in the air or at least in a general sort of ‘up’ direction and the event is over. On to the next town. God bless America, let the healing begin!

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  • LameDuckHunting

    Funny, but as I read “…..I’d like to reach out and…..” my mind could not help but finish that sentence differently………..

  • Lee Stranahan

    I changed the headline just for you

  • Bob_Cesca

    I think I’m gonna hurl.

  • LameDuckHunting

    Actually, that’s not what I had in mind…….Funny, though……..

  • PackyJ

    A reach-around is something that Bush didn’t even give America and the rest of the world while he was buggering them.

  • http://unrelatedcontent.com Travis D

    Who dares hurl such stones at these, our most sacred of cows?

  • Lee

    As long as that was intentional I guess. I’m sure Bush never got the reach around from Cheney though. Cheney is just that kind of selfish bastard.

  • Tracy Adams

    Can I put a booger on the end of the olive branch, before you extend it?

  • emsique

    Why should we have to pay? We have paid dearly for that rat bastard’s arrogance and stupidity. He should be forced to ride his bike with an old fashioned ball busting leather saddle while we pummel him with rotten produce and eggs. In fact, he should pay us for the privilege of not sending him off to prison for the rest of his life. Olive branch? Shit on a stick.