Coleman, Lizard People Not Certified

Posted on 01/03/2009 at 3:46 pm by Bob Cesca

Because he wasn’t certified as the winner of the Minnesota’s Senate seat, Norm Coleman lost his voting privileges today at Noon. But of course…

“We are still reviewing the situation,” said Jim Manley, spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.). “Norm Coleman should respect the conclusions of the Minnesota State Canvassing Board.”

Can we please just replace Reid with someone who isn’t so spinally challenged?

I’ll even take Lizard People over Reid at this point.

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Lizard People: “We have more sssssspine!”

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  • http://unrelatedcontent.com Travis D

    Jesus Reid is really the worst. Even Pelosi would have, at this point, called it finished.Too bad the only solid challenge to Reid in Nevada would have to be from a self funded millionaire candidate. Too much “network” money in Harry’s pockets.

  • GItheJOE

    I see that the senate is still going to worthless for another 2-4 years.Someone please give me some good news the Harry Reid is going to lose his reelection. At this point I don’t give a shit about how many “D”s there are. I just want people that are pragmatic.

  • EL Mystico

    Agreed. How did he even get this freaking job anyway? Did they draw straws? Reid’s not very high on the seniority and he’s not exactly the most charismatic spokesperson. Does he have naked photos of Ted Kennedy? Seriously, who knows the story on this? I’m just saying the United States Senate is never gonna be a cover spread for Tiger Beat magazine, but did they have to scrape the mummified corpse of one of Nevada’s original settlers off the seat of his covered wagon and put him in charge of the place? In short: GRR! ARGH!

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    It took one twenty-four period to count the votes of an entire nation on election day. It has taken two months to recount the votes of one state.Does anyone else find that asinine? Am I the only one?

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Lizard people are already in charge of the government. Haven’t I already explained this to you, Bob?Which is not to say that lizard people aren’t an improvement in some ways. For one, ARE chordates, unlike Reid, who is held upright by a toughened form of sinew. I have it on good authority that Reid returns to his Senate office several times a day to climb in a saline tank and reassume his natural shape. Here’s a photo of Reid at rest, in case you’re interested.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    I could bring a bill to clotureAnd heed the will of votersEnding gridlock-grind;For sixty votes I’d muster;There’d be no filibusterIf I only had a spine!Agendas would be simpleAnd leftward of the middlePassing in good time;Oh, the bills we would be passingWith an expedited fashionIf I only had a spine!Oh, who can tell me whyThe GOP’s in charge?’Minority’ means not so largeSo why is taking charge so hard?I could be not quite so easyAn upright leader, you see,Instead of flat-supine;I would be friends with JerryObama would be merryIf I only had a spine!

  • Kat

    I *heart* you, Matt Osborne.

  • SillyGit

    LOUD APPLAUSE at Matt. Most excellent.

    Reid is the fellow I was thinking of when I asked how to say Empty Scrotum in French. It isn’t just a spine he lacks.