Doof Quote of the Day

Posted on 01/10/2009 at 4:58 pm by Bob Cesca

“It will be cool-looking.”
—President Bush describing his presidential library and ‘Freedom Institute’

By “cool looking,” the president obviously means the bouncy castle area. Also, I wonder if there will be an “Extraordinary Rendition! The IMAX Experience” film at the peeance freeance institute.

Adding… Peenace freeance.

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  • http://www.legitgov.org siri

    hey, Bob. DUDE! Please consider *ALWAYS* putting up the “freeance peeance” link when you reference that particular butchery by dumbya??? Just in case someone doesn’t know what it is, as everyone NEEDS to be made aware of that one. imho.k?Thanks a bazillion bail outs for all you do!siri@legitgov.org

  • EL Mystico

    The rug is also pretty cool.

  • SillyGit

    I had to share this this timely addition to the Bush Legacy Project:http://www.bradblog.com/?p=6805You are cordially invited to the official,pre-inauguration opening ofThe George W. Bush Presidential LibraryThe following rooms will be dedicated:The Texas Air National Guard Room -where you don’t actually have to show up.The Hurricane Katrina Room -which is still under construction.The Alberto Gonzales Room -where you won’t be able to remember anything.The Walter Reed Hospital Room -where they don’t let you in.The Guantanamo Bay Room -where they don’t let you out.The National Debt Room,which is huge and has no ceiling.The Tax Cut Room,(Admission is restricted to the wealthy.)The Airport Men’s Room -where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.The Economy Room -which is in the toilet.The Iraq War Room -where, after you complete your first tour, yougo back for a second…a third, a fourth…The Dick Cheney Room -in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.The Environmental Conservation Room -still empty, but warm…and getting warmer.The Decider Room -complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room -(No one has yet been able to find it.)The Donald Rumsfeld Room -Currently displaying known knowns, and known unknowns. Unknown unknowns will be displayed as soon as they are known.The Supreme Court Gift Shop -where you can purchase an election.Note: The George W. Bush Library is equipped with an electron microscope to help locate the President’s accomplishments.Ten more days.

  • SillyGit

    One more.The John Ashcroft Room -Where all topless female statues wear tasteful bikini tops.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    Let’s not forget George’s pledge to “replenish the old coffers” with the speechifying and whatnot. Oh CHRIST I pray his coffers are replenished, please GOD let them be filled!Adding: Heh.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    PS – “Freeance peeance” makes me angry. It makes me angry. That should quite simply be Grounds For Dismissal. There should be an Amendment making it unconstitutional to be that fucking retarded.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    freeance peeance? What the eff was he even trying to say??!@Mystico:Indeed. He wanted a rug that said “Optimistic moron comes to work here.”

  • SillyGit

    Nano – I *think* he was trying to say ‘peace and freedom’ (it was peeance freeance), but for all I could tell he might have been saying ‘peeing on freedom.’ How did such a person ever become leader of the free world. I’m not certain he can find his way home without the secret service.

  • bibimimi

    they’ll be a siloport for my super-secret ex-commando-in-chief spy plane.and i STILL ain’t gonna hafta wear no underwear!!